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The Supreme Fabulettes - You Ruined My Xmas ( I love love love THIS!)

Video directed by Boy George and Dean Stockings

 

Turkey Testicle Festival Serves Up 1,200 Pounds Of 'Hot Nuts ( taste like chicken?)

you cook your nuts til they Float! SWEAR!!  Workers at the Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois were slaving over deep-fryers Wednesday serving the hungry hordes looking to dine on some delicious turkey testicles.

The pub's 30th annual Turkey Testicle Festival served up close to 1,200 pounds of the unconventional delicacy, according to the Northwest Herald.

Pub co-owner Jeff Lovell said he shipped in the nuts from a farm in Michigan. About an inch to inch-and-a-half long before they're cooked, they take a few days to thaw out.

"It's obviously a product I want to sell out of. I don't order extra," Lovell told the Northwest Herald. "It is similar to cooking chicken. The biggest comparison we get is they [taste] like a deep fried mushroom.

 

WATCH: Fight breaks out over phones on Black Friday! (I'm sorry they are f*ckin idiots)

Only in America will people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

 

TOP THINGS YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

At a loss for things to be thankful for today? Don't worry Angels..thats what I'm here for.

That there isn't a President Romney

That there isn't a Vice President Ryan

"Twilight" is over.

You don't have to skip Thanksgiving dinner to go to your shift at Walmart.

Fox News . . . I mean where else can you find out what's really going on?

Even though you lost the election, you still have an elevator just for your cars.

That Joe Simpson accepted your offer for a Thanksgiving jaunt down to Rio, where the two of you can put on your Speedos, rollerblade around, and talk about how you're TOTALLY not gay.

Your marriage . . . and the prostitute who makes you forget about it.

Motel 6 shower caps that can double as emergency condoms.

Craigslist hookers & male protitutes lowering their rates in the recession.

Here's something we can be thankful for ..that did NOT HAPPEN! AMEN

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