Harry Hamlin - 62 ("Dancing with the Stars" hunk that your parents would know best as Michael Kuzak on "L.A. Law". (He's married to LISA RINNA, and has probably felt those puffed lips of hers in all his most naughty areas. .)
Matthew Morrison (35) GLEE'S Mr. Shuester!!
Ivanka Trump - 32 (Donald Trump's daughter fame whore and what does she do really?.)
Nia Long - 43 (Sherry in "Big Momma's House 1 & 2" and Nina Mosley in "Love Jones". Whitey would know her best as Will's girlfriend Lisa on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".)
SNOW!!! - 45 (Honky Canadian rapper )
Gavin Rossdale - 48 (Gets to schtupp Gwen Stefani ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)
Henry Winkler - 68 (He'll always be Arthur Fonzarelli On "Happy Days".
Kevin Pollak - 56 (One of those truly amazing under-the-radar actors. "A Few Good Men", "Grumpy Old Men", "The Usual Suspects", "The Whole Nine Yards", "The Wedding Planner" AND "Juwanna Mann".)
T. Graham Brown - 59 (Country singer. Biggest hit: 1988's "Darlene".)
Otis Williams - 72 (Co-founder of The Temptations.)
Grace Slick - 74 (Jefferson Airplane . . . and Starship.)
DICK GAUTIER!!! - 82 (HYMIE THE ROBOT on "Get Smart"!!!) and CONRAD BIRDIE
Ruth Gordon 10/30/1896 - 8/28/1985 A fabulous Actress
ON THIS DAY........
1894 - SATAN HIMSELF . . . Daniel M. Cooper . . . PATENTED THE TIME CLOCK . . . and ever since then, wage-slaves everywhere have been forced to punch timecards to start their workdays for da Man.
1938 - ORSON WELLES made his infamous "War Of The Worlds" radio broadcast. Millions of listeners thought New Jersey was actually being invaded by aliens. One Pittsburgh woman was found with a bottle of poison saying she'd rather die that way.
(Orson Welles ended up with $750,000 in lawsuits filed against him.)
1945 - The U.S. government announced the end of SHOE RATIONING.
1970 - THE JACKSON 5 had the #1 record on both the Pop AND R&B charts . . . with "I'll Be There".
1970 - JIM MORRISON was sentenced to six months of hard labor and fined $500 for INDECENT EXPOSURE and . . . gasp! . . . PROFANITY at a concert in Miami.
(Jim's lawyers appealed the sentence, and Morrison died from a massive overdose of the black-tar H before his legal problems could get worked out.)
1974 - At the "RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE" in Kinshasa, Zaire, MUHAMMAD ALI unveiled his "ROPE-A-DOPE" strategy: He let GEORGE FOREMAN abuse his body for 8 rounds before coming back and knocking out the tired chubby to re-gain the Heavyweight Title.
1976 - CHICAGO started their second week atop the singles charts with the amazing monster jam "If You Leave Me Now".
1981 - "Halloween 2" was released . . . and we learned Michael Myers was stalking the well-chested JAMIE LEE CURTIS because she was his sister.(--Her character faked her death at the end of this movie, and they did four more sequels without her before she returned in 1998's "H20". Michael finally logged his big kill by finishing her off in 2002's "Halloween: Resurrection" . . . starring BUSTA RHYMES.)
1983 - The REVEREND JESSE JACKSON announced his plans to become the first black man to mount a full-scale campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination. But first, he mounted some side-action.
1990 - "Law & Order" debuted on NBC.
1993 - MEAT LOAF'S album "Bat Out Of Hell 2 - Back Into Hell" hit #1 on the charts, thanks to the international smash hit "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)".
1997 - R.E.M. announced that drummer BILL BERRY was leaving the group after 10 albums and 17 years. He suffered a brain aneurysm in March of 1995 during the band's "Monster" tour in Switzerland, but his departure reportedly wasn't due to that condition.
2000 - STEVE ALLEN, the creator and original host of "The Tonight Show", suffered a coronary after an auto accident and died in Encino, California, at the age of 78.
2002 - COREY FELDMAN married SUSIE SPRAGUEs. on "The Surreal Life". They read their stupid own cheesy vows . . . HUGH HEFNER'S girlfriends cried . . . I pumped my fist at the awesomenes
