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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History September 26, 2013:Jim Caviezel -SERENA WILLIAMS - OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN

SERENA WILLIAMS!!! - 32  (  TENNIS chick.)

Christina Milian - 32  (Singer, and the star or "Be Cool" and "Man of the House".)

Jim Caviezel - 45  (He played "Catch" in J-Lo's "Angel Eyes" and he WAS "The Count of Monte Cristo".  He's also Jesus in Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ".)

MELISSA SUE ANDERSON!!! - 51 (Mary on "Little House On The Prairie" . . . and Ginny in the 1981 slasher classic "Happy Birthday to Me"

Linda Hamilton - 57  (Star of "Terminator 1 & 2".  James Cameron used to schtupp her.)

Carlene Carter - 58  (Country singer.  She's June Carter's daughter and Johnny Cash's stepdaughter.  Remember the #3 smashes "I Fell In Love", "Come On Back" and "Every Little Thing"?  Me neither.)

OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN!!! - 65  (Her boyfriend faked his death by disappearing at sea during an overnight fishing trip.  She's married to some other guy now.)
Bryan Ferry - 66  (Roxy Music)

Anne Robinson - 68  (Over.  She WAS "The Weakest Link".)

Kent McCord - 71  (Officer Jim Reed on "Adam 12".)

Donna Douglas - 80  ( Elly May Clampett of "The Beverly Hillbillies".)

Jack LaLanne - woulda been 99 (1914 - 2011) (Old-school fitness guru who could kick your ass.  His son is also a superstar POOL BOY to the stars.)  (True.)  (http://www.jacklalanne.com/)

Marty Robbins - (1925 - 1982)  (Country legend.  "El Paso" RULES.)

Shannon Hoon - (1967 - 1995)  (Brilliant lead singer of Blind Melon and idiot shooter of heroin.)

1960 - The FIRST TELEVISED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE took place in Chicago, between JOHN F. KENNEDY and a sweaty RICHARD NIXON.

1962 - "The Beverly Hillbillies" debuted on CBS.  It was the #1 show on TV during its first two seasons.  (Granny and Jed are both dead, but Jethro and Elly May are still around.  Donna "Elly May" Douglas is 78 . . . and Max "Jethro" Baer is 73.)

1964 - "Gilligan's Island" debuted on CBS.  (Only three of the seven original castaways are still with us:  Russell "The Professor" Johnson, Tina "Ginger" Louise and Dawn "Mary Ann" Wells.  Dawn's 72 . . . Tina's 77 . . . and the Professor is 86.)

1964 - THE KINKS released the smash "You Really Got Me".

1968 - "Hawaii Five-O" debuted on CBS.  The original, obviously, not the one with Scott Caan and the Asian guy from "Lost".

1969 - "The Brady Bunch" debuted on ABC.

1970 - "Rubber Duckie", by Ernie from "Sesame Street", peaked at #16 on the pop singles chart.

1975 - "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" opened in theaters.

1981 - The albums "Private Eyes" by HALL & OATES and "Beauty & The Beat" by the very sexy GO-GO'S both entered the chart.

1982 - "Knight Rider", starring DAVID HASSELHOFF, debuted on NBC. 

1985 - SHAMU was born at Sea World in Orlando, Florida . . . becoming the first "killer whale" to survive being born in captivity.

1986 - BOBBY EWING returned from the dead on "Dallas" . . . because all the events from the previous season were a big dream.

1986 - "Crocodile Dundee" was released, starring the still-relevant master thespian PAUL HOGAN!

1990 - The Motion Picture Association of America announced the debut of the NC-17 rating to replace the naughty-sounding X ratings.

1995 - Shirtless Rollerblader (slash) Future Bad Pilot JOHN-JOHN KENNEDY officially added Publisher to his many titles, as his "George" magazine first hit newsstands.

1998 - "Martial Law", with International Superstar SAMMO HUNG, premiered on CBS.

1999 - Formerly naughty Miss America VANESSA WILLIAMS married her second husband, L.A. Lakers star RICK FOX.  They're divorced . . . but Rick got to nail her again . . . on "Ugly Betty".  (--In real life, Rick now gives it interracially to the very sexy Eliza Dushku.)

2000 - RICHARD MULLIGAN (brilliant Burt on "Soap" and Dr. Harry Weston on "Empty Nest") died of cancer at the age of 67.

2003 - ROBERT PALMER died of a heart attack in Paris, France.  He was only 54.

2005 - A jury found BEANIE SIGEL NOT GUILTY of attempted murder.  He was accused of shooting a man outside of a strip club in Philadelphia in 2003.  (--His first trial for this attempted murder charge ended in a MISTRIAL, when the jury deadlocked.)

2005 - LYNNDIE ENGLAND was convicted of one count of conspiracy, four counts of maltreating detainees and one count of committing an indecent act for her role in the ABU GHRAIB prisoner abuse.  She was later sentenced to three years in prison.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History September 25, 2013: michael Douglas- Barbara Walters- Hal Sparks

Michael Douglas - 69  (Admitted Sex Addict.)

Catherine Zeta-Jones - 44  (Gets schtupped by an Admitted Sex Addict.)

Chris Owen - 33  (The Shermanator in the "American Pie" movies.)

T.I. -33  ( young urban troubadour.)

Joel Moore - 39  (Owen Dittman in "Dodgeball", J.P. in "Grandma's Boy", and Norm Spellman in "Avatar".)

Bridgette Wilson - 41  (Veronica Vaughn in "Billy Madison" and the bridewhofoolishly hires J-Lo in "The Wedding Planner".  By the way, tennis starPete Sampras gets toschtupp her . . . ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

Hal Sparks - 44  (Funny ass  comedian who used to host "Talk Soup" . . . and was also in those VH1 "I Love The . . ." series. then got naked with menz in Queer as folk)

Will Smith - 45  (Gazillionaire movei star with a lot of questions marks about his personal life.)

Scottie Pippen - 48  (possibly the ugliest man in NBA history.)

Aida Turturro - 51  (She WAS Janice Soprano, Tony's sister, on "The Sopranos".)

Heather Locklear - 52  (The fool who let SCOTT BAIO get away.  She traded Chachi for Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora, and we all know how THAT worked out.)

Michael Madsen - 55  (Character actor who plays a bad-ass in a lot of Quentin

Tarantino movies.  He was Mr. Blonde, the guy who had the sadistic torture scene, in "Reservoir Dogs" . . . and part of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad in "Kill Bill".)

ANSON WILLIAMS!!! - 64  (Potsie on "Happy Days)

MARK HAMILL!!! - 62  (Luke Skywalker. 

These days he's doing voices for various animated characters on The Cartoon Network.)  (True.)

CHERYL TIEGS!!! - 66  Sexy model.) 

"Mean" Joe Greene - 67  (Pittsburgh Steelers legend.)

Barbara Walters - 84  ("The View's" head BACKSTABBER and slowly going senile.)

Christopher Reeve - Would have been 60  (1952 - 2004)

 

1890 - For some reason, Mormon president Wilford Woodruff issued a manifesto BANNING POLYGAMY for randy Mormons.  (ATTICA!!!)

1926 - HENRY FORD established the 8-HOUR-A-DAY, 5-DAY WORK WEEK.

1970 - "The Partridge Family" debuted on ABC.

1980 - JOHN BONHAM (--the legendary drummer for LED ZEPPELIN) died in bed after a drinking binge in which he downed 40 shots of vodka.  Bonham suffocated on his own vomit.  He was only 32.

1987 - "The Princess Bride" was released.  I miss ANDRE THE GIANT.  He WAS the Brute Squad.  (???)

1990 - DAVE GROHL joined NIRVANA.  Now he's still kicking ass with the awesome FOO FIGHTERS. 

1995 - MARIAH CAREY'S single, "Fantasy" debuted at # 1 on the Billboard Hot 100.  It was only the second time that had ever been done, and the first time by a female artist.

1997 - GARTH BROOKS was named the CMA Entertainer of the Year . . . for the third time.

1997 - NAUGHTY MARV ALBERT pleaded guilty to assault and battery for biting the luscious back of a not-so-submissive minx.

2005 - "Get Smart" superstar DON ADAMS passed away at the age of 82.

 

 

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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History September 24, 2013:Nia Vardalos - Kevin Sorbo - Justin Bruening

   Jessica Lucas - 28  (Lilly in "Cloverfield" and one of the teachers on "Melrose Place".)

Justin Bruening - 34  (The guy who starred in that now-defunct Gawd Awful "Knight Rider" reboot.)

  Stephanie McMahon - 37  (The WWE's Billion-Dollar Princess.)

Nia Vardalos- 51  (Writer and star of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".)

Kevin Sorbo - 55  ("Hercules" AND the Captain on Gene Roddenberry's "Andromeda".)

Gordon Clapp - 65  (Greg Medovoy from "NYPD Blue".)

Lou Dobbs, News anchor, turns 68.. racist bigot who hates Latin people

  Audra Lindley - (1918 - 1997)  (Mrs. Roper on "Three's Company".)

Jim Henson - (1936 - 1990)  ("Muppets" genius.)

Linda McCartney - (1941 - 1998)  (Wings and the BEST Mrs. Paul McCartney) 

Phil Hartman - (1948 - 1998)  Genius. Andy Dick is responsible for his death, because he re-introduced Phil's crazy wife, Brynn, to cocaine after she'd quit . . . then she went on to MURDER Phil and take her own life.-That's why Jon Lovitz administered a good old-fashioned thrashing to Andy at a comedy club three summers ago.  And he'll do it again if he gets the chance.)

Jim McKay - Would have been 91 - (1921 - 2008)  (Sportscaster.)

F. Scott Fitzgerald - (1896 - 1940)  (Author of "The Great Gatsby". Which is getting remade again with leonardo Dicaprio)

1869    Financiers Jay Gould and James Fisk tried to corner the gold market, sending Wall Street into a panic and leaving thousands of investors in financial ruin.

1896    Author F. Scott Fitzgerald was born in St. Paul, Minn.

1934 - BABE RUTH played his last game with the New York Yankees.  The Boston Red Sox beat them 5-0.

1955 - Judy Garland made her TV debut on the "Ford Star Jubilee" on CBS.

1957    The Brooklyn Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field before moving to Los Angeles for the next season.

1968    "60 Minutes" premiered on CBS.HARRY REASONER and MIKE WALLACE hosted the debut of "60 Minutes".  It is now the longest-running TV newsmagazine in history

1969    A trial began for the "Chicago Eight," who were accused of inciting riots at the 1968 Democratic national convention.

1976    Newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst was sentenced to seven years in prison for her part in a 1974 bank robbery.

1977 - "The Love Boat" debuted on ABC-TV. The theme song was sung by Jack Jones and was written by Paul Williams and Charles Fox.

1982 - Prince's "1999" single was released.

1984 - Neil Hamilton, who played Commissioner Gordon on the CLASSIC "Batman" TV series in the 1960s

1991 - DR. SEUSS (Theodor Seuss Geisel) died of cancer at 87.  He never had any kids of his own . . . and his first book was rejected by over 20 publ

1991    The album "Nevermind" by Nirvana was released.

1996    The world's major nuclear powers signed a treaty to end all testing and development of nuclear weapons.

1998    Redesigned $20 bills meant to be harder to counterfeit went into circulation.

2005 - DEMI MOORE and ASHTON KUTCHER were secretly married.

2005 - HURRICANE RITA hit the Gulf Coast . . . flooding part of New Orleans for the second time in a month and a half.

2007    United Auto Workers walked off the job at GM plants in the first nationwide strike during auto contract negotiations since 1976. (A tentative pact ended the walkout two days later.)

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History September 23, 2013: Bruce Springsteen- Jason Alexander -Julio Iglesias

Anthony Mackie - 34  (Papa Doc in "8 Mile", Tupac in "Notorious", Sergeant Sanborn in "The Hurt Locker", and Abe Lincoln's sidekick in "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter".)

Jermaine Dupri - 41  (Young urban mogul AND the man who discovered KRIS KROSS.  He used to get to nail Janet Jackson any time he wanted to . . . but he let that slip away.)

Chi McBride - 53  (who played Principal Harper on "Boston Public" AND the "wise" dishwasher in "Waiting". Was most recently on "Human Target".)

Jason Alexander - 54  (George Costanza on "Seinfeld" and he WAS "Bob Patterson".  His most recent attempt at post-"Seinfeld" success, the CBS sitcom, "Listen Up", was cancelled after just one season.

Bruce Springsteen - 64 The Boss

Mary Kay Place 65 Actress

  Paul Petersen 67 Actor ("The Donna Reed Show")

Julio Iglesias- 70  Master Spanish Swordsman and his Latin seed gave us Enrique Iglesias.)

Mickey Rooney - 93. one of the last MGM stars. Your snotty il spoiled kids prolly know him as a retiring guard in Night at the museums... the trainer in "The Black Stallion", or the voice of Santa in "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" and "The Year Without a Santa Claus".

RAY CHARLES - Would have been 82  (1930 - 2004)  ("THE GENIUS")  (Only the creator of soul music.  He died of liver failure.)

1642 - HARVARD held its first commencement ceremony.

1779 - The American warship, "Bonhomme Richard", commanded by JOHN PAUL JONES, defeated the "HMS Serapis" during the Revolutionary War.  During the battle Jones said his famous quote:  "I have NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!"  

1879 - Richard Rhodes of River Park, Illinois, patented THE FIRST HEARING AID.  The device looked like a fan, and it was held against the TEETH.

1908 - The term "BONEHEAD" was first used . . . to describe New York Giants baseball player Fred Merkle, who failed to touch first base after his teammate scored the game-winning run on his hit.  The slip-up cost the Giants the pennant and became known as "Merkle's Boner."

1938 - A TIME CAPSULE, TO BE OPENED IN THE YEAR 6939, was buried on the grounds of the World's Fair in New York City!!!

1969 - "The London Daily Mirror" started the "PAUL MCCARTNEY IS DEAD" rumor. 

1992 - MANON RHEAUME became the first woman to play in a major professional team sport.  As goalie for the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING, she gave up 2 goals in 20 minutes, and Tampa Bay lost to St. Louis 6-4 in an NHL exhibition game.

1994 - "The Shawshank Redemption" was released.  You see it on TNT nightly.

1997 - The Senate Finance Committee opened hearings into reports of alleged ABUSES BY THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!!!