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'Uriniator' Pissing Off Women in Gainesville, Florida by Pissing ON Them....WTF????

This story made me pee.....

Three more women have reported being urinated on by a man near the University of Florida campus.

In late February and early March, four incidents were reported, according to the Gainesville Police Department. Since media coverage of those crimes, three more women have reported being sprayed from behind by the culprit.

One victim helped police create a sketch of the “urinator,” according to a GPD Facebook post.

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(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

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How to clean your Dildo!!!

"Soap and water," Kerr asserted to HuffPost Live host Nancy Redd, emphasizing that that's the only way to effectively do it.

 

 

In spite of what most might think, cleaning one's dildo extends past sanitation -- safety is also a factor.

"If you're sharing these toys with a partners, multiple partners... please be safe," Kerr said. "STDS are no joke, nobody wants one, and you really have to know what you're working with, and you have to be careful. If you really can't clean your toys, use a condom on your toys."

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FARTING Cows Cause Barn Explosion

A herd of cows is being blamed for an explosion at a barn in Germany. Police say the roof of the barn was nearly blown off when a static electric charge came into contact with methane gas from cow farts. 

Cows are very large animals and they are vegetarians, so they release a lot of gas. Police say no one was hurt in the explosion, although one of the bovine butt-blasters suffered light burns. (Huffington Post)

Woman Brings Vodka to Liver Transplant

A German woman preparing to undergo a liver transplant decided to take the organ for a final spin. She showed up to the hospital with a bottle of vodka.

A nurse discovered the bottle in the woman's bag and poured it out. Liver transplant patients are required to stay off the booze for six months leading up to the surgery. The patient informed the nurse that she had been hitting the bottle pretty hard for months before the operation, and despite that, doctors still performed the surgery.

Not surprisingly, the head of the transplants department at that hospital has been suspended and is being investigated for many wrongdoings. (The Register - UK)

PIMP sues NIKE for lack of warning label after beating victim with Jordans

Ya just can't make this shit up!

A pimp in Portland, Oregon convicted of assaulting a man was sentenced to 100 years in prison and says Nike is partly to blame.

Sirgiogiro Clardy is suing Nike because the shoe maker never provided an adequate warning about the potential for injuries caused by using them as deadly weapons. He was wearing Air Jordans when he kicked and stomped on the face of a man he claims owed him money.

Clardy claims that Nike should be liable for the extent of his victim's injuries and his resulting 100-year prison sentence. He's seeking $100-million and also wants Nike to be required to affix labels to its shoes warning of the potential dangers of using them to stomp on people's faces. (The Oregonian)