I love me some Milton! Who knew he was such a Casino Royale casanova? The true Story how he sacrificed his freedom to take down one of the KGB's finest..
Quote from MILTON EZRA STANSON
.."Ester, I know you haven’t had much experience dealing with spies, except for that afternoon tea you had with Mata Hari, but thanks what I did with the FBI back in 1980’s, the head of the KGB in Moscow was fired and it took the KGB’s operations in America many years to recover!"
Liam Aiken (actor) is 24 “Klaus” in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Jeremy Renner (actor) is 43 “Jem” in The Town HURT LOCKER STAR..in the new MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
DUSTIN DIAMOND! - 37 (Screech from "Saved By the Bell", and a trying to be a reality star and did some porn, supposedly hung like a shetland pony!)
John Rich - 40 ( ego laden country jerk. He hosted the celebrity reality show "Gone Country" and was also one of the judges on "Nashville Star". Total doucehbag)
DOUG E. DOUG!!! - 44( from "Cosby", "Cool Runnings", and "Eight-Legged Freaks". )
David Yost (actor) is 45- The original “Blue Ranger” on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Nicolas Cage - 50 (Balding stud the IRS loves him.)
Rand Paul - 51 (Tea Partying asshole Senator from Kentucky.with a drunken son)
David Lee Murphy - 55 (Country singer. Remember the 1995 smash, "Party Crowd"
Kathy Valentine - 55(The Go-Go's"rugged" bass player. Biggest albums: 1981's "Beauty and the Beat", featuring "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got the Beat" . . .)
Donna Rice Hughes - 56(Gary Hart was powerless over her poon in1988. After her affair with Hart ended his presidential hopes, she became an anti-pornography activist.)
Katie Couric - 57(Former CBS Evening News anchor and former TODAY SHOW host with the most famous non-porno colon in America and may just have GENERAL HOSPITAL cancelled. she's now moving to ABC)
David Caruso - 58 ("CSI: Miami" stud with the "fire down below"and a pair of sunglass surgically sewed to his head)
ERIN GRAY!!! - 64 (Colonel Wilma Deering on "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century", AND Kate Summers Stratton on "SILVER SPOONS"!!!) David Caruso - 66 (Loggins & Messina FOOTLOOSE DANGER ZONE writing genius!!!)
Paul Revere - 75(Leader of Paul Revere & The Raiders. Paul Revere & The Raiders gave us the incredible classic jams "Kicks", "Indian Reservation" and "Just Like Me".)
Charles Addams 1/7/1912 - 9/29/1988 THE ADDAMS FAMILY American cartoonist
1714 - Henry Mill patented his new invention . . . THE TYPEWRITER. (--Your kids will most likely NEVER use one. Isn't that odd???)
1894 - One of the earliest motion picture experiments took place at the THOMAS EDISON studio in West Orange, New Jersey. Comedian Fred Ott was filmed sneezing!!! Hilarity ensued.
1913 - William M. Burton received a patent for his method of manufacturing the "magic moving potion" we now call GASOLINE. Standard Oil bought that method.
1927 - The HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS played their first game, in Hinckley, Illinois. The white team probably lost. 1953 - President Truman announced that the U.S. had developed a HYDROGEN BOMB.
1962 - CHUBBY CHECKER'S "The Twist" set a record by reaching #1 for the second time. Previously, it was #1 on September 13th, 1960.
1967 - CHARLEY PRIDE became the first black artist to perform at the Grand Ole Opry. 1970 - The farmers next door to MAX YASGUR'S estate sued him for $35,000. They didn't appreciate the chaos created by the little festival he hosted . . . which he called WOODSTOCK. 1992 - Pitchers ROLLIE FINGERS and TOM SEAVER were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Reggie Jackson was once asked how fast Seaver's pitches were. He said, quote, "Blind people came to the game just to listen to his fastball."
1996 - One of the biggest blizzards in U.S. history hit the eastern states. More than 100 deaths were later blamed on the severe weather. 1998 - Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky signed an affidavit denying that she had an affair with U.S. President Clinton. 1999 - U.S. President Clinton went on trial before the Senate. It was only the second time in U.S. history that an impeached president had gone to trial. Clinton was later acquitted of perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
2002 - Comedian AVERY SCHREIBER died of a heart attack at the age of 66.
2005 Actor Brad Pitt and actress Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage.
2006 Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas and total Asswipe, facing corruption charges, stepped down as House majority leader. the hammer got hammered! SCUM!
Get ready for your close-ups, sweetie, darlings, because “Absolutely Fabulous” is headed for the big screen.
After years of spurious rumours and unconfirmed gossip, it seems Jennifer Saunders is finally ready to bring Absolutely Fabulous to the big screen.
During an appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show, the actress and comedian admitted that she felt obliged to write the script.
"Yes, well I have to do it now because I've threatened to a lot," Saunders replied when asked about an Ab Fab movie.
"And then Joanna Lumley kept announcing it and saying, 'Yes, she's going to do it,' and then Dawn French on our radio show at Christmas said, 'I bet £100,000 that you don't write it,' so now I have to write it, otherwise I have to pay her £100,000."
The Vatican has suspended a German bishop for spending millions of dollars of church money on a lavish house refurbishment. Apparently, his defense of “What would Jesus redecorate?” didn’t fly.
Genetic scientists warn that redheads are a dying breed; soon they will become extinct in the next 100 years. National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has the natural red hair.
There are many famous redheads in history, such as the bard William Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus and the Queen Elizabeth, and the more recent ones Peter Beattie, Nicole Kidman, Prince Harry and Michael Voss. But the future doesn’t look bright for the redheads according to the National Geographic article. Red hair was created by a genetic mutation in northern Europe some thousands of years ago.
The article reports that the gene had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to cope with sunlight; it helped make vitamin D from Sunlight. But now because of worldwide interactions, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and are more sensitive to heat and cold-related pain. Because of smaller percentage of redheads present in the population, it has reduced the chances considerably for the redheads to get redhead partners, so their offspring may or may not be a redhead.
The redhead can produce a baby from a single redhead parent; the chances rise when both the parents are redhead however. Some experts warn redheads could be gone as early 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant in the reproductive system for generations before returning. It is too early to predict redhead extinction, more research and analysis needs to be done if that is the case. For more about red hair check the Wikipedia article. I think it is time to start “Save the Redheads” campaign. Nicole Kidman could be an ideal choice to head the campaign. Do you have redheads in your family side? Do you see similar patterns?
