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Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

Cops say a Tennessee teen who got arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday had a surprise in store for police.

A fuckin LOADED GUN shoved in her Vagina!

When a female corrections officer at Kingsport jail performed a search on 19-year-old Dallas Archer, she allegedly discovered an "unknown object" lodged in the young woman's crotch. She alerted another female officer, who accompanied her during a further examination, according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

That woman, Christie Harris, also had two bags of what turned out to be methamphetamine hidden in baggies in her butt, according to police.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

'Uriniator' Pissing Off Women in Gainesville, Florida by Pissing ON Them....WTF????

This story made me pee.....

Three more women have reported being urinated on by a man near the University of Florida campus.

In late February and early March, four incidents were reported, according to the Gainesville Police Department. Since media coverage of those crimes, three more women have reported being sprayed from behind by the culprit.

One victim helped police create a sketch of the “urinator,” according to a GPD Facebook post.

MORE HERE.

(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

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Crazy Bitch fired shots over incorrect burger order at McDonald’s

She wanted it her way ...or ELSE!  ..

A Grand Rapids Michigan woman who had a beef with a local fast-food restaurant is now being grilled by cops – for allegedly firing shots at a worker who messed up her burger order.

Shaneka Torres got steamed when she and a friend went through a McDonald's drive-thru to grab a bite to eat and found she was served an incorrectly prepared sandwich. She called to complain and was assured that she'd be given a free lunch - but when the women returned to collect, their order was incorrect yet again, leading her to flip out.

Torres allegedly fired two shots into the drive-thru, not striking anyone, and was quickly apprehended since she'd left her name and phone number with the Mickey D's manager when making arrangements for her free meal. (UPI)

 

FARTING Cows Cause Barn Explosion

A herd of cows is being blamed for an explosion at a barn in Germany. Police say the roof of the barn was nearly blown off when a static electric charge came into contact with methane gas from cow farts. 

Cows are very large animals and they are vegetarians, so they release a lot of gas. Police say no one was hurt in the explosion, although one of the bovine butt-blasters suffered light burns. (Huffington Post)

Sunday Morning Gospel Album Cover: Jesus loves creepy ELMER & JUNE too

Luckily there is a pond behind this family to jump into...after they release their next album.. ELMER and JUNE introuduce Darrell,Darrell and his other brother Darrell and the WHOLE FUCKIN neighborhood

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