Matt Dallas - 30 (He was "Kyle XY" ..he does have a belly button.)
Kim Kardashian 33..big ass talentless Reality Fame whore/porn star. If you're the one making her cake, remember . . .bitch likes it the same way she likes her men: Rich and chocolate
Jeremy Miller - 37 (was Hairless Ben on "Growing Pains".)
Saffron Burrows - 41 (was Lorraine on "Boston Legal".)
Ken Watanabe - 54 ("Memoirs of a Geisha" and "The Last Samurai".)
Steve Lukather - 56 (Toto guitarist.)
Carrie Fisher - 57 (PRINCESS LEIA. Classic "Star Wars" moment: As Luke Skywalker returns from destroying the Death Star, Leia welcomes him by shouting, "Luke!" And Luke, in turn, says, "Carrie!" True. She now a Weight loos spokeswoman
Catherine Hardwicke, Director ("Twilight"), turns 58
Charlotte Caffey - 61 (Saucy Go-Go's guitarist.)
Patti Davis - 61 (Ronnie and Nancy Reagan's VERY bad daughter.)
Judge Judy Sheindlin - 71 ("Judge Judy".)
Manfred Mann - 73 ("Do Wah Diddy" AND "Blinded by the Light".)
Edward "Whitey" Ford - 85 (Baseball Hall of Famer. He pitched 22 games in 11 World Series . . . and holds Series records for 10 wins and 94 strikeouts.)
Joyce Randolph - 89 (Trixie, Ed Norton's wife on "The Honeymooners".)
Tamara De Treaux - (1959 - 1990) (31-inch tall actress who played "E.T.".)
Alfred Bernhard Nobel - (1833 - 1896) (Established a fund for the Nobel Prizes. He made his fortune by inventing TNT. DY-NO-MITE.)
Dizzy Gillespie 10/21/1917 - 1/6/1993 American jazz musician
ON THIS DAY........1879 - THOMAS EDISON turned on the FIRST WORKING LIGHT BULB in Menlo Park, New Jersey. It burned out after 40 hours...you can sure it wasn't Westington house
1918 - MARGARET OWEN of New York City, set a TYPING SPEED RECORD on a manual typewriter: 170 WORDS PER MINUTE . . . with NOT A single error!!!
1961 - BOB DYLAN recorded his first album . . . called "Bob Dylan". It cost $400 to produce and it only took him a day to finish . . . obviously.
1972 - CURTIS MAYFIELD'S soundtrack from "Superfly", featuring "Freddie's Dead", hit #1 on the album charts!!!
1975 - "MY DING-A-LING" became CHUCK BERRY'S first #1 record.
1975 - In Game 6 of the World Series, in the bottom of the 12th inning, Boston Red Sox catching chubby CARLTON FISK hit a ball deep to left field and "willed" it fair for the game-winning home run. But the Cincinnati Reds beat the Red Sox in Game 7.
1992 - A report prepared for the LOS ANGELES POLICE commission made an amazing discovery . . . that the city was unprepared to handle the RIOTING that broke out the previous spring, and had responded INADEQUATELY.
1995 - The talented and selfish junkie SHANNON HOON of BLIND MELON died of a heroin overdose. THE DRAGON DON'T CHASE ITSELF!!!
2003 - FRED "RERUN" BERRY, of "What's Happening!" fame, died at 52.
2003 - Florida Governor JEB BUSH invoked the hastily passed "Terri's Law" and ordered that a feeding tube be reinserted into the brain-damaged TERRI SCHIAVO. (Her feeding tube was removed for the third and final time on March 18th, 2005. She died two weeks later, on March 31st.)
2003 - A guy named Kirk Jones became the FIRST PERSON TO SURVIVE GOING OVER NIAGARA FALLS WITHOUT SAFETY DEVICES. He was charged with illegally performing a stunt.
2005 - SADDAM HUSSEIN'S defense lawyer (a guy named Saadoun Sughaiyer al-Janabi) was found murdered in Baghdad with two gunshots to the head just two days after the trial began.
