Monday nights will never be the same.....
Duffy - 29 (British chick whose song "Mercy" has been on "Grey's Anatomy", "ER" and "Smallville" as well as on the soundtrack to the "Sex and the City" movie. yeah yeah yeah)
Melissa Rauch - 33 (Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory".
Jason Mraz - 36 (His hit, "The Remedy (I Won't Worry)", is about his friend's cancer. also wrote I"M YOURS)
K.T. Tunstall - 38 (Scottish chick who sings "Suddenly I See" and "Black Horse &
the Cherry Tree".)
Selma Blair - 41 (Brunette chick who shared a lesbian kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar in "Cruel Intentions". She IS Liz Sherman in "Hellboy" and the sequel, "Hellboy 2: The Golden Army". She also starred on the one-season wonder, "Kath & Kim"andddd she's on Charlie Sheen's FX show "Anger Management")
Martin Klebba - 44 (Jack Sparrow's dwarf/midget/little person crew member Marty in the first three "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies.)
CHICO DEBARGE!!! - 47
Joss Whedon - 49 (Creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel", He's currently working on the screenplay for the upcoming "Avengers" movie.)
Frances McDormand - 56 (Won a Best Actress Oscar as Sheriff Marge Gunderson in "Fargo". She was also the mom in "Almost Famous". JOEL COEN, of the writer-director team of Joel and ETHAN COEN, gets to schtupp her any time he wants to.)
Randy Jackson - 57 Record producer [slash] "American Idol" judge.and lukcy bastard. What does he really do?
Glenn Danzig - 58 (Lead singer of the Misfits and Danzig. Remember that CLASSIC video of him getting punched out by a random guy in a no-name band a couple years ago??? Here it is again . . .)
Clarence Thomas - 65 (Extremely EVIL CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court justice who loves da White bitches.)
Ted Shackelford - 67 (Gary Ewing on "Knots Landing".)
June Carter Cash - Would have been 84 - (1929 - 2003) (Country legend, first with the Carter Family, then as wife to Johnny Cash.)
1846 - Antoine Joseph Sax received a patent for the SAXOPHONE.
1860 - The U.S. Secret Service was created to arrest counterfeiters.
1868 - Wisconsin journalist and Senator Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for a magical invention he called the "TYPE-WRITER".
1972 - U.S. President Nixon and White House chief of staff H.R. Haldeman discussed a plan to use the CIA to obstruct the FBI's Watergate investigation
1987 - ALICE COOPER broke six ribs when he fell off the stage during a concert in Vancouver.
1987 - The talent that is TIFFANY began her famous "Shopping Mall Tour" at the Bergen mall in Paramus, New Jersey.
1989 - The Supreme Court refused to shut down the so-called "DIAL-A-PORN" industry, ruling that Congress had gone too far in passing a law banning all sexually-oriented phone message services.
1989 - Those edgy bad boys known as NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK were nearly thrown out of a hotel in Anaheim, California, after they were caught throwing BALLOONS FILLED WITH KOOL-AID AT HOTEL GUESTS.
1989 - The movie "Batman" was released nationwide.
1992 John Gotti, convicted of racketeering charges, was sentenced in New York to life in prison. he's dead now.
1993 - LORENA BOBBITT cut off her husband's penis after he allegedly raped her.(JOHN BOBBITT was later acquitted of marital sexual assault; Lorena Bobbitt was later acquitted of malicious wounding by reason of insanity.)
1997 - Civil rights activist BETTY SHABAZZ, the widow of MALCOLM X, died in New York from burns suffered in a fire set by her 12-year-old grandson. She was 61 years old.
2005 Former Ku Klux Klansman Edgar Ray Killen was sentenced to 60 years in prison for the 1964 Mississippi slayings of three civil rights workers.
2006 - AARON SPELLING who was responsible for such shows as "Charlie's Angels", "Starsky & Hutch", "The Love Boat", "Fantasy Island", "Melrose Place" and "Beverly Hiills 90210" died after having a stroke at the age of 83. he left us TOri..ughh!
2009 - ED MCMAHON died at the age of 86.
2010 Following Gen. Stanley McChrystal's criticism of the Obama administration in a Rolling Stone magazine profile, President Barack Obama named Gen. David Petraeus to replace the Afghanistan commander.