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THAT'S ESTERTAINMENT- ENTERTAINMENT/POLITICAL NEWS without The fluff & BS! IN this Episode:Chris Brown might get his booty poked.. Kanye wants a fighter Jet fly for his fat ass bride to be. Some moron drops 100K to look like a lesbian. Snooki finally gets a dumped.
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Willow Smith - 12 (Every time she whips her hair back and forth, an angel loses it wings)
VANILLA ICE!!! - (Rob Van Winkle) 46 (The "Surreal Life 2"!!! Drafted the blueprint Kevin Federline is using to build his ladder to the PINNACLE OF HIP-HOP.) (He also did NOT sample Freddie Mercury and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" for his smash hit "Ice Ice Baby". There's a difference in the bassline!) His latest gig is remodeling houses on a show called "The Vanilla Ice Project", which is on the DIY Network
--Peter Jackson - 52 (Unkempt director of the "Lord of the Rings" movies and the pretty but pointless "King Kong" remake. His next flick is a movie version of the novel "The Lovely Bones". Right now he's PRODUCING a two-movie version of "The Hobbit" which will be directed by Guillermo del Toro.)
Eddie Kaye Thomas - 33 (Finch in the "American Pie" movies. was Jeff Woodcock in Brad Garrett's canceleed sitcom, "'Til Death".)
LINN BERGGREN!!! - 43 (Chick in ACE OF BASE!!! They reunited last year and are currently on a WORLD TOUR.)
Piper Perabo - 37 ("Coyote Ugly" Chick. . . who also plays the oldest daughter in the pointless"Cheaper by the Dozen" movies.)
Adam Horovitz - 47 (King Ad-Rock of the Beastie Boys.)
Annabella Lwin - 48 (Bow Wow Wow's singer. "I Want Candy".)
Darryl Worley - 48 (Country singer.)
Rob Schneider - 50 ("SNL" alumnus. "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo". And he WAS "The Animal".)
Mikkey Dee - 50 (Drummer in MOTÖRHEAD.)
Dermot Mulroney - 50 ("My Best Friend's Wedding" with Julia Roberts AND "The Wedding Date" with Debra Messing. He was married to "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" minx Catherine Keener, but now they're divorced.)
Larry Mullen Jr. - 52 (Drummer in U2.)
Brian Stokes Mitchell turns 56 years old today.
Xavier Roberts - 58 (He made a gazillion dollars inventing CABBAGE PATCH KIDS. Each doll is either hand signed or has his signature stamped on the left buttock.)
Jane Pauley - 64 (Former "Dateline NBC" anchor-minx.)
David Ogden Stiers - 70 (Major Charles Emerson Winchester the Third on "M*A*S*H" . . . and John Cusack's dad in the totally underrated '80s teen comedy "Better Off Dead"!!!)
Dan Rather - 82
Michael Collins - 83 (During Apollo 11, he stayed in the ship while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon. WEAK.)
Barbara Bel Geddes - Would have been 91 - (1922 - 2005) - (Sexy Miss Ellie on "Dallas".)
Bernard Edwards - (1952 - 1996) (Bassist in Chic. "Le Freak".)
Dale Evans - (1912 - 2001) (She was married at 14, a mother at 15 and divorced at 17. She later became Roy Rogers' co-star, then wife. She wrote Roy's theme song "Happy Trails to You" . . . AND "The Bible Tells Me So". She liked to get-it-on in the saddle.)
Michael Landon - (1936 - 1991) - ("Bonanza", "Little House on the Prairie" AND "I Was a Teenage Werewolf". Keeper of the manliest mane of hair in Hollywood history. (Real name: Eugene Maurice Orowitz.)
Brian Piccolo - (1943 - 1970) - (Chicago Bears running back who died of cancer in the middle of his career. The movie of the week about his life, "Brian's Song", made grown men cry all over the USA .and starred BILLY DEE WILLIAMS as Gale Sayers, Brian Piccolo's real-life roommate.)
John Candy - (1950 - 1994) (He was only 43 but very chubby. "Who's Harry Crumb" WILL one day be regarded as the classic that it is.)
Ethel Waters 10/31/1896 - 9/1/1977 American jazz and blues singer and film actress
ON THIS DAY......
34 A.D. - The Roman Catholic Church moved ALL HALLOWS' EVE to October 31st. The celebration had been established to honor the SAINTS.
1926 - HARRY HOUDINI found the one thing he couldn't escape . . . DEATH. He died in a Detroit hospital of gangrene and peritonitis, resulting from a ruptured appendix following a punch to the stomach.
1970 - LORETTA LYNN'S signature song, "Coal Miner's Daughter", first hit the charts.
1970 - MICHELLE PHILLIPS of the MAMAS & PAPAS got very high on the giggle-weed . . . and married DENNIS HOPPER. They divorced eight DAYS later.
1976 - "Carrie" was released . . . starring SISSY SPACEK as a deadly telekinetic teen.
1980 - BOW WOW WOW singer ANNABELLA LWIN celebrated her 15th birthday by playing a concert at London's Rainbow Theatre. On stage with her was a background singer known as LIEUTENANT LUSH . who went on to become our BOY GEORGE.
1986 - For the first time, Universal Studios opened at night so they could present Halloween Horror Night, which included appearances by Dracula, The Mummy, The Creature from the Black Lagoon . . . and RICK DEES!
1988 - DEBBIE GIBSON held a séance to contact LIBERACE and SID VICIOUS.
1992 - 350 years after GALILEO'S death, POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND formally proclaimed that the Roman Catholic Church had ERRED in condemning him for claiming that the Earth was NOT the center of the universe.
1993 - 23-year-old RIVER PHOENIX did himself a "speed-ball", collapsed, and died outside the Viper Room, a Hollywood club that was then-owned by JOHNNY DEPP.
1993 - TUPAC SHAKUR was arrested for allegedly shooting two off-duty Atlanta policemen during a late-night argument. The charges were dropped after witnesses testified that Tupac shot the cops in SELF-DEFENSE.
1998 - A genetic study was released, suggesting THOMAS JEFFERSON did in fact father at least one INTERRACIAL LOVE CHILD with his beautiful black slave SALLY HEMINGS.
1998 - KISS kicked off their "Psycho Circus" tour with a Halloween extravaganza in L.A. Their opening act was the SMASHING PUMPKINS. Since it was Halloween and all, the Pumpkins came dressed up as THE BEATLES. But better yet, KISS came as KISS. (The concert was also the first to be presented with a 3-D viewing screen. When KISS took the stage, mantastic singer PAUL STANLEY put his blossoming crotchal bulge up to the 3-D camera and said, "It looks bigger this way, don't it???"
2002 - ROB ZOMBIE married SHERI MOON, who had posed naked on the cover of his 1999 album "American Made Music to Strip By". (He cast her in his two "House of 1,000 Corpses" movies and in his "Halloween" remake. Today's their 6th wedding anniversary.)
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Harry Hamlin - 62 ("Dancing with the Stars" hunk that your parents would know best as Michael Kuzak on "L.A. Law". (He's married to LISA RINNA, and has probably felt those puffed lips of hers in all his most naughty areas. .)
Matthew Morrison (35) GLEE'S Mr. Shuester!!
Ivanka Trump - 32 (Donald Trump's daughter fame whore and what does she do really?.)
Nia Long - 43 (Sherry in "Big Momma's House 1 & 2" and Nina Mosley in "Love Jones". Whitey would know her best as Will's girlfriend Lisa on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".)
SNOW!!! - 45 (Honky Canadian rapper )
Gavin Rossdale - 48 (Gets to schtupp Gwen Stefani ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)
Henry Winkler - 68 (He'll always be Arthur Fonzarelli On "Happy Days".
Kevin Pollak - 56 (One of those truly amazing under-the-radar actors. "A Few Good Men", "Grumpy Old Men", "The Usual Suspects", "The Whole Nine Yards", "The Wedding Planner" AND "Juwanna Mann".)
T. Graham Brown - 59 (Country singer. Biggest hit: 1988's "Darlene".)
Otis Williams - 72 (Co-founder of The Temptations.)
Grace Slick - 74 (Jefferson Airplane . . . and Starship.)
DICK GAUTIER!!! - 82 (HYMIE THE ROBOT on "Get Smart"!!!) and CONRAD BIRDIE
Ruth Gordon 10/30/1896 - 8/28/1985 A fabulous Actress
ON THIS DAY........
1894 - SATAN HIMSELF . . . Daniel M. Cooper . . . PATENTED THE TIME CLOCK . . . and ever since then, wage-slaves everywhere have been forced to punch timecards to start their workdays for da Man.
1938 - ORSON WELLES made his infamous "War Of The Worlds" radio broadcast. Millions of listeners thought New Jersey was actually being invaded by aliens. One Pittsburgh woman was found with a bottle of poison saying she'd rather die that way.
(Orson Welles ended up with $750,000 in lawsuits filed against him.)
1945 - The U.S. government announced the end of SHOE RATIONING.
1970 - THE JACKSON 5 had the #1 record on both the Pop AND R&B charts . . . with "I'll Be There".
1970 - JIM MORRISON was sentenced to six months of hard labor and fined $500 for INDECENT EXPOSURE and . . . gasp! . . . PROFANITY at a concert in Miami.
(Jim's lawyers appealed the sentence, and Morrison died from a massive overdose of the black-tar H before his legal problems could get worked out.)
1974 - At the "RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE" in Kinshasa, Zaire, MUHAMMAD ALI unveiled his "ROPE-A-DOPE" strategy: He let GEORGE FOREMAN abuse his body for 8 rounds before coming back and knocking out the tired chubby to re-gain the Heavyweight Title.
1976 - CHICAGO started their second week atop the singles charts with the amazing monster jam "If You Leave Me Now".
1981 - "Halloween 2" was released . . . and we learned Michael Myers was stalking the well-chested JAMIE LEE CURTIS because she was his sister.(--Her character faked her death at the end of this movie, and they did four more sequels without her before she returned in 1998's "H20". Michael finally logged his big kill by finishing her off in 2002's "Halloween: Resurrection" . . . starring BUSTA RHYMES.)
1983 - The REVEREND JESSE JACKSON announced his plans to become the first black man to mount a full-scale campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination. But first, he mounted some side-action.
1990 - "Law & Order" debuted on NBC.
1993 - MEAT LOAF'S album "Bat Out Of Hell 2 - Back Into Hell" hit #1 on the charts, thanks to the international smash hit "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)".
1997 - R.E.M. announced that drummer BILL BERRY was leaving the group after 10 albums and 17 years. He suffered a brain aneurysm in March of 1995 during the band's "Monster" tour in Switzerland, but his departure reportedly wasn't due to that condition.
2000 - STEVE ALLEN, the creator and original host of "The Tonight Show", suffered a coronary after an auto accident and died in Encino, California, at the age of 78.
2002 - COREY FELDMAN married SUSIE SPRAGUEs. on "The Surreal Life". They read their stupid own cheesy vows . . . HUGH HEFNER'S girlfriends cried . . . I pumped my fist at the awesomenes
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Joaquin Phoenix - 39 (the brother who DOESN'T do speedballs and die in pretentious Hollywood nightspots. He was nominated for an Oscar for his role as Johnny Cash in "Walk the Line" but had to settle for a Golden Globe.)
ELVIS MEDINA! - 39 (DOGHOUSESTAR!!!)
Justin Guarini - 35 (Interracial, afro-wearing "American Idol" runner-up.who is doing what?.)
Dayanara Torres - 39 (Former Miss Universe who used to nail Marc Anthony.)
Trista Rehn - 41 (No longer a "Bachelorette". Still obnoxious.)
Brad Paisley - 41 (Country star. He nails "Father of the Bride" star Kimberly Williams.)
Ben Harper - 44 (He interracially nails Laura Dern.)
Andy Richter - 47 (riding Conan's Shirt tails.. and Keeps getting cancelled on crap shows)
JULIA ROBERTS - 46
Andy Richter is 47 The trick is to get his lips off Conan O'Brien's ass long enough to blow out his candles.
Jami Gertz - 48 ("Still Standing" MILF who used to play Muffy on "Square Pegs".)
Lauren Holly - 51 (Jim Carrey's ex-wife in real life and the chick he fell for in "Dumb and Dumber". You also know her as Jenny Shepard on "NCIS". She was murdered at the end of last season . . . and it's a good thing too because she was truly annoying as hell.)
Daphne Zuniga - 51 (Former "Melrose Place" minx who now plays Sophia Bush's evil mother on "One Tree Hill". But to me she'll always be Princess Vespa in "Spaceballs".)
Bill Gates - 58 (His home covers about 66,000 square feet. All the floors are heated, including the DRIVEWAY. The swimming pool has massive speakers in it so you can hear your favorite music under water.) (His wife's clothes are hung on a revolving dry cleaner-type rack stretching 42 feet. The rare paintings hung in his home are worth $100 MILLION by themselves.
ANNIE POTTS - 61 (Former "Designing Women" spinner.)
Bruce Jenner - 64 (Olympic gold medalist and STAR OF "CHiPs". When en fuego Erik Estrada was in a salary dispute, Bruce was brought in as Officer Steve McLeish. Sadly, he and Ponch never got to ride side-by-side --Bruce is fame whore shill Kim Kardashian's stepfather . . . plus he walks around looking all bewildered and henpecked on their E! reality show, If you don't recognize that name, he's one of the Kardashian family's many leather accessories..)
Dennis Franz - 69 (Famous for showing his "NYPD Blue" buttocks.)
CHARLIE DANIELS - 77 (Genius who gave us "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".)
ON THIS DAY...... 1636 - HARVARD College was founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
1886 - The STATUE OF LIBERTY was unveiled. President Grover Cleveland formally dedicated the 225-ton, 152-foot tall gift from the snooty [slash] stinky people of France in New York Harbor.
1929 - The FIRST CHILD BORN ON AN AIRPLANE was delivered over Miami.
1961 - Record store owner BRIAN EPSTEIN received a request from a customer for a song called "My Bonnie" from an obscure new group called the BEATLES. He'd never heard of them but he soon became their manager.
1981 - The LOS ANGELES DODGERS beat the NEW YORK YANKEES in six games to win the WORLD SERIES. --The Dodgers were carried on the chubby shoulders of one FERNANDO VALENZUELA . . . and one PEDRO GUERRERO!!! It was NOT a peen-chee!!! (???)
1986 - Moron psycho bible thumping Evangelist PAT ROBERTSON warned parents against the DANGERS OF HALLOWEEN. Quote: "We ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children dressing up like witches? They are acting out Satanic rituals."
1996 - RICHARD JEWELL, the delicious chubby cleared of committing the Olympic park bombing, held a news conference in Atlanta in which he thanked his mother for standing by him and lashed out at reporters and investigators who had depicted him as the bomber!!!
2004 - DAVID HASSELHOFF lost his license because of a DUI.
2004 - BILL O'REILLY reached some kind of undisclosed settlement with his accuser, "O'Reilly Factor" producer Andrea Mackris.
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When Six men in Polyester suits get together and call themselves FRUITS..ya just gotta wonder.... how many Closed minded southern Baptists bought this album?
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