Alan Greenspan - 88 (former Federal Reserve Chairman who schtupps NBC'S Andrea Mitchell anytime he wants to.)
Marion Barry Jr. - 78 (Loves the "Hamburger Helper and crack", just LOVES it!!!)
Singer Mary Wilson of The Supremes is 70.
Actor-director Rob Reiner is 67.(Meathead on "All In The Family"!!! Since then, he's directed movies like "This Is Spinal Tap", "The Princess Bride", "When Harry Met Sally" and "A Few Good Men".and Helped create AFER..and for that..he is rated in the top 10 in my book.
Singer Kiki Dee is 66. Dont got breaking my heart
Jacklyn Zeman (61) General Hospital
Actor Tom Arnold is 54.
(was married to rosanne He lost 70 pounds in 2005 and no one has really cared about him since...or probably ever will)
Axl Rose (Guns & Roses) 51
Connie Britton ("American Horror Story," "Friday Night Lights") turns 46 years old today.
Actress Suzanne Crough (The Partridge Family) is 50.
Actor D.L. Hughley (The Hughleys) is 49.
Shaquille O'Neal - 42 (The Big one)
Tyler, The Creator (23)
Ed McMahon - Would have been 91 - (1923 - 2009) (Substandard math skills . . . STELLAR rap skills!!!)
Lou Costello - (1906 - 1959) (Abbott & Costello.) (Real Name: Louis Francis Cristillo.)
Michelangelo - (1475 - 1564) (Italian Renaissance artist famous for painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and his not-terribly-well-endowed sculpture of David.)
1836 - After a 13-day siege, THE ALAMO fell to Mexican forces led by General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna. All 187 defenders of The Alamo, including DAVY CROCKETT and Bowie knife inventor JIM BOWIE, were killed by the Mexicans.
1896 - Charles Brady King drove THE FIRST CAR on the streets of Detroit. When it broke down on a busy street, people yelled at him, "Get a horse!" asshole
1950 - SILLY PUTTY WAS INVENTED
1964 - ELIZABETH TAYLOR divorced her fourth husband, EDDIE FISHER.
1978 - "HUSTLER" publisher LARRY FLYNT was shot and left partially paralyzed by a sniper in Georgia, where Flynt was on trial for distributing obscene materials.It started with BEAVER HUNT?
1980 - SUSAN LUCCI "lost for the first time" at the 7th Daytime Emmy Awards. NINETEEN nominations later, she finally won in 1999 for her role as Erica Kane on "ALL MY CHILDREN".
1981 - WALTER CRONKITE retired after 19 years as anchorman of the "CBS Evening News"
1982 - WILLIE NELSON'S "Always On My Mind" entered the pop chart at #88. The original was recorded in 1972 by ELVIS. Willie's version went on to reach #1 on the country chart and won a Grammy for Song of the Year.
1983 - THE SPONGE contraceptive was approved by the FDA...like that rick Santorum? POPE?
1987 - "DEEP THROAT" sex star LINDA LOVELACE received a thick,organ inside her. She had a liver transplant!
1997 - QUEEN ELIZABETH THE SECOND launched the OFFICIAL ROYAL WEB PAGE.
2006 - DANA REEVE the widow of CHRISTOPHER REEVE succumbed to LUNG CANCER. She was only 44.
2007 - DICK CHENEY'S former chief of staff, SCOOTER LIBBY, was convicted of lying and obstructing an investigation into the leak of CIA operative VALERIE PLAME'S identity. (--Three months later he was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, a $250,000 fine, and 400 hours of community service. President Bush commuted the prison part of his sentence.)