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SONS OF ANARCHY' ACTOR Suspect in BIZARRE L.A. Double Death

UPDATE: The police tell TMZ that Lewis is believed to have been on meth or PCP. Witnesses say he showed "super-human strength" and was "phenomenally strong" in trying to fight off the two men outside this house.

Neighbors also say he used to reside there and then moved away. They also describe him as a "nice guy."

This story will probably make its way into all the Hollywood Babylonish books that I own every single one of.

Quess the landlady wanted her rent & he didn't have it...

 from Schmooze Correspondent JANE CODAY

Johnny Lewis -- who had big roles on "Sons of Anarchy," and "The O.C." and once dated Katy Perry -- was found dead yesterday ... and his body was discovered at the same L.A. property as an 81-year-old woman he's suspected of murdering .

According to our law enforcement sources, 28-year-old Lewis was found in a driveway Wednesday morning in the Los Feliz neighborhood -- and the elderly woman who owned the home was found dead inside ... the victim of a homicide.  Investigators say they believe Lewis beat the woman to death.

According to multiple reports, neighbors heard the 81-year-old woman screaming ... and then saw a young man outside her home attack 2 other men with a piece of wood ... before he climbed onto the roof and falling to his death.

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Bam Margera claims his naked,self pleasuring stalker gave him herpes..

Oh pleeeze...somebody who lights their farts on fire is lucky they have stalker!!

 He probably got it from falling in a huge pile of sh*t, or drinking bull semen.  Jackass is disgusting..

 

Bam Margera claims his naked stalker gave him more than one nasty surprise. After the nude admirer broke into his home and then masturbated on his bedroom floor, the ‘Jackass’ star says he woke up with a giant sore on his bottom lip the next day.

According to gossip site TMZ, Margera is convinced that the nude admirer gave him herpes when she kissed him. In a YouTube video featuring his skateboarding legend friend Tony Hawk, Margera details his run-in with the stalker. He told police that he was awoken by a completely nude 24-year-old woman who snuck into his house while he was sleeping. According to Margera, he freaked out when the woman’s kiss woke him up and threw her off him before dialling 911.

While Margera was on the phone with the police, the intruder started pleasuring herself in front of him. Margera eventually kicked the woman out of his house and she was eventually arrested in the woods surrounding his mansion. She was still naked.

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Thai senator 'accidentally shoots ex-wife dead with Uzi machine gun during family meal'

Yeah... right..... happens to me every time I bring my submachine to dinner...Needlees to say my dinner parties are not always a huge success... due to this minor faux-pas.

A Thai senator accidentally shot his ex-wife dead with a submachine gun during a family meal in a restaurant, police have said.

Boonsong Kowawisarat fatally injured Chanakarn Detkard, 46, when he mistakenly fired the 9mm Uzi as he tried to put it away after placing it on the table.

Chanakarn, who worked as the senator's secretary, suffered a bullet wound to the stomach and died on the way to hospital, according to local police.

Officers said around five family members had been sitting in a private dining area of the Garden Resort, in Phrae province, northern Thailand, when the gun went off on Sunday evening.

Police said Boonsong, 56, who is the senate representative for northern Mae Hong Son province, will be charged with causing death by negligence, it was reported in The Daily Telegraph. 

He faces a maximum of 10 years imprisonment and a 20,000 baht (£405) fine.

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Woman having her hair done 'storms out of salon, attacks stranger then returns to finish haircut'

Wanna guess where this happened?

FloriDUH..

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly interrupted her hair appointment, walked out of the salon and hit a complete stranger in the face several times before finishing her haircut. 

The victim was sitting in her car at a service station in Naples on Wednesday evening when a woman later identified as 26-year-old Dorys Leidys Quintana approached her and punched her in the face three times, according to an arrest report.

The unidentified victim told police she did not know Quintana. 

However, an attendant at the Jiffy Lube service station recognized her as his ex-girlfriend.

Following the attack, Quintana returned to a salon across the street where she was having her hair done.

Police who arrived on the scene arrested the 26-year-old in the salon and took her to the Naples Jail Center on a battery charge. 

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James Holmes was rejected by 3 women on AdultFriend Finder..

That's a shocker huh?  

 

AdultFriend Finder is pretty much a  bunch FAWC's ...Faceless Anonymous Wanking Cybernauts.. guys who register on dating sites to view profiles, but who never put any information in their own profiles, or any photos of themselves.

But not James.. & he was obviously weird enough that it scared off any potential Mrs Jokers. Thus preventing them from breeding and overrunning the earth and  further dragging down the human race.

Thank You God!

His profile also makes it pretty obvious that  he had been planning this thing for months.

When you put in your ad that you want someone to visit you in jail, I think that shows where he knew he was going to be. 

The other thing is ..

University of Colorado officials disclosed Monday that Holmes was being paid $26,000 a year for his studies, money that probably financed the cache of firearms, ammunition and explosive devices found in his apartment

I would think that pretty much sinks any "I'm crazy" defence, since the mentally ill aren't typically aren't that organized..

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