Liam Aiken (actor) is 24 “Klaus” in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Jeremy Renner (actor) is 43 “Jem” in The Town HURT LOCKER STAR..in the new MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
DUSTIN DIAMOND! - 37 (Screech from "Saved By the Bell", and a trying to be a reality star and did some porn, supposedly hung like a shetland pony!)
John Rich - 40 ( ego laden country jerk. He hosted the celebrity reality show "Gone Country" and was also one of the judges on "Nashville Star". Total doucehbag)
DOUG E. DOUG!!! - 44 ( from "Cosby", "Cool Runnings", and "Eight-Legged Freaks". )
David Yost (actor) is 45- The original “Blue Ranger” on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Nicolas Cage - 50 (Balding stud the IRS loves him.)
Rand Paul - 51 (Tea Partying asshole Senator from Kentucky.with a drunken son)
David Lee Murphy - 55 (Country singer. Remember the 1995 smash, "Party Crowd"
Kathy Valentine - 55 (The Go-Go's"rugged" bass player. Biggest albums: 1981's "Beauty and the Beat", featuring "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got the Beat" . . .)
Donna Rice Hughes - 56 (Gary Hart was powerless over her poon in1988. After her affair with Hart ended his presidential hopes, she became an anti-pornography activist.)
Katie Couric - 57 (Former CBS Evening News anchor and former TODAY SHOW host with the most famous non-porno colon in America and may just have GENERAL HOSPITAL cancelled. she's now moving to ABC)
David Caruso - 58 ("CSI: Miami" stud with the "fire down below"and a pair of sunglass surgically sewed to his head)
ERIN GRAY!!! - 64 (Colonel Wilma Deering on "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century", AND Kate Summers Stratton on "SILVER SPOONS"!!!)
David Caruso - 66 (Loggins & Messina FOOTLOOSE DANGER ZONE writing genius!!!)
JANN WENNER!!! - 68 ( "Rolling Stone" founder and publisher. He's gay !)
Paul Revere - 75 (Leader of Paul Revere & The Raiders. Paul Revere & The Raiders gave us the incredible classic jams "Kicks", "Indian Reservation" and "Just Like Me".)
Charles Addams 1/7/1912 - 9/29/1988 THE ADDAMS FAMILY American cartoonist
Aristotle Onassis 1/7/1906 (O.S.) - 3/15/1975 Greek shipping magnate never got touch Jackie O...
1714 - Henry Mill patented his new invention . . . THE TYPEWRITER. (--Your kids will most likely NEVER use one. Isn't that odd???)
1894 - One of the earliest motion picture experiments took place at the THOMAS EDISON studio in West Orange, New Jersey. Comedian Fred Ott was filmed sneezing!!! Hilarity ensued.
1913 - William M. Burton received a patent for his method of manufacturing the "magic moving potion" we now call GASOLINE. Standard Oil bought that method.
1927 - The HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS played their first game, in Hinckley, Illinois. The white team probably lost.
1953 - President Truman announced that the U.S. had developed a HYDROGEN BOMB.
1962 - CHUBBY CHECKER'S "The Twist" set a record by reaching #1 for the second time. Previously, it was #1 on September 13th, 1960.
1967 - CHARLEY PRIDE became the first black artist to perform at the Grand Ole Opry.
1970 - The farmers next door to MAX YASGUR'S estate sued him for $35,000. They didn't appreciate the chaos created by the little festival he hosted . . . which he called WOODSTOCK.
1992 - Pitchers ROLLIE FINGERS and TOM SEAVER were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Reggie Jackson was once asked how fast Seaver's pitches were. He said, quote, "Blind people came to the game just to listen to his fastball."
1996 - One of the biggest blizzards in U.S. history hit the eastern states. More than 100 deaths were later blamed on the severe weather.
1998 - Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky signed an affidavit denying that she had an affair with U.S. President Clinton.
1999 - U.S. President Clinton went on trial before the Senate. It was only the second time in U.S. history that an impeached president had gone to trial. Clinton was later acquitted of perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
2002 - Comedian AVERY SCHREIBER died of a heart attack at the age of 66.
2005 Actor Brad Pitt and actress Jennifer Aniston announced they were separating after four years of marriage.
2006 Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas and total Asswipe, facing corruption charges, stepped down as House majority leader. the hammer got hammered! SCUM!
