Liam Hemsworth - 23 (hunky lil star "The Last Song". Schtupps Miley Cyrus. They broke up for a while, but they're back together now.)
WILLIAM HUNG!!! - 30 ( Idol reject Flash in the pan.Probably doing Karaoke somewhere.) HE BANGS NO MORE!
ORLANDO BLOOME!!! - 36 ("WAS" Dashing Will Turner in "Pirates of the Caribbean", and "WAS"handsome twink hairless elf Legolas in the "Lord of the Rings" movies.)
Nicole Eggert - 41 (Blonde Bimbobrain from "Baywatch" and"CHARLES IN CHARGE"!!! Scott Baio probably schtupped her.)
Patrick Dempsey - 48 (Dr. Derek Shepherd . . . a.k.a. "McDreamy" . . . on "Grey's Anatomy". I'd hit it in a heartbeat.)
Trace Adkins - 51 (Country star and was a runner-up on "The Celebrity Apprentice".)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 52 (Big-headed "Seinfeld" broad. and "The New Adventures of Old Christine".)
Richard Moll - 70 (Bull on "Night Court"!!! He also played the Abominable Snowman in Ringo Starr's classic, 1981 comedy "Caveman"!!!)
RIP TAYLOR!!! - 79 (hysterical fabulous comedian and comedy legend !!! Don't YOU wish you could just reach into your pocket and throw some confetti whenever you felt like it??? How cool would that be? Just glitter bombing the world at your will)
CHARLES NELSON REILLY!!! - Would have been 82 - (1931 - 2007) (Director genius and incredible Character actor and "MATCH GAME" PANELIST, WHO WAS IN TOP FORM DURING "MATCH GAME '73" AND "MATCH GAME '76"!!!)
Robert Stack - Would have been 94 - (1919 - 2003) (Old actor. He hosted "Unsolved Mysteries", starred in "Airplane!" and played Eliot Ness on "The Untouchables" TV series.)
Sophie Tucker 1/13/1884 - 2/9/1966 American entertainer "go ahead and applaud the old Gal..Dead but not forgotten by me..." Bette Midler
OMFG..RIP TAYLOR and the $1.98 Beauty Pageant
1863 - THOMAS CRAPPER unveiled his invention . . . the one-piece pedestal flushing toilet.
1929 - WYATT "DAMM" EARPdied in Los Angeles at the age of 80. He kicked all manner of cowboy ass in the Gunfight at the OK Corral in Tombstone, Arizona.
1957 - Elvis Presley recorded "All Shook Up" and "That’s When Your Heartaches Begin" in Hollywood.
1957 - After seeing Yale students toss pie tins from Frisbie's Pie Company in the air, an executive at Wham-O decided to mass-produce the first FRISBEE.
1964 - The Beatles released "I Want To Hold Your Hand" in the U.S.
1979 - The YMCA filed a libel suit against the VILLAGE PEOPLE for their way gay hit, "In the Navy". KIDDING!!! It was for the song "YMCA". The suit . . . and all manner of tight pants . . . were later dropped. (???)
1985 - On a 130-yard hole at a golf course in Spain, one Otto Butcher became the OLDEST PERSON EVER to hit a hole-in-one . . . at AGE 99.
1988 - HANK WILLIAMS JR.'S "duet" with his late father, "There's a Tear in My Beer", was released.
1992 - WOODY ALLEN and MIA FARROW ended their 12-year relationship when Mia found naked pictures of her adopted daughter SOON-YI in Woody Allen's apartment. She was later awarded custody of their children.
1993 - Bobby Brown was arrested in Augusta, GA, for simulating a sex act onstage. It was the second time that he had been arrested by the Augusta police department for the same offense.
1994 - Two of TONYA HARDING'S chubby hoodlum bodyguards were arrested and charged with conspiracy in the clubbing of NANCY KERRIGAN.
1999 - MICHAEL JORDAN announced his SECOND retirement from the Chicago Bulls.
2002 - While watching football at the White House, GEORGE W. BUSH choked on a deadly PRETZEL . . . to the point of PASSING OUT.
2003 - PETE TOWNSHEND of THE WHO was arrested for accessing child pornography on the Internet. Luckily for him, the cops bought his excuse about doing "research".
RIP TAYLOR on the DATING GAME...OH SO GAY in another Time!! America was so slowwww..But this is hysterica
