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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History October 27, 2013: Kelly Osbourne - Simon Le Bon - Ivan Reitman- John Cleese

  Kelly Osbourne - 29  (Ozzy Osbourne's  pudgy non talented fame whore daughter. I mean really? what does she do? a waste of DNA)

Emilie Ullerup - 29  (The  blonde who plays Amanda Tapping's daughter on that new Sci-Fi Channel show "Sanctuary".)

Tanya James - 30  (Pornographic prostitute who has starred in 68 fine films, including . . . "Money Hole", "Bleached to the Bone" and "2 Chicks Same Time 2".)

Patrick Fugit - 31  (Young Will in "Almost Famous".)

Scott Weiland - 46  (Ex-Stone Temple Pilot.  Current Velvet Revolver.)

Matt Drudge - 47  (Internet republican shill/scum/moron and hack who, according to an ABC News study, is only accurate 37.8% of the time.)

Marla Maples - 50  (Gold digger.  The former Mrs. Donald Trump.) 

Simon Le Bon - 55  (Duran Duran. He's bloated now) 
 
Robert Picardo - 60  (The bald holographic doctor on "Star Trek:  Voyager".)

Roberto Benigni - 61  (He's that crazy, irritating as fuck Italian actor-director. )

TED WASS - 62  (BLOSSOM'S DAD ON "BLOSSOM".  Now he directs TV shows.  .)

Garry Tallent - 65  (Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band bassist.)

Ivan Reitman - 67  (Director of "Stripes", "Meatballs" and "Ghostbusters" in the '80s . . . and "Twins", "Junior", "Kindergarten Cop" and "Dave" in the '90s.)

Lee Greenwood - 70  ("God Bless the USA" GOP sappy shill- you've never heard him sing for the dems.. he works ever election cycle.)
 

John Cleese - 74  (Monty Python superstar.)

Ruby Dee (actress) is 89 “Mama Lucas” in American Gangster

Nanette Fabray (actress) is 93 “Mary Richards’” mom on The Mary Tyler Moore Show

John Gotti - (1940 - 2002)

Teddy Roosevelt - (1858 - 1919)  (26th U.S. President, from 1901-1909.  He was the first president to ride in an airplane, drive in a car and ride in a submarine, AND he inspired the teddy bear.)  (--Plus, he saved American Football and oversaw the creation of the NCAA.)

 

ON THIS DAY
1858 - After failing SEVEN TIMES in previous business ventures, ROLAND H. MACY opened MACY'S Department Store in New York City.  He sold $1,106 worth of merchandise on his first day of business.
(Macy's went on to have the highest sales volume of any department store in the world.)

1901 - BOXER SHORTS WERE INTRODUCED. I like tighie Whities on my boys.

1938 - DU PONT announced a name for its new synthetic yarn:  NYLON.

1964 - SONNY BONO married CHER in Tijuana, Mexico!!!  Cher wore virginal bell-bottoms.  They divorced February 20th, 1974.  Sonny skied into a tree January 5th, 1998.  He died.  Cher cried. 

1973 - The voice of MR. ED, cowboy actor Allan "Rocky" Lane, died at age 69.

1973 - "Midnight Train To Georgia", by GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS, hit #1 on the pop singles chart!!!

1975 - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN got a huge career boost from being featured on the covers of both "Time" and "Newsweek" magazines.  Ironically, both magazines used his picture to illustrate the power of the media to "create a star."

1988 - LARRY FLYNT paid a hitman $1 MILLION TO KILL HUGH HEFNER, BOB GUCCIONE and FRANK SINATRA.

1990 - "Black Cat", by JANET JACKSON, hit #1 on the pop singles chart.

1991 - The first PLANET HOLLYWOOD opened.

1991 - The first U.S. DEATH resulting from BUNGEE-JUMPING occurred in Perris, California.  Hal Mark Irish, jumping from a hot-air balloon, plummeted over 60 feet to his death after becoming disconnected from his bungee cord.

1991 - Country music star LORRIE  MORGAN married one Brad Thompson outside Nashville, Tennessee.  The two met when Lorrie toured with CLINT BLACK and MERLE HAGGARD in 1990 . . . Brad was Clint Black's BUS DRIVER!!!

1992 - CHER sued the rich seaside city of Malibu, California, after she was denied in her application to build a new home on a bluff overlooking the beach.  Sonny skied into a tree on January 5th, 1998.  He died.

1995 - GLORIA ESTEFAN performed for POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND as part of a gala celebration of the pontiff's 50 years in the priesthood.  She was the first pop star to receive a call from the Pope to perform.  

1999 - The NEW YORK YANKEES won their second straight WORLD SERIES, sweeping the ATLANTA BRAVES four games to none.

2005 - NAS joined JAY-Z on stage during Jigga's "I Declare War" concert and finally squashed their long-standing beef.

"Bob Newhart Show" and "Simpsons" Actress Marcia Wallace Actress Dead at Age 70

Awwwww......

Marcia Wallace, the voice of The Simpsons' Edna Krabappel who earlier played the quick-witted receptionist on The Bob Newhart Show, has died. She was 70.

"I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at The Simpsons and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character," said Simpsons executive producer Al Jean in a statement.

Jean addressed a storyline that was previously teased about killing off a character on the show and noted that this was not associated with Wallace. 

"Earlier we had discussed a potential storyline in which a character passed away. This was not Marcia's Edna Krabappel. Marcia's passing is unrelated and again, a terrible loss for all who had the pleasure of knowing her," Jean wrote. 

"Cheers to the hilarious, kind, fab Marcia Wallace, who has taken her leave of us. Heaven is now a much funnier place b/c of you, Marcia," Yeardley Smith, who voices Lisa Simpson, wrote on Twitter on Saturday morning.

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(Posted by Schmooze Correspondent Mary Wallace)

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History October 26, 2013: Keith Urban - Hillary Clinton - JACLYN SMITH

  JACLYN SMITH - 68  (Charlies Angels GODDESS.)

HILLARY CLINTON - 66  ( Our Rockin Secretary of State)

Lauren Tewes - 59 (Cruise Director Julie McCoy on the "Love Boat".  She used to "the peruvian marching powder" on the "Love Boat".)

Jon Heder - 34  (Napoleon Dynamite and "Blades of Glory".)

Seth MacFarlane - 40  ( creator of "Family Guy" . . . and he does the voices of Peter, Stewie, Brian AND Quagmire.)

Keith Urban - 46  (Country super STUD star.  Nicole Kidman's dashing ex alcoholic husband.)

Natalie Merchant - 50  (Bitter singer.)

Cary Elwes - 51  (THE MAN IN BLACK from "The Princess Bride".  He also sawed his own foot off in the original "Saw" flick.)

 Dylan McDermott - 52  (Mantastic star from "The Practice".) ----->

Rita Wilson - 57  (Mrs. Tom Hanks.)

Keith Strickland - 60  (The B-52's guitarist.)

 Bootsy Collins - 62  (Parliament Funkadelic )

Pat Sajak - 67  (Here's Paul Rodriguez's impression of a Cholo playing "Wheel of Fortune":  "Yeah Pat, I'd like

to buy a vowel.  Could I have a 'K' please?"  Don't get mad at ME, moto.)

Bob Hoskins - 71  (Eddie in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?", Mario in "Super Mario Bros." AND Manuel Noriega in "Noriega:  God's Favorite".) 

Shelley Morrison - 77  (Karen's maid, Rosario, on "Will & Grace".  Shelley plays a lot of Hispanic roles, but she's actually a Sephardic Jew . . . and a SHOPLIFTER.)

 

 

ON THIS DAY.....

1881 - WYATT EARP and DOC HOLLIDAY faced the Clanton Gang in the infamous SHOOTOUT AT THE O.K. CORRAL.

1935 - Judy Garland, at the age of 12, sang on Wallace Berry's radio show on NBC. 

1949 - President Truman raised the MINIMUM WAGE from 40 cents to 75 CENTS AN HOUR.

1959 - The Everly Brothers announced that they are considering leaving their record label. 

1965 - The Beatles were awarded the MBE (Member of the British Empire) medals. 
 

1971 - Al Green's "Tired of Being Alone," his first hit, went gold.

1975 - "A Chorus Line" premiered. 

1975 - The American Medical Association endorsed use of the HEIMLICH MANEUVER, the technique developed by Dr. Henry Heimlich, to aid people choking on food.

1978 - The Police played their first U.S. show in Boston at the Rat Club.

1980 - Paul Kantner of Jefferson Starship suffers a brain hemorrhage during a recording session. After 15 days in the hospital he recovers fully. 

1981 - Queen and David Bowie record "Under Pressure" in Montreaux, Switzerland.

1984 - "The Terminator", starring ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, hit theaters.

1990 - Washington, D.C. MAYOR MARION BARRY was sentenced to six months in prison and fined $5,000 for his conviction on CRACK charges

1992 - Pearl Jam sets a new record for first week sales when the LP "Vs." sold 950,000 copies. 

1993 - Catholic churches in San Juan, Puerto Rico urge residents to tie black ribbons on trees to protest Madonna's first concert there. 

1994 - Roseanne Barr appeared on her TV show "Roseanne" dressed as Prince. 

1998 - Eros Ramazzotti released his "Eros Live" album. 

1998 - A U.S. federal judge refused to issue an injunction against the sale of MP3. The device is used to play music downloaded from the Internet. The Recording Industry Association of America had brought the case to court. 

1998 - Marilyn Manson began its Mechanical Animals tour in Kansas City, MO.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History October 24, 2013: Katy Perry - josh Henderson -

Josh Henderson - 32  (John Ross Ewing on the new "Dallas".)

Katy Perry (29) John Mayer's current piece

Ciara - 28  (The First Lady of Crunk & B. )

Pedro Martinez - 42  (New York Mets pitcher.)

Adam Goldberg - 43  (WAS Mike Newhouse in "Dazed and Confused".  He also played Richard Sol in "A Beautiful Mind" AND the title character in a movie you never saw called "The Hebrew Hammer".  He also played Nick Rubinstein, the sleazy, spoiled, rich producer of Vince and E's movie "Medellin".)

Chely Wright - 43  (Lesbian Country singer)

SPEECH  - 45  (Arrested Development.)

Keisha - 47  (Pornographic prostitute who's starred in about 294 fine films, including . . . "Fatal Erection", "Ali Boobie &The 40 D's", "The Long Ranger" . . . AND "The Fist, The Whole Fist And Nothing But The Fist".)

Chad Smith - 52  (Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer.)

 Christina Amphlett - 54  (Divinyls' inger.  "I Touch Myself".  )

 Nancy Cartwright - 56  (The voice of Bart Simpson )

Glenn Tipton - 66  (Judas Priest guitarist.)

"TAFFY" DANOFF!!! - 69  (Starland Vocal Band. "Afternoon Delight"???  )

Jon Anderson - 69  (Lead singer in Yes.)

James Carville - 69  (Looks like a snake.  )

 HELEN REDDY - 72  ("I Am Woman".)

Bobby Knight - 73  (Retired college basketball anger-ball.)

MARION ROSS - 85  (Mrs. "C".  Marion Cunningham on "Happy Days".)
  BILLY BARTY - (1924 - 2000)  (The most famous midget ever!)

John Matuszak - (1950 - 1989)  (Ex-football player turned actor.  He was Sloth in "Goonies", Killjoy in "The Ice Pirates" and, as if that weren't enough, Tonda in the RINGO STARR comedy spectacular "Caveman".)  (--Died of heart failure at the age of 38.  DON'T TAKE STEROIDS!!!)

Minnie Pearl - (1912 - 1996)  (Country legend.  Real name:  Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon.)

Pablo Picasso - (1881 - 1973)  (Tight quote:  "My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general.  If you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope.'  Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.")

ON THIS DAY...in History

1825 - Composer Johann II Strauss was born.

1838 - Composer Georges Alexandre-Cesar-Leopold Bizet was born. He is best remembered for his opera "Carmen."

1955 - The FIRST MICROWAVE OVEN was sold. . . by Tappan.  It cost $1,200. . . but it could cook bacon in 90 seconds.

1864 - Composer Alexander Tikhonovich Gretchaninov was born.

1960 - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards accidentally met on a train. They had known each other previously from school.

1964 - The Rolling Stones made their first appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show." 1969 - "Ummagumma" was released by Pink Floyd.

1973 - John Lennon sued the U.S. government claiming that his fight against deportation was prejudiced by U.S. officials. 

1980 - THE POPE said divorced Catholics who remarry can only receive communion if they ABSTAIN FROM SEX. 

1988 - Chico and Bobby DeBarge were convicted of trafficking cocaine inMichigan.

1991 - Bill Graham, concert promoter, was killed in a helicopter crash.

1992 - TINY TIM'S UKULELE WAS STOLEN from a Des Moines, Iowa, hotel lobby. Unfortunately, it was found a few hours later in a trash bin.

1994 - The Madonna album "Bedtime Stories" was released. 1995 - The musical "Victor/Victoria" opened.

1994 -the Daughter of Satan, SUSAN SMITH of Union, South Carolina, claimed that a black carjacker had driven off with her two sons.  She later confessed to DROWNING HER CHILDREN in a lake, and was convicted of murder.

1995 - Cliff Richard received a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II.

2002 - In Bloomfield, MI, an $800,000 house owned by Aretha Franklin burned down. Franklin had not lived in the house in two years.

2006 - On the Oprah Winfrey show, an interview with Madonna aired. Madonnna discussed her adoption of an 18-month old boy from Malawi in the 30-minute interview.

2010 - Sony discontinued the production of the original cassette Walkman.

What would Jesus Redecorate? Catholic Bishop Suspended for spending 43 million on Decorating

The Vatican has suspended a German bishop for spending millions of dollars of church money on a lavish house refurbishment. Apparently, his defense of “What would Jesus redecorate?” didn’t fly.

STORY HERE