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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History June 27th 2014 Ed Westwick Julia Duffy - Khloe Kardashian

Ed Westwick - 27  (Chuck Bass on "Gossip Girl".  Still denies rumors that he and co-star ex roomate Chace Crawford were having hot heavy  man-on-man relations.)

Madylin Sweeten - 23  (Ray's daughter Ally on "Everybody Loves Raymond".)

Khloe Kardashian - 30  (One of the talentless sisters on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians". She's the hairy fat one who schtupped and married  and divorced a basketball player. Loves the chocolate! no talent- no nothing  fame whore.)

Tobey Maguire - 39 Spiderman..sort of..well not anymore

Robby Rosa - 44  (Former member and leader of MENUDO!!!  He wasn't hairless because he's Puerto Rican.  After Menudo, Robby co-wrote "Livin' La Vida Loca" for Ricky Martin.We send out prayers as he is battling Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma,. )

J.J. Abrams - 48  (ccreator of "Alias" and "Lost" . . . the director of both "Mission:  Impossible 3" and the new "Star Trek"  . . . and one of the "Cloverfield" producers.)

Lorrie  Morgan - 55  (CountryMILF .  Real name:  Loretta Lynn Morgan.)

Julia Duffy - 63  (was Blonde spinner Stephanie on "Newhart".  On the show, she was in love with "Bosom Buddies Peter Scolari.)

Ross Perot - 84

Bob Keeshan - (1927 - 2004)  (CAPTAIN KANGAROO.  FYI:  Captain Kangaroo Keeshan served in the United States Marine Corps AND was a member of the Clown Hall of Fame.)

Helen Keller - (1880 - 1968)

1844 - In a dispute over POLYGAMY, a mob of monogamous Mormons attacked a jail in Carthage, Illinois, and killed Mormon leaders HYRUM and JOSEPH SMITH.  As a result, BRIGHAM YOUNG became head of the Mormons.

1859 - Louisville school teacher Mildred Hill composed a tune for her students called "Good Morning To All".  Her sister later wrote a verse for the song that began, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU".  "Happy Birthday" is now the most popular song in the world.

1968 - Elvis Presley began taping his first television special, "Elvis," at NBC studios in Burbank, CA.

1969 - The American GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT began in New York as patrons of the Stonewall Inn, a gay bar in Greenwich Village had had enough of the cops harrassing them.

1982 - Virgin Music Publishing reached an out-of-court settlement with Police bassist Sting on a 1977 contract.

1988 - Cyndi Lauper got her high school diploma from Richmond High in New York.

1988 - Debbie Gibson got her high school diploma from Calhoun High on Long Island, NY.

1988 - MCA Records bought Motown Records for $61 million.

1989 - The Who performed the rock opera, "Tommy," in its entirety for the first time in 17 years at New York's Radio City Music Hall.

1989 - Tom Jones was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

1993 - Lyle Lovett and actress Julia Roberts were married. They were divorced in 1995.

1994 - 26-year-old ANNA NICOLE SMITH married 90-YEAR-OLD BILLIONAIRE J. HOWARD MARSHALL.  They'd met while she was a topless dancer in Houston back in 1991, and enjoyed some type of relations for 14 months until his death in August 1995.

2000 - Marc Anthony played Radio City Music Hall for this first time in his career. It was a benefit for Ronald McDonald House.

2000 - A San Francisco appeals court ruled that the Rolling Stones improperly borrowed "Love in Vain and "Stop Breakin' Down" from Robert Johnson. The Stones' former record label had wrongly assumed that the songs were public domain.

2001 - The great JACK LEMMON passed away at the age of 76.

2001 - PAULA POUNDSTONE was arrested on felony counts of committing a lewd act on a female child, AND child endangermen

2002 - JOHN ENTWISTLE, the amazing bass player for THE WHO, was found dead in his room at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.  He was 57.  Cause of death:  A heart attack . . . brought on by excessive use of cocaine AND a prositute.  (Swear its TRUE.)

2005 - Model-turned-bounty hunter DOMINO HARVEY OD'd on painkillers in her bathtub.  She was 35.  KEIRA KNIGHTLEY played her in the movie "Domino".

Breaking News: Shia LaBeouf Escorted Out of CABARET in Handcuffs

This just in... First reported via both audience, and cast member reports on social media and then confirmed by BroadwayWorld.com, actor Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of Roundabout's production of Cabaret at Studio 54 during the show's intermission in handcuffs.

BroadwayWorld.com confirmed shortly thereafter that the actor was reportedly disruptive during the first act of the Tony-nominated revival, and then escorted out by police during intermission.

Update: Those on the street tell us that LaBeouf was in tears when taken away by police, and that audience members on the seen described the actor as having been extremely disruptive throughout the entire first act of the show.

According to cast member Danny Burstein on Facebook, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your places call for Act II. Also, to let you know, Shia LaBeouf has just been escorted from the building in handcuffs."
Yep, that just happened.

On Twitter, Tony nominee Benj Pasek noted "Just saw Shia LaBeouf in handcuffs surrounded by 6 police offers outside of Cabaret the musical."

SOURCE BROADWAY.com

 

Man Shoots Off His Own Penis at a gas Station!

Ya gotta love these Gun toting idiots!  Even the staunchest NRA defender wouldn't argue that a man has the right to shoot himself in the penis..or would they? 

A Macon, Ga. man accidentally shot himself in the penis on Thursday, according to WMAZ Channel 13.

The man was trying to holster his .45 caliber gun while parked in a gas station parking lot when it accidentally discharged.

He then when to a friend's house, where he discovered he "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks," according to WMAZ.

Toothless Burglar Caught. Left false teeth in garage he stole from

A man in England is in jail after he broke into a home, drank some beer and ate some Popsicles...and left his False teeth behind

Police say 38-year-old Justin Stansfield broke into a garage, enjoyed a case of beer and some ice pops and then fled. And he would have gotten away with it too – if he hadn't left his false teeth behind. The owner of the home returned to find that his garage had been broken into and found the chompers. He called police, who then went directly to Stansfield – someone they were already familiar with after several previous arrests.

Stansfield was arrested and is now looking at 16 months behind bars. (NY Daily News)

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History June 23rd 2014 Jason Mraz - Duffy - Selma Blair

Duffy - 30  (British chick whose song "Mercy" has been on "Grey's Anatomy", "ER" and "Smallville" as well as on the soundtrack to the "Sex and the City" movie. yeah yeah yeah)

Melissa Rauch - 34  (Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory".

Jason Mraz - 37  (His hit, "The Remedy (I Won't Worry)", is about his friend's cancer. also wrote I"M YOURS)

K.T. Tunstall - 39  (Scottish chick who sings "Suddenly I See" and "Black Horse & 
 the Cherry Tree".)
  
Selma Blair - 42  (Brunette chick who shared a lesbian kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar in "Cruel Intentions".  She IS Liz Sherman in "Hellboy" and the sequel, "Hellboy 2:  The Golden Army".  She also starred on the one-season wonder, "Kath & Kim"andddd she's on Charlie Sheen's FX show "Anger Management")

Martin Klebba - 45  (Jack Sparrow's dwarf/midget/little person crew member Marty in the first three "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies.)

CHICO DEBARGE!!! - 48
 

Joss Whedon - 50  (Creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel",  He's currently working on the screenplay for the upcoming "Avengers" movie.)

Frances McDormand - 57  (Won a Best Actress Oscar as Sheriff Marge Gunderson in "Fargo".  She was also the mom in "Almost Famous". JOEL COEN, of the writer-director team of Joel and ETHAN  COEN, gets to schtupp her any time he wants to.)

Randy Jackson - 58  Record producer [slash] "American Idol" judge.and lukcy bastard. What does he really do?
 

Glenn Danzig - 59  (Lead singer of the Misfits and Danzig.  Remember that CLASSIC video of him getting punched out by a random guy in a no-name band a couple years ago???  Here it is again . . .) 

 Clarence Thomas - 66  (Extremely EVIL CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court justice who loves da White bitches.)

Ted Shackelford - 68  (Gary Ewing on "Knots Landing".)
 

June Carter Cash - Would have been 85 - (1929 - 2003)  (Country legend, first with the Carter Family, then as wife to Johnny Cash.)

1846 - Antoine Joseph Sax received a patent for the SAXOPHONE.

1860 - The U.S. Secret Service was created to arrest counterfeiters.

1868 - Wisconsin journalist and Senator Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for a magical invention he called the "TYPE-WRITER".

1972 - U.S. President Nixon and White House chief of staff H.R. Haldeman discussed a plan to use the CIA to obstruct the FBI's Watergate investigation
 
1987 - ALICE COOPER broke six ribs when he fell off the stage during a concert in Vancouver. 

1987 - The talent that is TIFFANY began her famous "Shopping Mall Tour" at the Bergen mall in Paramus, New Jersey.

1989 - The Supreme Court refused to shut down the so-called "DIAL-A-PORN" industry, ruling that Congress had gone too far in passing a law banning all sexually-oriented phone message services.

1989 - Those edgy bad boys known as NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK were nearly thrown out of a hotel in Anaheim, California, after they were caught throwing BALLOONS FILLED WITH KOOL-AID AT HOTEL GUESTS.

1989 - The movie "Batman" was released nationwide.

1992    John Gotti, convicted of racketeering charges, was sentenced in New York to life in prison. he's dead now.

1993 - LORENA BOBBITT cut off her husband's penis after he allegedly raped her.(JOHN BOBBITT was later acquitted of marital sexual assault;  Lorena Bobbitt was later acquitted of malicious wounding by reason of insanity.)

1997 - Civil rights activist BETTY SHABAZZ, the widow of MALCOLM X, died in New York from burns suffered in a fire set by her 12-year-old grandson.  She was 61 years old.

2005    Former Ku Klux Klansman Edgar Ray Killen was sentenced to 60 years in prison for the 1964 Mississippi slayings of three civil rights workers.

2006 - AARON SPELLING who was responsible for such shows as "Charlie's Angels", "Starsky & Hutch", "The Love Boat", "Fantasy Island", "Melrose Place" and "Beverly Hiills 90210"  died after having a stroke at the age of 83. he left us TOri..ughh!

2009 - ED MCMAHON died at the age of 86.

2010 Following Gen. Stanley McChrystal's criticism of the Obama administration in a Rolling Stone magazine profile, President Barack Obama named Gen. David Petraeus to replace the Afghanistan commander.