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New Super Gay "ANDREW CHRISTIAN" underwear That Come With a Large, Fake, Plastic-Molded Junk To Wear Over Your Real Junk

i'm sure there wil be some fat Straight men ordering this too... a color matched Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic looking male features..LOL

Gay people seem get the short end of the stick in so many things today. BUT Ya know what?  Leave it to the queers to come up with another way to receive that SHORT END!  ( we hurt our own)  Fake penis UNDERWEAR!!! Yeap..undergarment maker to the gays, Andrew Christian has come up with some briefs that have a Molded penis cup..to go over you teeny tiny penis nature didn't gift you with..

IMAGINE the shock after spending $120 dollars on 4 martini's at the ABBY, $100 Dinner at Cafe de Twat  ,,and you think you are gonna score a big hot throbbing Dessert  when ya get home ..only to find the Keebler elf wants you to touch his teeny tiny Fudge stick..and ALL you end up with is SOFT BATCH. Well, I can feel disappoint, from the gay bars of SOho to the leather bars of San fran...to the beaches of Mykonos!

The Shock Jock Flirt Brief features an Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic male features for a completely natural look...watch the video Below with a Full lisp and Watch Andrews Face as He gazes at the young hung ( or is he?)  models crotch....HYSTERICAL:..

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Ester Goldbergs the WEEKLY WRAP! GIBSON-PALIN-POLANSKI and PIERS

THIS IS THE FINAL WRAP as we were cancelled today...

WE WILL BE RETURNING next week with a new show..

THAT'S ESTERTAINMENT

In this episode: At the top of the list is the Mel & Oksana show (she sings, he rants); Lindsay Lohan could have a career as a manicurist (she'll have plenty of time for training during her jail stay); Piers Morgan moves in on Larry King (among other people); and America's teen sweethearts are getting married (it'll be a BYO Fresh Meat reception). So sit your tookus down and watch ...

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Ester Goldberg's THE WEEKLY WRAP: Movie MONEY; LOHAN the Jailbird- bye Byr bond and a Stupid Situation

 

 In this episode: Lindsay Lohan gets sent to celebrity jail (it worked out well for Robert Downey Jr., right?), MGM puts 007 on indefinite hold (Where will Ester get her Daniel Craig fix?), creativity isn't dead in Hollywood (at least, in the accounting department), and The Situation has delusions of grandeur. So sit your tookus down and watch

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IN OHIO, A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL DISCOVERS HER 14-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND IS ACTUALLY A 31-YEAR-OLD WOMAN IN DISGUISE

You know how, if it turned out JUSTIN BIEBER was actually a middle-aged lesbian woman in disguise, you'd be surprised but not totally shocked?  A situation like that JUST happened in Ohio.




A 16-year-old girl from Springboro, Ohio . . . whose name hasn't been released . . .  had been dating a 14-year-old boy named Matt Abrams.  Matt was 4-foot-11, making him much shorter than the girl, who's 5-foot-5.

Well, after a week of dating, they decided to spend some time together in a hotel.  But, three days into their stay, the 16-year-old girl ran off.

Because she discovered that 14-year-old Matt was actually a 31-YEAR-OLD WOMAN named Patricia.

Patricia Dye, of Franklin, Ohio, had been POSING as the 14-year-old boy to get close to the girl.  They did have some sexual contact when they were together, before the victim realized Matt was a woman.

Dye was charged with corruption of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor.  She's being held in jail on $100,000 bond.

The police are investigating whether there are other victims.

story HERE

ESTER GOLDBERG'S WEEKLY WRAP: LARRY- FRODO And the KARTRASHIANS

In this episode: Larry King says goodbye (seems love means having to change your Depends), the brainiacs talk to Joy Behar (!) to replace him, Frodo plays with Fido and let's just rename E! Entertainment Television: the Kartrashians Television Network. So sit your tookus down and watch ...

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