VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History November 3, 2013:Roseanne Barr-Anna Wintour - DOLPH LUNDGREN

DOLPH LUNDGREN - 56  ("Rocky 4"  IVAN DRAGO and in tlast years THE EXPENDABLES.  You might not know it to look at him, but he has a master's degree in chemical engineering and used to Schtupp Grace Jones back in the 80's.)

Kendall Jenner - 18 anorexic Fame whore talentless spawn that came from the loins of a fame whore opportunist mother.

Evgeni Plushenko, Figure skater, turns 31

 Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones - 40  (Spike TV's "Blade".)

Phil Simms - 58  (New York Giants quarterbacking legend.)

Adam Ant - 59  (Adam and the Ants psycho.)  (--Adam was placed in a psych ward TWICE in recent years . . . in 2002 and 2003.  

Kathy Kinney - 60  (Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show".) 

Dennis Miller - 60

Kate Capshaw - 60  (Steven Spielberg's wife.  You'd know her as that screaming blonde in "Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom" She is RICH VERY RICH.)

Roseanne - 61.. LOVE HER

Fashion editor Anna Wintour turns 64 years old today. the Devil Wears Prada!

Larry Holmes - 64  (Heavyweight boxing champ from 1978 to 1985.  He defended the title 20 times before losing to Michael I got no FRONFF teeth Spinks.)

--Lulu - 65  (She sang "To Sir with Love".  AND she was married to Bee Gees Maurice Gibb for four whole years.)

-SHADOE STEVENS - 67  (the New and cancelled "Hollywood Squares" announcer . . .

Michael Dukakis - 80  (He lost the race for the White House to George Bush the Old fart 20 years ago in 1988 . . . after he was photographed wearing an Army helmet and RIDING A TANK.)

Ken Berry, Actor, dancer, turns 80

--MIKE EVANS - Would have been 63 - (1949 - 2006)  (LIONEL JEFFERSON on "All In The Family" and "The Jeffersons".  He was also the co-creator of "Good Times".)

--Charles Bronson - (1921 - 2003)  (Old action star &THE star of "Death Wish 5:  Face of Death".)

 

1862 - DR. RICHARD GATLING of Indianapolis patented the MACHINE GUN . . . then known as a "GATLING gun."

1936 President Franklin D. Roosevelt was re-elected in a landslide over Republican Alfred M. "Alf" Landon.

1956 - Little LIZA MINNELLI introduced the first televised presentation of "The Wizard Of Oz".  She was only 10 years old . . .

1957 - JERRY LEE LEWIS released his biggest hit, "Great Balls Of Fire".  It went on to reach #3 on the R&B chart, #2 on the pop chart and #1 on the country & western chart.

1957 - The FIRST DOG WAS SHOT INTO SPACE.  The Russians launched the second man-made satellite, "Sputnik 2", into orbit with a dog named LAIKA as its passenger . . . with a one-way ticket.  Goodbye puppy.

1961 - The Country Music Association inducted JIMMY RODGERS, FRED ROSE and HANK WILLIAMS as its first class into the COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAME.

1978 - "Diff'rent Strokes", starring the great GARY COLEMAN, debuted on NBC.

1988 - GERALDO RIVERA'S big fat honkin nose was broken with a chair when SKINHEADS brawled on his show.

1990 - "Ice, Ice Baby" by VANILLA ICE hit #1 on the pop singles chart, the first rap single EVER to go tohe top the pop chart.

1992 - BILL CLINTON was elected 42nd president of the United States, defeating PRESIDENT BUSH THE OLD FART.

1994 - RONALD REAGAN disclosed he had ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE.

1994   THE EVIL daughter of Satan- Susan Smith of Union, S.C., was arrested for drowning her two young sons, nine days after claiming the children had been abducted by a black man. (Smith is serving life in prison.)

1996 - KOBE BRYANT made his NBA debut at 18 years old.

1998 - JESSE VENTURA was elected Minnesota's governor.

2005  OLD fart evil Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, pleaded not guilty to a five-count felony indictment in the CIA leak case. (Libby was convicted, but President George W. Bush commuted his 30-month prison sentence.)

2010  The Federal Reserve announced a plan to buy $600 billion in Treasury bonds over the next eight months in an attempt to boost lending and stimulate economy.

 

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History October 24, 2013: Katy Perry - josh Henderson -

Josh Henderson - 32  (John Ross Ewing on the new "Dallas".)

Katy Perry (29) John Mayer's current piece

Ciara - 28  (The First Lady of Crunk & B. )

Pedro Martinez - 42  (New York Mets pitcher.)

Adam Goldberg - 43  (WAS Mike Newhouse in "Dazed and Confused".  He also played Richard Sol in "A Beautiful Mind" AND the title character in a movie you never saw called "The Hebrew Hammer".  He also played Nick Rubinstein, the sleazy, spoiled, rich producer of Vince and E's movie "Medellin".)

Chely Wright - 43  (Lesbian Country singer)

SPEECH  - 45  (Arrested Development.)

Keisha - 47  (Pornographic prostitute who's starred in about 294 fine films, including . . . "Fatal Erection", "Ali Boobie &The 40 D's", "The Long Ranger" . . . AND "The Fist, The Whole Fist And Nothing But The Fist".)

Chad Smith - 52  (Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer.)

 Christina Amphlett - 54  (Divinyls' inger.  "I Touch Myself".  )

 Nancy Cartwright - 56  (The voice of Bart Simpson )

Glenn Tipton - 66  (Judas Priest guitarist.)

"TAFFY" DANOFF!!! - 69  (Starland Vocal Band. "Afternoon Delight"???  )

Jon Anderson - 69  (Lead singer in Yes.)

James Carville - 69  (Looks like a snake.  )

 HELEN REDDY - 72  ("I Am Woman".)

Bobby Knight - 73  (Retired college basketball anger-ball.)

MARION ROSS - 85  (Mrs. "C".  Marion Cunningham on "Happy Days".)
  BILLY BARTY - (1924 - 2000)  (The most famous midget ever!)

John Matuszak - (1950 - 1989)  (Ex-football player turned actor.  He was Sloth in "Goonies", Killjoy in "The Ice Pirates" and, as if that weren't enough, Tonda in the RINGO STARR comedy spectacular "Caveman".)  (--Died of heart failure at the age of 38.  DON'T TAKE STEROIDS!!!)

Minnie Pearl - (1912 - 1996)  (Country legend.  Real name:  Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon.)

Pablo Picasso - (1881 - 1973)  (Tight quote:  "My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general.  If you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope.'  Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.")

ON THIS DAY...in History

1825 - Composer Johann II Strauss was born.

1838 - Composer Georges Alexandre-Cesar-Leopold Bizet was born. He is best remembered for his opera "Carmen."

1955 - The FIRST MICROWAVE OVEN was sold. . . by Tappan.  It cost $1,200. . . but it could cook bacon in 90 seconds.

1864 - Composer Alexander Tikhonovich Gretchaninov was born.

1960 - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards accidentally met on a train. They had known each other previously from school.

1964 - The Rolling Stones made their first appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show." 1969 - "Ummagumma" was released by Pink Floyd.

1973 - John Lennon sued the U.S. government claiming that his fight against deportation was prejudiced by U.S. officials. 

1980 - THE POPE said divorced Catholics who remarry can only receive communion if they ABSTAIN FROM SEX. 

1988 - Chico and Bobby DeBarge were convicted of trafficking cocaine inMichigan.

1991 - Bill Graham, concert promoter, was killed in a helicopter crash.

1992 - TINY TIM'S UKULELE WAS STOLEN from a Des Moines, Iowa, hotel lobby. Unfortunately, it was found a few hours later in a trash bin.

1994 - The Madonna album "Bedtime Stories" was released. 1995 - The musical "Victor/Victoria" opened.

1994 -the Daughter of Satan, SUSAN SMITH of Union, South Carolina, claimed that a black carjacker had driven off with her two sons.  She later confessed to DROWNING HER CHILDREN in a lake, and was convicted of murder.

1995 - Cliff Richard received a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II.

2002 - In Bloomfield, MI, an $800,000 house owned by Aretha Franklin burned down. Franklin had not lived in the house in two years.

2006 - On the Oprah Winfrey show, an interview with Madonna aired. Madonnna discussed her adoption of an 18-month old boy from Malawi in the 30-minute interview.

2010 - Sony discontinued the production of the original cassette Walkman.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History October 8, 2013:Brandon Routh - SHARON OSBOURNE - John O'Hurley

Brandon Routh - 34  (Gay BF In the soon to be cancelled rip off of WILL& GRACE- PARTNERS o CBS ..Superman in the movie that almost killed the Superman franchise, "Superman Returns".)

Sean Lennon - 38  (John & Yoko's taboo interracial Amer-Asian son.)

Tyler James Williams - 21  (Young Chris Rock on "Everybody Hates Chris".)

Zachary Ty Bryan - 32  (Tim Allen's oldest son Brad on "Home Improvement".)

Steve Burns - 40  (The original host of "Blues Clues"  who left the show to begin a "hmusic career.)  

P.J. Harvey - 44  ( singer.  Guess what P.J. stands for?  POLLY JEAN.)

Guillermo Del Toro - 49  ("Hellboy" director who'wrote the screenplay for the upcoming "Hobbit" movies.)

Michael Paré - 55  ("Eddie & The Cruisers".  This hunk should've been a HUGE star.)

SHARON OSBOURNE 61 Britsh fame whore with 2 talentless spawn fame whores who get on my nerves. i used to like her..but she's everywhere. She needs to take a vacation from the tube for while...and lock up her spawn

Ini Kamoze - 56

John O'Hurley - 59  (J. Peterman on "Seinfeld".  He lost to Kelly Monaco on the first season of "Dancing with the Stars" . . . he but WHOOPED her in a rematch that was based ONLY on viewer votes.)

Scott Bakula - 59  ("Quantum Leap" AND "Star Trek:  Enterprise" superstar.)

Tony Shalhoub - 60  (No matter how many Emmys he wins for "Monk", he will always be Antonio on "Wings".  Also in the "Star Trek" spoof, "Galaxy Quest".  .)

Jackson Browne - 65  (Biggest Hits:  "Running On Empty", "Doctor My Eyes" and Daryl Hannah.He used to date Daryl Hannah AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HER. now he climbs trees and shit.

JOHN LENNON - (1940 - 1980)
Eddie Guerrero - (1967 - 2005)  (Low rider-driving WWE superstar.)
John Entwistle - (1944 - 2002)  (Cocaine-addicted bassist for The Who.)
Shannon "Savannah" Wilsey - (1970 - 1994)  (Drug-addicted pornographic prostitute who dated Pauly Shore and then committed suicide.  She shot herself after damaging her face in an auto accident.)

 

 1000 - LEIF ERIKSON landed in North America.  Screw YOU, Columbus.

1776 - A group of gay Spanish missionaries settled in present-day SAN FRANCISCO.

1855 - The SEWING MACHINE MOTOR WAS PATENTED by the man whose name it still bears . . . ISAAC SINGER.

1872 - The FIRST MAIL-ORDER CATALOG was delivered.  It was one page long, and was put out by MONTGOMERY WARD.

1949 - HARVARD LAW SCHOOL began admitting women.  Let the co-ed cavorting commence.

1951 - MARILYN MONROE was urged to wear panties underneath her dress at RKO.

1961 - "Hit The Road Jack", by RAY CHARLES, peaked at #1 on the pop singles chart, while "Crying" by ROY ORBISON peaked at #2.

1973 - The short-lived TV series "Shaft" came to CBS with RICHARD ROUNDTREE making the jump from the big screen to once again play the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.

1973 - ELVIS and PRISCILLA PRESLEY got divorced in Santa Monica, California, after six years of marriage.  (--"Scilla" was awarded nearly $1.5 million cash, $4,200 a month alimony for one year, half the sale price of the couple's $750,000 home and a 5% interest in two of Elvis' publishing companies.)

1983 - Helen Moss of Oxfordshire, England, became the OLDEST PERSON TO JOIN THE BROWNIES.  She was 86.  (--She got her badge in knot-tying using nothing but her BREASTS.  No YOU shut up!!!  I came prepared with that joke!!!)

1985 - THE STUNNING YOKO ONO dedicated a two-and-a-half acre garden memorial to JOHN LENNON in New York City's Central Park.  The memorial's name:  STRAWBERRY FIELDS.

1986 - FOX debuted as a TV network.

1996 - In the opening game of the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES, 12-year-old Jeffrey Maier turned a probable fly-out into a game-tying home run. (--He reached over the right-field wall at Yankee Stadium, sweeping the ball into the stands with his baseball glove.  His catch helped the Yankees win, 5-4 in 11 innings.)

1999 - In boxing's first sanctioned "BATTLE OF THE SEXES", Margaret MacGregor (A CHICK) DEFEATED Loi Chow (A DUDE . . . and professional JOCKEY) by winning all four rounds on all three judges' cards.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in HistorySeptember 12, 2013: Jennifer Hudson - Jason Statham- Benjamin McKenzie

Emmy Rossum - 27  (Christine in "The Phantom of the Opera".)

Jennifer Hudson - 32  ("American Idol" loser and Oscar WINNER. After YOU, America, deemed her not good enough to win your silly stupid ass singing competition, she won Best Supporting Actress for "Dreamgirls" and a big Fuk you!)

Yao Ming, Basketball player, turns 33

Jay McGraw - 34  (Dr. Phil's son.  He gets to schtupp "Playboy"triplet Erica Dahm ..) 

Ruben Studdard - 35  (Beat Clay Aiken on "American Idol". WHERE are they now?)

Benjamin McKenzie - 35  ("O.C." twink. now bad ass cop on SOUTHLAND)

Bizzy Bone - 37  (The high-pitched gangsta in Bones Thugs-N-Harmony.)

Paul Walker - 40  (Pretty-boy from "The Fast And The Furious" movies who made his film debut in the 1987 classic, "Monster in the Closet" .along with a pre-pubescent Fergie!!!)

Jason Statham - 41  (Bad-ass with an attitude from the "Transporter" movies and "Death Race".)

Sen. Scott Brown, R-Mass., turns 54 years old today.

Nina Blackwood - 58  (One of the original VJs when MTV debuted on August 1st, 1981. Where is she now? Satellite radio?)

PETER SCOLARI!!! - 58  ( from "Newhart" AND"Bosom Buddies"!!! think he envies Tom Hanks)

Joe Pantoliano - 62  (Backstabber in "The Matrix", Guido the pimp in "Risky Business", devious Teddy in "Memento", AND Ralphie "Headless" Cifaretto on "The Sopranos".)  

Linda Gray - 73  (Sue Ellen on "Dallas"and on the NEW DALLAS.)

Sir Ian Holm - 82  (Bilbo Baggins in two of the three "Lord Of The Rings" movies and Zach Braff's dad in "Garden State".)

George Jones - 82  (Country legend who's back on the wagon.  so far.

Barry White - Would've been 69 - (1944 - 2003)  (Beautiful Music Man with the uncanny ability to assist gentlemen in the removal of ladies' panties.)

Jesse Owens - (1913 - 1980)  (Track and field legend who won FOUR gold medals AND set a World Record at the 1936 Olympics in Germany.)

1980 - Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini listed four conditions for the release of American hostages taken on November 4, 1979. The conditions were the unfreezing of Iranian assets, the return of the shah’s wealth to Iran, the cancellation of U.S. claims against Iran, and a U.S. pledge of noninterference in Iran’s internal affairs.

1981 - In London, Scotland Yard announced that nine Italian terrorists had been arrested as prime suspects in the 1980 bombing of a Bologna train station in which more than 80 people were killed.

1983 - Arnold Schwarzenegger became a U.S. citizen. He had emigrated from Austria 14 years earlier.

1984 - Michael Jordan signed a seven-year contract to play basketball with the Chicago Bulls.

1984 - Dwight Gooden of the New York Mets set a rookie strikeout record with his 251st strikeout of the season.

1986 - Joseph Cicippio was kidnapped in Beirut. He was the acting comptroller at the American University in Beirut. Cicippio was released in December of 1991.

1986 - The U.S. released Soviet physicist Gennadiy Zakharov and the Soviet Union released journalist Nicholas Daniloff. Both were put into the custody of their respective countries pending their espionage trials.

1988 - Hurricane Gilbert hit Jamaica killing 45 people and causing about $1 billion in damage.

1991 - The space shuttle Discovery took off on a mission to deploy an observatory that was to study the Earth's ozone layer.

1992 - Police in Peru captured Shining Path founder Abimael Guzman.

1992 - Dr. Mae Carol Jemison became the first African-American woman in space. She was the payload specialist aboard the space shuttle Endeavor. Also onboard were Mission Specialist N. Jan Davis and Air Force Lieutenant Colonel Mark C. Lee. They were the first married couple to fly together in space. And, Mamoru Mohri became the first Japanese person to fly into space.

1994 - Frank Corder was killed when he crashed a stolen, single-engine Cessna on the South Lawn of the White House.

1995 - Two Americans were killed when their hydrogen balloon was shot down by the Belarussian military during an international race.

2009 - Steve Jobs announced that Apple's iTunes had 88% of the legal U.S. music download market.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in HistorySeptember 11, 2013: Harry Connick, Jr - Brian De Palma -

My heartfelt postitve prayers go out to all the Brave Firefighters- Police Men and Women-  EMTs - and... to the families of those who lost loved ones on  this day 12 years ago... ESTER

Tyler Hoechlin - 26  (Derek Hale on "Teen Wolf".  He was also Gerry in "Hall Pass".)

Ludacris - 36 Rapper

Harry Connick, Jr. - 46  (Schtupps former Victoria's Secret supermodel Jill Goodacre.)

Moby - 48 Rocker

Virginia Madsen - 51  (The non-Asiatic minx in "Sideways".  She's   also Michael Madsen's sister . . . and he refuses to see any of her movies if she has naughty nude scenes in them.)

Scott Patterson, Actor ("Gilmore Girls"), turns 54

KRISTY MCNICHOL!!! - 50  ( BIPOLAR LESBIAN RETIRED CHILD STAR!!)

Amy Madigan - 62 (Kevin Costner's wife in "Field Of Dreams".  Ed Harris Schtupps her.)
 

Brian De Palma - 72  (Director of "Mission Impossible", plus all manner of greazy Eye-talian movies like "Carlito's Way", "The Untouchables", "Wiseguys" and "Scarface".)

Earl Holliman 84 (actor) from Police woman

Tom Landry 9/11/1924 - 2/12/2000 American coach of the Dallas Cowboys (1960-89)

Ferdinand Marcos 9/11/1917 - 9/28/1989  Philippine president (1966-86) His Wife Imelda Loves Shoes

On This Day: September 11

On Sept. 11, 2001, suicide hijackers crashed two airliners into the World Trade Center in New York, causing the 110-story twin towers to collapse. Another hijacked airliner hit the Pentagon and a fourth crashed in a field in Pennsylvania