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On this day in History and Celebrity Birthdays March 31 2014: Barney Frank Ewan Mcgregor Christopher Walken

Vintage Ester with Tammy Baldwin and Barney Frank back in DC

Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., turns 74 years old today.Me and Tammy Baldwin...and Barney..back in the day

Ewan McGregor 43 -Obi-Wan Kenobi and UNCUT "Moulin Rouge" superstar and Independent film actor

Rhea Perlman  66- Carla on "Cheers".  Danny DeVito gets to schtupp her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!

Al Gore 66 (He wants you to stop being such an energy whore and be green.He als Just fired Keith olbermann)

Gabe Kaplan  69- MR. KOTTER ON "WELCOME BACK KOTTER"!!!  Also a financial wiz and an AMAZING poker player.  He's won well over $1 million just playing poker!!!  Suck on that, Mr. Woodman!!!

Christopher Walken 71 He's a brilliant character actor . . . but for many of us, he'll forever be inseparable from the CLASSIC "SNL" skit in which he asks for "more cowbell"

Herb Alpert  79- and his tijuana Brass

Richard Chamberlain  79- (Dr. Kildare  Your mom would remember him as the randy priest from "The Thorn Birds".)  (She prolly desired relations with him.  But he wouldn't have been interested in her cuz huis ass  a proudly out-of-the-closet gay man these   days.)

Shirley Jones 80 -Danny Bonaduce's very sexy mom on "The Partridge Family".  You KNOW Dirty Danny often thought about nailing her!!!  He may still.  I KNOW I DO!!!)

William Daniels - 87  (Mr. Feeney on "Boy Meets World" . . . AND the voice of K.I.T.T. on the original  "Knight Rider".)

Liz Claiborne - Would have been 85 - (1929 - 2007) (Fashion babe.)

1492 King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain issued an edict expelling Jews unwilling to convert to Christianity. OY!!!

1943 - "Oklahoma!" by Rodgers and Hammerstein debuted on Broadway. The original title was "Away We Go".

1958 - Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" was released.

1976 The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that coma patient Karen Anne Quinlan could be disconnected from her respirator. (Quinlan remained comatose and died in 1985.)

1982 - The Doobie Brothers announced their break-up.

1987 - HBO (Home Box Office) earned its first Oscar for "Down and Out in America".

1987 - Prince's "Sign O' The Times" LP was released in the U.S.

1989 - Guns N' Roses released their single "Patience."

1995 Singer Selena, 23, was shot to death in Corpus Christi, Texas, by the founder of her fan club.

1999 - Fabio was hit in the face by a bird during a promotional ride of a new roller coaster at the Busch Gardens theme park in Williamsburg, VA. Fabio received a one-inch cut across his nose.

2004 - Google Inc. announced that it would be introducing a free e-mail service called Gmail.

2005 Terri Schiavo died at a hospice in Pinellas Park, Fla., 13 days after her feeding tube was removed in a wrenching right-to-die dispute. remember Mr Frothy Mix Santorum was part of this spectacle!

On this day in History and Celebrity Birthdays March 30 2014: Peter Marshall Celion Dion Warren Beatty

 

The Great Peter Marshall and my Darling Nephew Michael Airington

Peter Marshall 88 - THE MASTER of the"Hollywood Squares" and a real life friend)

Ingvar Kamprad - 88  The Swede who founded IKEA.He is a multi-billionaire and one of the richest men in the world because of YOUR love of particleboard furniture.(even with all that cash, he still drives a 16-year-old Volvo and FLIES COACH. He also used to be a neo-Nazi but he swears it was a youthful mistake and he's sorry.)

John Astin 84- Actor ("GOMEZ on tv's Addams Family") 

Warren Beatty 77 - Actor  

Eric Clapton 69 - Musician 

 Paul Reiser 57 - Actor ("Mad About You"), comedian  getting another show on NBC

Rapper MC Hammer is 52. (Got Vince Neil to ACCEPT JESUS in the first, glorious season of "The Surreal Life".  He  did a Cash 4 Gold ad with Ed McMahon before he croaked)

Piers Morgan - 49  (a pissy Simon Cowell Lite on "America's Got Talent" who somehow became the successor AND BOMBS MORE THEN to Larry King on CNN.)

  Tracy Chapman 50 - Singer (Biggest hits:  "Fast Car" and "Give Me One Reason".)

Celine Dion 46 - Singer Her heart Keeps going on

Mark Consuelos 44 - Actor married to Kelly Rippa. She gets to schtupp him anytime she wants. lucky bitch

Norah Jones 35 - Musician

Allie Gonino - 24  (Laurel Mercer on ABC Family's "The Lying Game

Katy Mixon - 33  (Victoria Flynn on "Mike and Molly"

Frankie Laine - Would have been 101  (1913 - 2007)  (Sang the theme to "Rawhide".)

Vincent Van Gogh - (1853 - 1890)  (One-eared oil painting genius.)

1858 - Philadelphia genius HYMAN LIPMAN patented the FIRST PENCIL WITH AN ERASER.

1932 - AMELIA EARHARTbecame the first woman to make a solo flight across the Atlantic. 

1955 - At the 27th Academy Awards, the Best Picture was "On The Waterfront", the same film for which a svelte MARLON BRANDO won Best Actor.  (--GRACE KELLY took Best Actress for her performance in "The Country Girl".)

1960 - Congressman Tip O'Neill demanded that the FCC investigate payola and PROTECT AMERICA'S YOUTH FROM ROCK AND ROLL, which he called, quote, "a type of sensuous music unfit for impressionable minds."

1964 - "Jeopardy" debuted on TV.  It was hosted by Art Fleming and ran until 1975.  It was resurrected in its current form in 1984, with Alex Trebek.

1981 - PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN was shot and seriously injured by JOHN HINCKLEY as he left a Washington, D.C., hotel.  White House press secretary JAMES BRADY and two others were also wounded.

1992 - At the 64th Academy Awards, "The Silence Of The Lambs", starring ANTHONY HOPKINS and JODIE FOSTER, ate up the competition by winning Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director for Jonathan Demme and Best Adapted Screenplay.

2005 - SUGE KNIGHT was ordered to pay $107 MILLION to LYDIA HARRIS, the wife of a convicted drug trafficker, who co-founded Death Row Records.  By the time he filed for bankruptcy a year later, he'd only given her $1 million of it.

On this Day in History and Celebrity Birthdays March 29 2014: Amy Sedaris Lucy lawless

Jennifer Capriati - 38 (Muscular tennis chick.)

Lucy Lawless - 46  ("Xena:  Warrior Princess".  She also played one of the Cylon models on the Sci-Fi Channel's "Battlestar Galactica". and now shows her titties on Spartacus)

Jill Goodacre - 49  (Supermodel who Schtupps Harry Connick Jr.,

  Elle MacPherson - 51  (Aussie supermodel. )

 Amy Sedaris - 53  ("Strangers with Candy" minx.)

Marina Sirtis - 59  (Oddly sexy Deanna Troi from "Star Trek:  The Next Generation".)

  Christopher Lambert - 57  ("HIGHLANDER".   Connor MacLeod.  Not Duncan.  He used to nail Diane   Lane anytime he wanted to.  Why he let that get away I'll never understand.)

VANGELIS - 71  ("CHARIOTS OF FIRE" COMPOSER!!!)

John Major, Former British prime minister, turns 71
Eric Idle - 71  ("Monty Python" genius.)

John McLaughlin, TV host ("The McLaughlin Group"), turns 87

Sam Walton - (1918 - 1992)  (The Founder of Wal-Mart.  His one corner store in 1962 has turned into THE WORLD'S LARGEST COMPANY, a $404 billion-a-year empire.)

Pearl Bailey 3/29/1918 - 8/17/1990  American singer and entertainer

Philip Ahn - (1905 - 1978)  (Master Kan in "Kung Fu".

1936 - crazy Misguided Germans gave ADOLF HITLER 98.8% of the vote in Germany's national elections.

1951 Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage for passing nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union.

1962 Jack Paar hosted NBC's "Tonight Show" for the final time
1973 - After protesting. with a song  that they were never featured on the cover of "Rolling Stone" magazine, DR. HOOK got their wish.  A week later, their single "Cover of Rolling Stone" went Gold.

1973 - "Hommy", THE PUERTO RICAN VERSION OF THE ROCK OPERA "Tommy", OPENED AT CARNEGIE HALL

1975 - LED ZEPPELIN had all six of their albums on the charts at the same time, a feat never before accomplished in history.  

1976 - "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", starring JACK NICHOLSON, won Best Picture, Best Director (MILOS FORMAN), Best Actress (LOUISE FLETCHER) AND Best Actor (Nicholson).

1982 - HENRY FONDA and KATHARINE HEPBURN won the Best Actor and Best Actress Oscars for "On Golden Pond".  Best Score went to VANGELIS for "Chariots Of Fire".

1992 - Presidential candidate BILL CLINTON acknowledged experimenting with marijuana "a time or two" while attending Oxford University. . . adding, quote, "I DIDN'T INHALE and I didn't try it again."

1993 - The Supreme Court announced it would use a case involving 2 LIVE CREW to decide whether copyright holders can ban song parodies.

1993 - CLINT EASTWOOD won his FIRST OSCAR, as Best Director for "Unforgiven" which also took Best Picture and earned GENE HACKMAN the Best Supporting Actor award.

1996 - TOMMY and PAMELA LEE sued "Penthouse" for $10 million.  They were asking a judge to stop the magazine from marketing the stolen home video showing them doing each other up nasty.  They failed.  We won.

2005 - Former O.J. SIMPSON attorney JOHNNIE COCHRAN died of an inoperable brain tumor.  He was 67 years old.

2009 - Comedian MITCH HEDBERG died of an accidental overdose.  He was 37.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History March 24, 2014 BOB MACKIE - Harry Houdini - Peyton Manning

 Bob Mackie 74

R. Lee Ermey - 70  (The amazing drill sergeant in "Full Metal Jacket", the voice of the army sergeant in the "Toy Story" movies,

Tommy Hilfiger - 63  (He actually attempted to get into a FIST FIGHT with Axl Rose.)

Louie Anderson is 61. The chubby little slut who used to host "Family Feud".Now his fat ass is diving into a pool on ABC's Lame ass show SPLASH

Robert Carradine is 60.(Lewis Skolnick in the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies.  His half-brother, David, should have used a spotter, ya know

Donna Pescow is 59. Annette, the plump little slut in "Saturday Night Fever".)

NENA - 53  (Sexy German singer of "99 Luftballons", a.k.a. "99 Red Balloons".)

 Kelly LeBrock is 54.   Weird Science"Steven Seagal's ex.  She was also one of the tubbies featured on "Celebrity Fit Club 3

Star Jones is 52. The conniving and devious Kathie Lee Gifford of the new decade

Lara Flynn Boyle is 44.She's had relations with Jack Nicholson...but haven't a lot of women?)

Megyn Price - 43  (Patrick Warburton's wife Audrey on "Rules of Engagement".)

Jim Parsons - 41  (Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theory".)

  Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother, Buffy The Vampire Slayer) is 40.

Peyton Manning - 38  (Super Bowl MVP in 2007. 
Keisha Castle-Hughes (The Nativity Story, Whale Rider) is 24 Oscar-nominated "Whale Rider" star.  She was also the Queen of Naboo in "Star Wars:  Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith

Steve McQueen - (1930 - 1980)  (The king of cool.)
Harry Houdini - (1874 - 1926)

Fatty Arbuckle 3/24/1887 - 6/29/1933 American silent film actor

1883 Long-distance telephone service was inaugurated between Chicago and New York City.

1955 "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" by Tennessee Williams opened on Broadway.

1958 - Elvis Presley was sworn in as a private in the U.S. Army. 

1965 - Bill Wyman was knocked unconscious by an electrical shock from a microphone stand. It was the first date of the Rolling Stones anniversary tour. 

1966 - The New York State Assembly passed a bill making it a misdemeanor to sell bootlegs. 

1973 - Lou Reed was bitten on his rear end by a fan during a concert in Buffalo, NY. The male fan was ejected from the show.

1992 - A Chicago judge ruled in the Milli-Vanilli class-action suit that $3.00 cash rebates would be given to anyone that could prove that they bought the group's music before November 27, 1990 (the date the lip synching scandal broke).

2001 Apple Computer Inc.'s operating system Mac OS X went on sale.

2002 Halle Berry became the first African-American performer to win a best actress Oscar, for her work in "Monster's Ball."

2005 The U.S. Supreme Court denied an appeal from the parents of Terri Schiavo to have a feeding tube reinserted into the severely brain-damaged woman

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On this Day in History and Celebrity Birthdays and March 22, 2014 :Reese Witherspoon - William Shatner

WILLIAM SHATNER!!! - 83  (Captain James Tiberius Kirk, Sergeant T.J. Hooker  Millenials know him more as the Priceline guy or as Denny Crane on "Boston Legal".and Sh*T My Dad Says)

Reese Witherspoon - 38  ( "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Legally Blonde", who won a Best Actress Oscar for her role as June Carter in "Walk the Line".  Ryan Phillippe used to Schtupp her good.  so did jake Gylenhaal and now shes like engaged again.)

CODY GIFFORD! - 24  (the obnoxious kid Kathie Lee'  crams down our throats.)

MATTHEW MODINE!!! - 55  (Private Joker in "Full Metal Jacket", Joe Slovak in "Gross Anatomy" . . .

Lena Olin - 59  (Played Jennifer Garner's double agent mom on "Alias" AND the  Josephine Muscat in the incredible movie "Chocolat".)

Bob Costas - 62  (Best known as "a smart interviewer with encyclopedic knowledge and a  sense of humor".) 

Andrew Lloyd Webber - 66 (Composer of "Jesus Christ Superstar", "Evita", "Phantom of the Opera" AND "Cats"!!! 

WOLF BLITZER!!! - 66  (CNN boring ass host. Has this man ever cracked a smile or lauighed? EVER? 

 Pat Robertson - 84  (Super Scary Christian Coalition founder and "700 Club" nutjob host who called for the assassination of Venezuela's president.  He also said that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was punishment from God for giving land to the Palestinians and called Muslims "Satanic".)  (That's a trifecta of HATE!!!)

 

--Marcel Marceau - Would have been 91 - (1923 - 2007)  (Magnificent mime.)
--Werner Klemperer - (1920 - 2000)  (Colonel Klink on "Hogan's Heroes".)
--Chico Marx - (1887 - 1961)  (The Marx Brothers)
--George Wyle - (1916 - 2003)  (Master composer of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island".)  (--Your kids have probably never seen an episode of "Gilligan's Island" or "The Brady Bunch".  Isn't there something kind of sad about that???)

Karl malden would have been 99.

1882 - Congress OUTLAWED POLYGAMY. 

1894 - Hockey's first STANLEY CUP championship was played.  The Montreal Amateur Athletic Association defeated the Ottawa Capitals, 3-to-1.

1903 - NIAGARA FALLS ran out of water due to a drought. 

1960 - Arthur Schawlow and Charles Townes of Bell Labs obtained a patent for THE LASER. . . which they called THE MASER.  (TRUE. . . but WHO KNEW?)

1985 - WENDY'S dropped the amazing CLARA PELLER of "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" fame. . . after Clara did spots for PREGO pasta sauce saying she'd FOUND THE BEEF!

1990 - DONALD and IVANA TRUMP divorced.  Ivana cleared $25 MILLION. 

1994 - Responsible conservative gun carrying bat shit crazy psycho TED NUGENT recorded public service announcements warning teenagers about the dangers of inhaling aerosol sprays to get high.

1995 - A judge in Waco, Texas, dropped marijuana possession charges against WILLIE NELSON after ruling the police search of Willie's car was illegal.

1997 - PAUL MCCARTNEY'S original BIRTH CERTIFICATE sold to an unidentified buyer for $84,146 in the biggest-ever auction of Beatles memorabilia.

2005 - Television personality PAT O'BRIEN'S NAUGHTY voicemail messages were unleashed upon the Internet.  "LET'S HIRE A HOOKER.  LET'S GET CRAZY, GET SOME COKE.  I FEEL LIKE GOING FUCKIN CRAZY."

2005 - For the first time in the history of the show, "AMERICAN IDOL" was forced to have a re-vote when they displayed the incorrect numbers for three of the contestants during the voting stage.OOPS!