This fight came to a head when the DILDOS got decapitated.
A Florida woman ( yes FLORIDA) who had just broken up with her girlfriend called cops to report that her ex had “cut the heads off her three dildo sex toys,” according to a police report.
An upset Lakenya Bristol, 32, showed an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office deputy the decapiteated damaged dildos and pointed the finger at her former girlfriend, the lovely 37-year-old Regina Watts.
The Dildos apparently were decapitated after Bristol’s mid-November arrest for domestic violence. Bristol told an investigator that her belongings were subsequently packed up by Watts.
Due to the “lack of further investigative leads,” the case of the severed dildos has been closed by investigators.