VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Mitt Romney goes birther: 'No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate' ( what an Asshole()

Ya know he must be scared and the race not being bought quite yet..when this entitled robotic flip floppin asshole starts off with a birther Comment.. by saying ..

'No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate'

its because you're white you stupid fuck!... PERIOD!

Mitt Romney began his stump speech in Michigan on Friday with a joke which raised a sensitive issue: birth certificates.

"I love being home in this place where Ann and I were raised, where both of us were born," he said. "Ann was born at Henry Ford hospital, I was born at Harper hospital. No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised."

 

Lance Armstrong Won't Fight Doping Charges; USADA Aims To Strip Him Of Tour De France Titles

WOW!!!

Seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong says he will not go to arbitration with the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, which says Armstrong has been using performance-enhancing drugs since 1996 and should be banned from cycling for life and stripped of his titles

"There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now," Armstrong said in a statement sent to The Associated Press. He called the USADA investigation an "unconstitutional witch hunt."

"I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in winning my seven Tours since 1999," he said. "The toll this has taken on my family and my work for our foundation and on me leads me to where I am today - finished with this nonsense."

USADA reacted quickly and treated Armstrong's decision as an admission of guilt, hanging the label of drug cheat on an athlete who was a hero to thousands for overcoming life-threatening testicular cancer and for his foundation's support for cancer research.

"It is a sad day for all of us who love sport and athletes," Tygart said. "It's a heartbreaking example of win at all costs overtaking the fair and safe option. There's no success in cheating to win."

Tygart said the agency can strip the Tour titles, though Armstrong disputed that as he insisted his decision is not an admission of drug use, but a refusal to enter an arbitration process he believes is unfair.

 

BOX OFFICE FLOPS: ROCK OF AGES and Adam Sandlers THATS MY BOY lose to MADAGASCAR 3

how many more times can we watch Adam Sandler do his weird sounding nasal kiddie voice..?? C'mon Adam.. you can do better!.. Tom Cruise and an ALL STAR cast didn't ignite the box office either.. 

 As it turns out, audiences didn't want to rock. Despite weeks of pre-release hype,Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" earned just $15 million over the weekend, putting the musical adaptation in third place behind "Madagascar 3" and "Prometheus." The holdovers from last week earned $35.5 million and $20.2 million, respectively.

and ADAM SANDLER did worse..I think people are over his childish humor and irritating kiddie voice..it did oky in 90's..but its pretty much Passe and NOT FUNNY anymore..That's My Boy," Sandler's first Happy Madison-produced R-rated comedy, finished in fifth place with just $13 million. 

 

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Administration To Stop Deporting Younger Undocumented Immigrants And Grant Work Permits! ( they just had to change Mitch mcConnell's Depends)

You know he and boehner and Cantor just crapped their pants... Obama comes out for gay marraige and NOW is helping immigrant children..

they are doing the smart thing..Focusing on gang members and criminals..instead of tearing familes apart.

WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration responded to years of pressure from immigrants rights groups on Friday with an announcement that it will stop deportations and begin granting work permits for some Dream Act-eligible students.

Some 800,000 people are expected to come forward to receive deferred action from deportation, as first reported by the Associated Press on Friday morning. The policy change will apply to young undocumented immigrants who entered the United States as children, along the same lines as the Dream Act, a decade-old bill that passed in the House of Representatives but failed in the Senate in 2010.

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told reporters that the policy change is part of a general shift by the Obama administration to focus on deporting high-priority undocumented immigrants.

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READ Every single Line of Dialogue Rihanna Says in Battleship.. and then SCREAM cuz you paid a fortune for acting classes! ( cuz you know she made millions )

There are many of us that go to classes..study acting.. enhance and polish our craft..and then there are some who will flash a titty ..reveal some butt crack..and do some booty bump dancng in public and get paid millions to star in a movie that flops...

Hollywood really needs to learn a lesson... TITS and ASS sell.. but not if you see the same TITS And AS on daaily basis... 

FROM VULTURE: It's a veritable master class in one-line utterances. Most of her lines fall into one of several categories: sassy ("Get up, princess!"), confused ("What the hell is that?") or surprisingly competent  ("Contact two miles out.") 

• 
  "What's wrong with you drama queen?

• "Get up princess! Come on!"

• "Typical"

• "Shut up. Shut up."

• "Oh, this gon' be sweet. He hates the man."

• "You go mess with him and see what happens!"

• "Chicken!"

• "Kentucky Fried Chicken!"

• "You look like Colonel Sanders, actually."

• "Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?"

• "Nothing, sir."

• "If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir."

• "I got something sir, on my camera."

• "I don’t know."

• "Is this some kind of exercise?"

• "You ever seen anything like this?"

• "Weird, man."

• "Real bad idea, Lieutenant."

• "Lieutenant, get up."

• "Lieutenant."

• "Come on, you with me?"

• "Come on, squared away?"

• "What the hell is that?"

• "Ahhhhhhh!"

• "Ahhhhhhh!"

• "What happened?"

• "What?"

• "Who’s in charge?"

• "Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes."

• "(Heavy sigh)"

• "My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I aint around when that day comes."

• "No sir!"

• "Nothing sir, nothing."

• "Yo, hey!"

• "Come on, come on, come on."

• "Mahalo, motherfu—"

• "What the hell is that?"

• "Sir."

• "Roger, Echo 1-1."

• "Box 24. Ready to fire."

• "India 3-7, locked."

• "Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up."

• "Tango 1-9, loaded."

• "Whiskey 2-5."

• "Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it."

• "Sucker’s really jumping around."

• "40 minutes sir."

• "Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast."

• "Contact two miles out."

• "Contact ETA 21 seconds."

• "Boom."

• "Yeah!"

• "Get up!"

• "Let’s go!"

• "Go, go, go!"

• "Yes, sir."

• "Oh yes sir."

• "Awesome."

• "Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes."

• "Aimed at target."

• "Sir, that’s the wrong direction!"

• "Sir."

• "Coordinates."

• "Elevation."

• "Come on, take the picture, Beast."

• "Navy!"

• "Come on, Hopper!"

• "Look dapper!"