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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History March 21 2014 : Mary Lou Wallace - Matthew Broderick - Rosie O'Donnell

MY BIGGEST FAN EVER and lead SCHMOOZE CORRESPONDENT

...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY LOU WALLACE

 

Deryck Whibley - 34  (Five-foot-five, Canadian Sum 41 singer who used to schtupp Avril Lavigne ANYTIME HE WANTED TO. Now that Jenner/kardashian  reality douche bag does)

KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! - 36  (K-Fed- "WAS a "Celebrity Fit Club" star adn married to BRIT BRIT spears..and the musical genius responsible for "PopoZao"!!!)  . PopoZao is a Portuguese slang term that means "BIG ASS".) 

ANANDA LEWIS - 41 (from MTV, the short-lived "The Ananda Lewis Show" and now "The Insider".  

 Jaye Davidson - 46  ( transsexual Dil in "The Crying Game".  He also played Ra in the movie version of "Stargate".)

Jonas Berggren- 47  (ACE OF BASE)  (Their biggest smashes include "All That She Wants" and "THE SIGN", which are certified Platinum . . . and "Don't Turn Around" and "Cruel Summer", which are certified Gold.)
 
Matthew Broderick - 52  (Ferris Bueller . He gets to schtupp Sarah Jessica Parker anytime he wants to and feed her sugar cubes !!!)

Rosie O'Donnell - 52 (Donald Trump just LOVES her.and so does Oprah..NOT!) 

Gary Oldman - 56  (Jim Gordon in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight";  Mason Verger in "Hannibal";  Dracula in "Bram Stoker's Dracula";  Lee Harvey Oswald in "JFK";  Sid Vicious in "Sid & Nancy";  and Sirius Black in the "Harry Potter" movies.)

 CONRAD LOZANO!!! - 63  (THE MEXICAN dude IN LOS LOBOS!!!)

Roger Hodgson - 64  (Supertramp guitarist!!!)

Rose Stone - 69  (Sly and the Family Stone's ORGANIST.)

Timothy Dalton - 70  (Widely considered the weakest adn Lame James Bond in "The Living Daylights" and "License to Kill" .) Prince Barin in the 1980 movie version of "Flash Gordon".

Johann Sebastian Bach - (1685 - 1750)  (--Responsible for some of the greatest music ever written in the history of the planet Earth . . . but that does NOT include "18 and Life".)

1963 Alcatraz prison in San Francisco Bay was emptied of its last inmates.

1994 - Dudley Moore was arrested for hitting his girlfriend. 

1994 - Steven Spielberg won his first Oscars. They were for best picture and best director for "Schindler's List." 

1994 - Wayne Gretzky tied Gordie Howe's NHL record of 801 goals. 

1994 - Bill Gates of Microsoft and Craig McCaw of McCaw Cellular Communications announced a $9 billion plan that would send 840 satellites into orbit to relay information around the globe. 

1995 - New Jersey officially dedicated the Howard Stern Rest Area along Route 295. 

1995 - Tokyo police raided the headquarters of Aum Shinrikyo in search of evidence to link the cult to the Sarin gas released on five Tokyo subway trains. 

1999 - Israel's Supreme Court rejected the final effort to have American Samuel Sheinbein returned to the U.S. to face murder charges for killing Alfred Tello, Jr. Under a plea bargain Sheinbein was sentenced to 24 years in prison. 

2000 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration had overstepped its regulatory authority when it attempted to restrict the marketing of cigarettes to youngsters. 

2001 - Nintendo released Game Boy Advance. 

2002 - In Pakistan, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh was charged with murder for his role in the kidnapping of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pear. Three other Islamic militants that were in custody were also charged along with seven more accomplices that were still at large. 

2002 - In Paris, an 1825 print by French inventor Joseph Nicephore Niepce was sold for $443,220. The print, of a man leading a horse, was the earliest recorded image taken by photographic means. 

2003 - It was reported that the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed up 235.27 (2.8%) at 8,521.97. It was the strongest weekly gain in more than 20 year

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History March 21 2012 : Mary Lou Wallace - Matthew Broderick - Rosie O'Donnell

MY BIGGEST FAN EVER and lead SCHMOOZE CORRESPONDENT

...HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY LOU WALLACE

 

Deryck Whibley - 34  (Five-foot-five, Canadian Sum 41 singer who used to schtupp Avril Lavigne ANYTIME HE WANTED TO. Now that Jenner/kardashian  reality douche bag does)

KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! - 36  (K-Fed- "WAS a "Celebrity Fit Club" star adn married to BRIT BRIT spears..and the musical genius responsible for "PopoZao"!!!)  . PopoZao is a Portuguese slang term that means "BIG ASS".) 

ANANDA LEWIS - 41 (from MTV, the short-lived "The Ananda Lewis Show" and now "The Insider".  

 Jaye Davidson - 46  ( transsexual Dil in "The Crying Game".  He also played Ra in the movie version of "Stargate".)

Jonas Berggren- 47  (ACE OF BASE)  (Their biggest smashes include "All That She Wants" and "THE SIGN", which are certified Platinum . . . and "Don't Turn Around" and "Cruel Summer", which are certified Gold.)
 
Matthew Broderick - 52  (Ferris Bueller . He gets to schtupp Sarah Jessica Parker anytime he wants to and feed her sugar cubes !!!)

Rosie O'Donnell - 52 (Donald Trump just LOVES her.and so does Oprah..NOT!) 

Gary Oldman - 56  (Jim Gordon in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight";  Mason Verger in "Hannibal";  Dracula in "Bram Stoker's Dracula";  Lee Harvey Oswald in "JFK";  Sid Vicious in "Sid & Nancy";  and Sirius Black in the "Harry Potter" movies.)

 CONRAD LOZANO!!! - 63  (THE MEXICAN dude IN LOS LOBOS!!!)

Roger Hodgson - 64  (Supertramp guitarist!!!)

Rose Stone - 69  (Sly and the Family Stone's ORGANIST.)

Timothy Dalton - 70  (Widely considered the weakest adn Lame James Bond in "The Living Daylights" and "License to Kill" .) Prince Barin in the 1980 movie version of "Flash Gordon".

Johann Sebastian Bach - (1685 - 1750)  (--Responsible for some of the greatest music ever written in the history of the planet Earth . . . but that does NOT include "18 and Life".)

1963 Alcatraz prison in San Francisco Bay was emptied of its last inmates.

1994 - Dudley Moore was arrested for hitting his girlfriend. 

1994 - Steven Spielberg won his first Oscars. They were for best picture and best director for "Schindler's List." 

1994 - Wayne Gretzky tied Gordie Howe's NHL record of 801 goals. 

1994 - Bill Gates of Microsoft and Craig McCaw of McCaw Cellular Communications announced a $9 billion plan that would send 840 satellites into orbit to relay information around the globe. 

1995 - New Jersey officially dedicated the Howard Stern Rest Area along Route 295. 

1995 - Tokyo police raided the headquarters of Aum Shinrikyo in search of evidence to link the cult to the Sarin gas released on five Tokyo subway trains. 

1999 - Israel's Supreme Court rejected the final effort to have American Samuel Sheinbein returned to the U.S. to face murder charges for killing Alfred Tello, Jr. Under a plea bargain Sheinbein was sentenced to 24 years in prison. 

2000 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration had overstepped its regulatory authority when it attempted to restrict the marketing of cigarettes to youngsters. 

2001 - Nintendo released Game Boy Advance. 

2002 - In Pakistan, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh was charged with murder for his role in the kidnapping of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pear. Three other Islamic militants that were in custody were also charged along with seven more accomplices that were still at large. 

2002 - In Paris, an 1825 print by French inventor Joseph Nicephore Niepce was sold for $443,220. The print, of a man leading a horse, was the earliest recorded image taken by photographic means. 

2003 - It was reported that the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed up 235.27 (2.8%) at 8,521.97. It was the strongest weekly gain in more than 20 year

'Uriniator' Pissing Off Women in Gainesville, Florida by Pissing ON Them....WTF????

This story made me pee.....

Three more women have reported being urinated on by a man near the University of Florida campus.

In late February and early March, four incidents were reported, according to the Gainesville Police Department. Since media coverage of those crimes, three more women have reported being sprayed from behind by the culprit.

One victim helped police create a sketch of the “urinator,” according to a GPD Facebook post.

MORE HERE.

(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

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On this Day in History and Celebrity Birthdays March 19 2014 Renee Taylor - Glenn Close - Bruce Willis

 
Renee Taylor (The Nanny ) is 81.

Actress Phyllis Newman is 79.

Ursula Andress is 78. The FIRST Bond girl!!!  Honey Ryder in "Dr. No" back in 1962.  You'd remember her as the HOT dripping wet blonde coming out of the water when Sean Connery hits the beach. Lesbians LOVE her and Lil Farmboys wanked it over her back in the day)

Sirhan Sirhan - 69  (Bobby Kennedy's Palestinian assassin.)

Singer Ruth Pointer (Pointer Sisters) is 68.  (The Pointer Sisters.  Biggest hits:  "Fire", "He's So Shy", "Slow Hand", "Jump (For My Love)", "Automatic", "Neutron Dance" and "I'm So Excited".)

Glenn Close is 67.

DEREK LONGMUIR - 59  (The Bay City Rollers.

Harvey Weinstein, Movie producer, turns 62

Bruce Willis is 59. 

Jake Weber - 50  ( wasThe understanding husband on the "Medium".now is the dead Cult leader on THE FOLLOWING)

Jorma Taccone - 37  (He played Chaka in Will Ferrell's gawd awful "Land of the Lost"

Eduardo Saverin - 32  (We all learned his name thanks to the movie  "The Social Network".  He's Mark Zuckerberg's former best friend who got squeezed out of Facebook and then ended up suing and is doing VERY VERY well..)

 Craig Lamar Traylor (Malcolm in the Middle ) is 24.

Ricky Wilson - (1953 - 1985)    (The B-52's original guitarist who died of AIDS.)

WYATT EARP - (1848 - 1929)   (Legendary U.S. Marshal of Tombstone, Arizona, who led the gunfight at the O.K. Corral!!!)

Patrick McGoohan - Would have been 83 - (1928 - 2009)  (Edward Longshanks in "Braveheart".  But long before that he was Number Six in "The Prisoner".)

Paul Atkinson - (1946 - 2004)  (The Zombies.  Biggest hits:  "Tell Her No", "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season".)

 

1917 The Supreme Court upheld the eight-hour work day for railroads.

1931 Nevada legalized gambling.

1953 The Academy Awards ceremony was televised for the first time.

In 1957…Elvis Presley bought Graceland.

In 1958…Simon & Garfunkel released their first single, “Our Song,” under the name of Tom & Jerry.

In 1962…Bob Dylan’s self-titled debut album was released.

In 1970…David Bowie married his first wife, Angie Barnett.

In 1974…Jefferson Airplane renamed themselves Jefferson Starship.

1987 Televangelist Jim Bakker resigned as chairman of his PTL ministry organization amid a sex-and-money scandal involving a former church secretary, Jessica Hahn.

In 1988...Michael Jackson started construction on his Neverland ranch and amusement park.

In 1996…Johnny Rotten announced The Sex Pistols had reformed for the Filthy Lucre tour.

In 2002…The Strokes got into a fistfight with a record executive in Paris

2011 The U.S. fired more than 100 cruise missiles from the sea while French fighter jets targeted Moammar Gadhafi's forces from the air, launching the broadest international military effort since the Iraq war in support of an uprising.

 

On This Day in History and Celebrity Birthdays: March 17 2014: Rob lowe Coco Kurt Russell

 

 

 

Rob Kardashian - 27  (Brother of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim . . . stepbrother of the Jenners and has no trick Vagina and just as talentless as his whore sisters. he's REALLY a fat ass now

Coco - 35  (Ice-T's super large-assed  wife.)

Mia Hamm 41 Soccer player   retired star of women's soccer.  Perenni ally injured baseball player Nomar Garciaparra gets to nail her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

 Mathew St. Patrick - 46   ( Nubian actor who was Gay Keith  on "Six  Feet Under".)

Rob Lowe is 50.  (used nail Calista Flockhart on ABC's "Brother & Sisters". Now h'es on PARKS AND REcreation  Was Sam Seaborn on "The West Wing" Young Number Two in the "Austin Powers" sequels AND Sodapop Curtis in "The Outsiders"!
 

 Gary Sinise is 59. (Lieutenant Dan in "Forrest Gump".  Now he's on "CSI:  New York".)
      
 Lesley-Anne Down 60

Kurt Russell is 63. (Snake Plissken in "Escape From New York" and "Escape From L.A." McCready in "The Thing" and Stuntman Mike in "Death Proof".  Goldie Hawn gets to nail him ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO!!!)
Patrick Duffy is 66

John Sebastian - 70  (The Lovin' Spoonful's lead singer . . . AND the guy who sang the theme song to "Welcome Back, Kotter"!!!)

 

Pattie Boyd - 70  (George Harrison's AND Eric Clapton's ex-wife.  "Layla" is about her.) 

 

Paul Kantner - 73  (Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship.   

Stephen Gately - Would have been 38 - (1976 - 2009)  

Dana Reeve - Would have been 52 - (1961 - 2006)

Nat "King" Cole - (1919 - 1965)

Rudolf Nureyev 3/17/1938 - 1/6/1993  Russian ballet dancer

432 - ST. PATRICK died kinda sort of.  It was not quite uncertain whether he passed away on March 8th or the 9th . . . so church officials added the dates, making St. Patrick's Day March 17th.

1755 - The Cherokee Indian Chief, GROUNDHOG SAUSAGE, sold what went on to become the state of Kentucky to the Transylvania Land Company.  The price:  $50,000.  and they now have that asshole with no lips and neck Mitch McConnell bossin em around

1889 - Irish-born John Holland Iinvented the Submarine for the U.S. military.  His first sub submerged off Staten Island, New York, for three hours. the rest is History

1912 - Mrs. Luther Gulick of Lake Sebago, Maine, founded the CAMP FIRE GIRLS organization.  The group has since dropped the word "girls" from its name and is now known as Camp Fire so, little boys can join and watch GLEE too.

1969 - GOLDA MEIR, TRUE: born in Russia but raised  as a little girl in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, who dreamed of becoming a high school teacher, took office as Israel's fourth Prime Minister. WE LOVED HER

1985 - The first vaccine for chicken pox was approved in the U.S. 

1987 - PRINCESS DIANA met BOY GEORGE at a benefit in England.  She complimented him on his lovely black tights and white dress. He went to prison 2 decades later for chaining some dude up to a

wall in his basement or something like that.

1999- A panel of experts concluded that "MARIJUANA HAS MEDICAL BENEFITS" for people suffering from cancer and AIDS. they radied and shut down two medical marijuan outlets in my city yesterday..SWEAR. but you can buy an UZI ( legally) and shoot someone...

2005 - LIL' KIM was convicted of federal perjury charges for lying to a grand jury about a 2001 shootout that went down outside Manhattan radio station Hot 97 back in 2001. She has a weird nose.