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Not a single person has ever died from a WEED/Marijuana overdose.

According to one frequently cited study, a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times the amount of THC in a joint in order to be at risk of dying.

We don't have numbers on pandas, but we're guessing it's about the same.

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AZ Couple Calls 911 Because They Didn't Get Hash Browns With Their McDonald's Breakfast....WTF??

For most people, this would be no big deal....but for these morons, it was no small potatos

 

MESA, AZ - A Valley couple has been charged with assault and disorderly conduct after arguing with McDonald's employees and throwing food at them.

The husband and wife claim their breakfast order was missing hash browns so they called 911. They said they had no other choice because managers were not helping them.

Michael and Nova Smith say they ordered a Number 2 and a Number 4 from the McDonald's at Country Club Drive and Baseline Road in Mesa.

They say the meals should have come with hash browns, and when they realized they didn't get the items, Nova went inside to confront managers.

“It’s a meal,” said Nova. “Just like you should get fries with your hamburger, we should have got our hash browns with our breakfast sandwiches.”

She says they refused to give her hash browns or her money back, and that's when she threw her food in their direction.

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(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

 

 

 

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TEA PARTY ASSHOLE TREY RADEL sentenced to one year for COCAINE possession

Ya gotta Love the morals of the TEA PARTY...

The scum bag Tea party fave Rep. Trey Radel (R-Fla.) pleaded guilty to cocaine possession on Wednesday and was sentenced to one-year probation.

In a covert operation on Oct. 29, an undercover police officer sold Radel 3.5 grams of cocaine for $250 at an unidentified restaurant near Dupont Circle in Washington, D.C.

Radel was targeted after confidential sources informed officers that Radel had purchased cocaine on several occasions, and that he sometimes would provide cocaine to others.

A Racist 21st Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook.. ( or was it a tea party)

YES VIRGINA racism exists all over the world..! A young white Australian woman turned 21 and decided to have an "African" themed birthday party. After the festivities, she posted photos to Facebook. Ignorance, insensitivity and racism ahoy!

She posted a clarification on Tumblr noting, “I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach english) but haven’t made it there yet. “  ( my Advice to her is...you better not go now)

HERES WHAT THE CRAZY CHICK WROTE:

Okay don’t even know how to use tumblr but wanted to clarify this.

It was my ‘African themed’ party and it was honestly made that theme because I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach english) but haven’t made it there yet. In no way was this party intended to hurt anyones feelings or upset anyone at all. In fact as you can tell from the photos I dressed up as cleopatra, whilst MAJORITY of my guests came as animals, that can be found in africa or wore traditional african clothes or even dressed up as famous people who come from africa. If anything this was to celebrate the amazing country and people. However, some guest did decide to paint themselves, although this was in no way my intention or encouraged in the slightest. I understand that this has offended some people and I have no idea how these photos have even been seen, they were simply put on facebook for my guests to see the photos of themselves. I am 100% sure that parties would be held that would be ‘Australian themed’ or American themed or even countries of the world, and in that instance I don’t believe anyone would be offended. People wear oktoberfest cotumes to parties and no one cracks it that they are not German? So what I am saying is I do understand the people who have painted themselves have offended people, although none of them intended that…. but how can people be annoyed that the majority of the people at the party were celebrating another countries culture. Also one of my friends who is Mauritian painted himself white, but that photos didn’t make it to this page along with the MAJORITY of people who were amazingly detailed costumes that no one could take offense to!! I am sure that not one person at my party felt upset that said guest painted himself white as it was not meant in that way at all. Also, I have NEVER been asked to take these photos down, however if I had of course I would have done so, as I had no idea that anyone other than friends and guests could see these photos, and to be honest I am not a racist person at all so I didn’t think anyone could possibly take it that way. I intend to spend 2 months teaching english in cambodia in January, and cant wait to do the same in Africa. If you will still have me. To reiterate, I was cleopatra and did not encourage my guest to wear anything racist simply to come as something African Inspired, much like if you went to an australia day party (Which I am 100% sure people of all races and cultures do every year!!!) Again I am sorry for those I have offended and the photos have now been removed now that I have eventually been made aware people were upset. For those who know me at all you would know the last thing in the world I would want to do would be to offend people.

Florida Woman Stabs Other McDonald's Customer in His BUTT After Argument Over Who Was First in Line

Bitch tried to tear him a new asshole....

The fast food was not fast enough.

An argument over who was first in line at a McDonald's drive-thru ended with a man stabbed in the butt and a woman on her way to jail.

The commotion began when Rebecca Simmons, 45, reportedly attempted to cut ahead of Mohammad Abukhder, 35, as they were starting their Wednesday morning with a McDonald's breakfast in Riverview, Fla., WTSP reports.

Abukhder complained, causing Simmons to exit her car holding a small knife and puncture the hood of Abukhder's 2000 Honda Civic, according to ABC Action News. Then, as Abukhder tried to grab Simmons' keys so she could not leave, she allegedly stabbed him in the right buttocks.

Abukhder suffered a small puncture and did not require medical attention.

Simmons was arrested and brought to the Orient Road Jail on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief with property damage, according to the Tampa Tribune.

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(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)