Lea Michell - 27 (Thinks she is THE star of "Glee". She plays Rachel
John Hensley - 36 (was Matt, the rebellious son, on "Nip/Tuck". He's actually onl y 12 years younger than Joely Richardson, who played his MILF on the show.)
Carla Gugino - 42 (The MILF from "Spy Kids" and Vincent Chase's sexy agent on "Entourage", after Ari was fired.)
Rebecca De Mornay - 54 (Embarrassed daughter of Bat shit crazy TV talk show host Wally George. She changed her last name so she wouldn't be connected to him. You know her best as the hot bitch from "Risky Business" and the psychotic nanny from "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle".)
Robin Leach - 72 ("Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" he had a little too much caviar!)
Joel Schumacher - 74 (Director of "Batman & Robin" starring George Clooney, "Batman Forever" starring Val Kilmer, and "St. Elmo's Fire".)
Elliott Gould - 75 (Ross and Monica's dad on "Friends". He used to Schtupp Barbra Streisand. They have a gay son named Jason Gould.)
John McCain - 77 (Senile old coot who should fuckin retire already. What does he put in his oatmeal every monirng?)
William Friedkin, Director, turns 78
Richard Attenborough - 90 (The rich old man who made the dinosaurs in the "Jurassic Park" movies. He also directed "Gandhi".)
MICHAEL JACKSON - Would have been 55 - (1958 - 2009) Nothing much has changed since Michael died. He still makes the most money in his family, and everyone else is still begging for a piece of it.)
ISABEL SANFORD!!! - (1917 - 2004) (Weezy on "The Jeffersons".)
Ingrid Bergman - (1915 - 1982) 1/2 of "Casablanca". She was also Isabella Rossellini's mom.)
Charlie Parker - (1920 - 1955) (Black jazz legend. Hooked on the black tar H. LOVED DA WHITE WOMEN.) (--True.)
Wendell Scott - (1921 - 1990) (The first black NASCAR driver and still the only black driver to EVER win a Winston Cup race, which he did in 1963. The honky holding the checkered flag wouldn't wave it until the White Devil in second place crossed the finish line. Wendell didn't get his trophy or recognition until a MONTH after he won the race.)
1533 The last Incan king, Atahualpa, was murdered on orders from Spanish conqueror Francisco Pizarro.
1632 English philosopher John Locke was born in Somerset.
1877 Brigham Young, the second president of the Mormon Church, died in Salt Lake City at age 76.
1944 American troops marched down the Champs Elysees in Paris as the French capital continued to celebrate its liberation from the Nazis.
1957 Sen. Strom Thurmond, D-S.C., ended the longest filibuster in Senate history after talking for 24 hours, 18 minutes against a civil rights bill.
1958 Pop singer Michael Jackson was born in Gary, Ind.
1965 Gemini 5, carrying astronauts Gordon Cooper and Charles "Pete" Conrad, splashed down in the Atlantic after eight days in space.
1966 The Beatles performed their last concert, at Candlestick Park in San Francisco.
1996 President Bill Clinton's chief political strategist, Dick Morris, resigned amid a scandal over his relationship with a prostitute.
2000 Pope John Paul II endorsed organ donation and adult stem cell study but condemned human cloning and embryo experiments.
2008 Republican John McCain picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice-presidential running mate.
2009 Funeral services were held in Boston for Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, who was eulogized by President Barack Obama; hours later, Kennedy's remains were buried at Arlington National Cemetery outside Washington.
