Matthew McConaughey - 44 (Handsome Bongo loving, pot-smoking nudist.)
Mya Mason - 29 ( pornographic prostitute who has starred in 126 fine films, including . . . "Choc Full A Nut", "Grand Theft Anal 2" and "Toys In Da Hood".)
Heather Tom, Actress ("The Bold and the Beautiful"), turns 38
Trishelle Cannatella - 34 ("Real World" and "Surreal Life" celebu-tard.
Bethenny Frankel - 43 (One of the original "Real Housewives of New York City"
Puff Diddy - Sean puffy-Diddy combs P DIDDY.. or whatever the hell his friggin name is today..is 45
Kathy Griffin - 53 ( American princess and Gay Icon that wants to be Jewish so bad.She was Vicki on "Suddenly Susan". Now she's the star of "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List". and sh'es FAbulous!)
Markie Post - 63 ("Night Court" actress.)
LAURA BUSH - 67
--LORETTA SWIT!!! - 75 (THE N "HOT LIPS" ON "M*A*S*H" . . . who in recent years spoke out to try to get foie gras banned in Chicago.)
The fabulous DORIS ROBERTS!!! - 83 (Ray's mom on "Everybody Loves
--Jeff Probst - 50 (Hung "Survivor" host.) WARNING**** HERE IS PIC OFJEFF PROBST NAKED HE POSTED HIMSELF.... WEIRD...Download jeffprox.jpg )
--RALPH MACCHIO - 52 ("Karate Kid 1, 2 AND 3"!!!
Walter Cronkite - Would have been 97 - (1916 - 2009)
--Alfred Heineken - Would have been 89 - (1923 - 2002) (Dutch brewery genius.)
Will Rogers 11/4/1879 - 8/15/1935 American humorist. never met a man he didn't like
1842 - ABRAHAM LINCOLN married MARY TODD at his sister's house in Springfield, Illinois. Randy playboy Abraham Lincoln was so depressed about getting married, friends had to keep sharp objects away from him.
1879 - Ohio bar owner J. Ritty INVENTED THE CASH REGISTER in an effort to stop his bartenders from pocketing his profits.
1952 - GENERAL DWIGHT EISENHOWER defeated Adlai Stevenson to become the 34th U.S. President.
1963 - THE BEATLES played at the Royal Command Performances in front of British royalty in London. This was the show where JOHN LENNON said, quote, "Will people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."
1979 - Revolutionaries in Iran stormed the U.S. EMBASSY IN TEHRAN and took 90 hostages. Some of the captives, including women, blacks and non-Americans were released a few weeks later, but 52 of them were kept in captivity for 444 days. They were finally freed on PRESIDENT REAGAN'S inauguration day, January 20th, 1981.
1980 - RONALD REAGAN was elected president over JIMMY CARTER.
1986 - Painkiller addict TAMMY WYNETTE checked into the Betty Ford Clinic.
1995 - Israeli Prime Minister YITZHAK RABIN was assassinated by a right-wing Jewish extremist minutes after attending a PEACE RALLY.
1996 - MELISSA ETHERIDGE and her now EX life-partner JULIE CYPHER set tongues wagging (pun intended) when they appeared on the cover of "Newsweek", promoting an article on gay parents.
2001 The first movie based on the best-selling "Harry Potter" books by J.K. Rowling has its world premiere in London
2005 - PAGE KENNEDY was fired from the cast of "Desperate Housewives" for allegedly flashing his "junk" at two female staffers.
2008 California voters approved Proposition 8, a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage.The prop 8 guys keep taking pics of people ..but no one knows where the money goes they get for chargin folks 40 bucks a whack.
