WILLIAM SHATNER!!! - 83 (Captain James Tiberius Kirk, Sergeant T.J. Hooker Millenials know him more as the Priceline guy or as Denny Crane on "Boston Legal".and Sh*T My Dad Says)
Reese Witherspoon - 38 ( "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Legally Blonde", who won a Best Actress Oscar for her role as June Carter in "Walk the Line". Ryan Phillippe used to Schtupp her good. so did jake Gylenhaal and now shes like engaged again.)
CODY GIFFORD! - 24 (the obnoxious kid Kathie Lee' crams down our throats.)MATTHEW MODINE!!! - 55 (Private Joker in "Full Metal Jacket", Joe Slovak in "Gross Anatomy" . . .
Lena Olin - 59 (Played Jennifer Garner's double agent mom on "Alias" AND the Josephine Muscat in the incredible movie "Chocolat".)
Bob Costas - 62 (Best known as "a smart interviewer with encyclopedic knowledge and a sense of humor".)
Andrew Lloyd Webber - 66 (Composer of "Jesus
Christ Superstar", "Evita", "Phantom of the Opera" AND "Cats"!!!
WOLF BLITZER!!! - 66 (CNN boring ass host. Has this man ever cracked a smile or lauighed? EVER?
Pat Robertson - 84 (Super Scary Christian Coalition founder and "700 Club" nutjob host who called for the assassination of Venezuela's president. He also said that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was punishment from God for giving land to the Palestinians and called Muslims "Satanic".) (That's a trifecta of HATE!!!)
--Marcel Marceau - Would have been 91 - (1923 - 2007) (Magnificent mime.)
--Werner Klemperer - (1920 - 2000) (Colonel Klink on "Hogan's Heroes".)
--Chico Marx - (1887 - 1961) (The Marx Brothers)
--George Wyle - (1916 - 2003) (Master composer of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island".) (--Your kids have probably never seen an episode of "Gilligan's Island" or "The Brady Bunch". Isn't there something kind of sad about that???)
Karl malden would have been 99.
1882 - Congress OUTLAWED POLYGAMY.
1894 - Hockey's first STANLEY CUP championship was played. The Montreal Amateur Athletic Association defeated the Ottawa Capitals, 3-to-1.
1903 - NIAGARA FALLS ran out of water due to a drought.
1960 - Arthur Schawlow and Charles Townes of Bell Labs obtained a patent for THE LASER. . . which they called THE MASER. (TRUE. . . but WHO KNEW?)
1985 - WENDY'S dropped the amazing CLARA PELLER of "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" fame. . . after Clara did spots for PREGO pasta sauce saying she'd FOUND THE BEEF!
1990 - DONALD and IVANA TRUMP divorced. Ivana cleared $25 MILLION.
1994 - Responsible conservative gun carrying bat shit crazy psycho TED NUGENT recorded public service announcements warning teenagers about the dangers of inhaling aerosol sprays to get high.
1995 - A judge in Waco, Texas, dropped marijuana possession charges against WILLIE NELSON after ruling the police search of Willie's car was illegal.
1997 - PAUL MCCARTNEY'S original BIRTH CERTIFICATE sold to an unidentified buyer for $84,146 in the biggest-ever auction of Beatles memorabilia.
2005 - Television personality PAT O'BRIEN'S NAUGHTY voicemail messages were unleashed upon the Internet. "LET'S HIRE A HOOKER. LET'S GET CRAZY, GET SOME COKE. I FEEL LIKE GOING FUCKIN CRAZY."
2005 - For the first time in the history of the show, "AMERICAN IDOL" was forced to have a re-vote when they displayed the incorrect numbers for three of the contestants during the voting stage.OOPS!
