VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Dead pig in Romney T-shirt left on sidewalk outside Republican headquarters in LA.

from SChmooze Correspondent JANE CODAY

Ester where were you last night?

Just kidding..Ester would never harm a pig.. even a republican one ...

Given Barack Obama's landslide re-election win, you might think that victorious Democrats would be feeling upbeat and positive rather than vindictive.

But one Obama fan apparently proved a sore winner - leaving a disgusting message of hate outside a Republican field office.

A dead pig wearing a Mitt Romney T-shirt was yesterday found on the sidewalk outside the GOP headquarters in Manhattan Beach, a suburb of Los Angeles.

While police are still investigating the circumstances of the crime, the clothing on the carcass suggests it was politically motivated.

The pig was discovered by passers-by early on Thursday morning and removed by authorities later in the day, according to KABC.

Police had to cut up the mangled body in order to fit it in to trash cans, where it could still be seen for several hours.

Posted by Schmooze Correspondent  Jane Coday
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Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating In A Starbucks While On Crack

You know, when you are on crack, the last thing you probably need is a double shot of espresso.

This is probably why Jennifer Piranian, of Florida decided to spend her time in Starbucks masturbating instead.

The police were called because the woman would not take her hands out of her pants and was clearly doing something which looked like masturbating.

She told police she was waiting for friends because she needed to go to the hospital because of an infection or spider bite. The woman was arrested for masturbating and for being in possession of cocaine.

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NYPD Officer Busted in Plot to Kidnap/Cook (Yes, Cook) Girlfriend, Others

WTF?  He'd already figured out that if he folded their legs.. they would fit in his oven..

Scary stuff ...

 

 A New York City police officer was charged on Thursday with conspiring to kidnap, torture, cook and eat women whose names he listed in his computer.

In a criminal complaint unsealed in Manhattan federal court, Gilberto Valle III, 28, of Forest Hills, Queens, was charged with conspiring to cross state lines to kidnap the women and with illegally accessing a federal database.The charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison

Investigators uncovered a file on Valle's computer containing the names and pictures of at least 100 women, and the addresses and physical descriptions of some of them, according to the complaint. It said he had undertaken surveillance of some of the women at their places of employment and their homes.

Magistrate Judge Henry Pitman, in denying Valle bail at a hearing on Thursday evening, said: "the allegations in the complaint are profoundly disturbing. I have never seen allegations similar to this in 16 years on the bench."

Posted by Schmooze Correspondent  Jane Coday

 

 

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Man is arrested Trying to Eat the Drugs He'd Hidden in His Rectum

We hear about criminals hiding drugs up their asses all the time.  BUT: We NEVER hear about any of them who are willing to do something THIS gross.

Police said a man tried to eat marijuana and flush heroin down the toilet during a raid at his home Thursday morning. As officers entered the property, they said Rowe tried to flee from officers. Police said Rowe was trying to swallow marijuana that he had hidden in his anal cavity

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Joran van der Sloot gets a woman pregnant while in prison.

 OMG! This guys DNA does not need to be passed on. Talk about the Bad Seed... 

 Just how desperate do you have to be that you are willing to have unprotected sex with inmates in a Peruvian prison?

Now, add to that you are having unprotected sex with a guy who has killed at least two women and probably more. A Dutch newspaper is reporting that Joran Van der Sloot, who is serving a 28 year sentence for murdering a Peruvian woman has managed to get another Peruvian woman pregnant.

There is probably some strange law in the country that will get him out of jail early now so he can support the woman. Of course then he would be extradited to the US so that would be a good thing. Obviously the Peruvian prison system is not that horrible if you can find the time to have sex with visitors..

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