A London man proved he wasn't very well-"bread" when he called emergency responders to rescue him – because he'd gotten his johnson stuck in a toaster!


The elderly gentleman, whose name was not released, didn't reveal what prompted him to put his unit into the unit, just that he found himself unable to free himself from the device. Fire department spokesman Dave Brown said, “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out could be prevented with a little common sense ..." (Daily Mirror)

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