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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History June 30, 2013: Michael Phelps - Mike tyson - Nancy Dussault

Michael Phelps - 28  (U.S. Olympic swimmer who loves the reefer . .and Asian poon . just LOVES IT!!!)

Fantasia (a.k.a. Fantasia Barrino) - 29  (was your third American Idol. and even got a TV movie about her life  .)

Matisyahu - 35  (Hasidic Jew-turned-reggae superstar.)

Monica Potter - 42  ( from "Along Came a Spider", "Patch Adams", "Saw" and the first couple of seasons of "Boston Legal".)

  Brian Bloom - 43  (Blue-eyed soap-opera-twink-turned-delicious-prisoner #01B784  Ronnie Barlog on  HBO's  "Oz".YUM..and more yum  )
 
Phil Anselmo - 44  (Pantera's lead singer.  Rest in peace Dimebag Darrell. )

Mike Tyson - 47  (Tattooed rapist.and star of THE HANGOVER)

  Vincent D'Onofrio - 54  ("Law & Order:  Criminal Intent"  superstar who was also Private Pyle in "Full Metal Jacket".)

David Alan Grier - 58(Clown-ass.)  (--He WAS Karate Man, sidekick to Blankman!!!) 

Nancy Dussault - 76  (Muriel Rush on "Too Close For Comfort", starring ted knight and a good friend)

Lena H orne - would have been 96  (Coco-licious singer of the old-school.)

Florence Ballard - (1943 - 1976)  (One of the original Supremes.  She was eventually fired and wound up on welfare before she died.)

Harry Blackstone, Jr. 6/30/1934 - 5/14/1997 American magician and illusionist

1859 - Five thousand people gathered to watch Frenchman Charles Blondin walk across NIAGARA FALLS on a TIGHTROPE.  It took him only five minutes.  Later, he crossed blindfolded on stilts, pushing a wheelbarrow, and while carrying a strange man on his back!

1899 - Charles Murphy became the first person to reach 60 MPH ON A BIKE.

1936 - Margaret Mitchell's classic novel, "Gone With The Wind", was published.

1975 - CHER and GREGG ALLMAN were married only four days after Cher divorced SONNY BONO.  Cher and Gregg Allman split up nine days later, before eventually getting back together.  Sonny skied into a tree and died 23 years later.

1976 - Police raided NEIL DIAMOND'S home.  They didn't find enough marijuana for an arrest, but left with some free albums.

1977 - GENE SIMMONS authorized the first KISS COMIC BOOK.  It sold 500,000 copies. Did you know:  The red ink was mixed with small amounts of blood from each group member.

1986 - In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that states COULD OUTLAW HOMOSEXUAL ACTS between consenting adults.  That ruling was overturned in 2003 when the court decided that what you do in the privacy of your lover's HOO HAA is YOUR business.

1988 - PRESIDENT REAGAN instituted random drug testing for all White House employees after three guards were suspended for off-duty use of the NOSE CANDY.

1993 - "SPANKY" MCFARLAND of the "Little Rascals" died in Texas, at 64.

1994 - STONE GOSSARD and JEFF AMENT of PEARL JAM testified at a congressional hearing concerning rising concert ticket prices.  EFF TICKETMASTER!!!

2001    Doctors implanted a dual-purpose pacemaker in Vice President Dick Cheney's chest..and sadly its still beating evil blood thur his veins

2005    Spain legalized gay marriage.

2006 - JESSICA SIMPSON divorced what was left of NICK LACHEY, after nearly four years of marriage.  Remember when we wondered what the hell Nick was doing with her???  Well, now that we know she's SEXUAL NAPALM, it all makes sense.

 

Ester Goldberg ON this day the Supreme court overturns DOMA and pisses off the Right Wingers

On this day in history, As THE LGBT community moves a giant step closer to full equality... Comedian Ester Goldberg reminds us of other great things that happend on this day..and the reaction of the right wing conservative idiots...

 

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Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History June 29, 2013: Gary Busey- Maria Conchita Alonso - Fred Grandy

Nicole Scherzinger - 35  (Gorgeous Hawaiian, Filipino, and Russian lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls.  Her mother was a professional hula dancer, you know.)

Melora Hardin - 46  (Sexy Jan on "The Office".)

Matthew Weiner, Producer, writer ("Mad Men," "The Sopranos"), turns 48

Sharon Lawrence - 51  (She used to be well-chested Assistant D.A. 
Sylvia Costas . . . Sipowicz's sweet babe on "NYPD Blue".)


Evelyn "Champagne" King!!! - 53  (Disco sensation who gave us 1977's "Shame".)


MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO!!! - 54  (You may remember her from Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Running Man" . . . or Sean Penn and Robert Duvall's "Colors" . . . or not at all. but I love her!) 

Fred Grandy - 65  (Gopher on "The Love Boat".)  (Sure, he played a loveable dope on the show, but Fred Grandy went on to serve FOUR terms in the U.S. House of Representatives . . . from 1987 to 1995.)

Richard Lewis, Comedian, turns 66

GARY BUSEY!!! - 69  (Might only have one nostril.  He used to love the Bolivian Marching Powder.  That was after he was a drummer for Kris Kristofferson and Willie Nelson.)

Little Eva - Would have been 70 - (1943 - 2003)  (Biggest Hit:  "The Loco-Motion".)

68 A.D. - SAINT PETER THE APOSTLE, the first Bishop of the Catholic Church, was crucified like his buddy and savior Jesus Christ, by the Roman Emperor Nero.  And as if this wasn't enough, SAINT PAUL was beheaded.  Have a nice day.

1940 - In an issue of "Batman Comics", DICK GRAYSON, a.k.a. "ROBIN", found himself orphaned after mobsters killed his family a circus high-wire team known as the Flying Graysons.  A Young Dick was adopted by the  BRUCE WAYNE.

1949 - The backward-racist-white government of South Africa enacted a ban against TABOO INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES. 

1955 - BILL HALEY & THE COMETS' "Rock Around the Clock" went to #1 and stayed there for SEVEN weeks.

1956 - ELVIS appeared on STEVE ALLEN'S variety show.  Dressed in a tux, Elvis was forced to sing "Hound Dog" to a basset hound sitting on a stool.

1956 - High jumper CHARLIE DUMAS leapt into the record books by becoming the first person EVER to jump seven feet clearing seven feet, 5/8 inches at the Los Angeles Olympic trials.

1963 - The first song written by JOHN LENNON AND PAUL MCCARTNEY made it to the Hot 100.  It was "From Me To You" performed by DEL SHANNON.

1967 - KEITH RICHARDS was found guilty of ALLOWING HIS PROPERTY TO BE USED FOR THE SMOKING OF REEFER.  He was fined and sentenced to one year in prison.ALSO, MICK JAGGER was found guilty of ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF THE "PEP" PILLS and was sentenced to three months in prison.  But because they were rich, influential, white rock stars, their sentences were suspended on appeal.

1967 - JAYNE MANSFIELD was killed when the car she was riding in slammed into the back of a semi-tractor trailer truck.  She was only 34.("Law & Order" star Mariska Hargitay is her daughter. In fact, 3-year-old Mariska, and her two brothers, were in the backseat of the car, but escaped the crash with only minor injuries.  Mariska has no memory of the accident. 

1978 - BOB CRANE . . . Hogan on "Hogan's Heroes" was found bludgeoned to death with a camera tripod in Scottsdale, Arizona.  He was 49.  He had sunk deep into the underground amateur pornography industry.  His murder is still unsolved.

1984 - "Conan the Destroyer", starring ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER as Conan flat-chested tigress GRACE JONES as Zula

1984 - The "Cannonball Run 2", starring Burt Reynolds  Dom DeLuise .Dean Martin . Jamie Farr .Telly Savalas .Jackie Chan .Tim Conway .Tony Danza . AND SAMMY DAVIS JR. AS FENDERBAUM, was released.

2003 Actress Katharine Hepburn died at age 96.

2007 The Apple iPhone went on sale.

2009 Financier Bernard Madoff received a 150-year sentence for his multibillion-dollar fraud.

2010 Talk show host Larry King announced he would step down from his CNN show in the autumn after 25 years on the air.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History June 28, 2013:JEFFREY MACK - MEL BROOKS- JOHN CUSACK -KATHY BATES

 

My friend JEFF MACK is OLD AS HELL TODAY

 

Kellie Pickler - 27 ( perky ass country singer and breast enhancement success story who came in 6th place on the fifth season of "American Idol"!!!)

Lacey Schwimmer - 25  ("Dancing with the Stars" minx.

Felicia Day - 34  ( red headed character actress who is now a name on the net .  She is the writer and star of the multiple award winning web series "The Guild".)

Tichina Arnold - 44  (Chris's mom on "Everybody Hates Chris".)

Danielle Brisebois - 44  (Archie's niece Stephanie on "All in the Family" and "Archie Bunker's Place". She got into music and went on to write and produce for such artists as Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken, Kylie Minogue and Carly Smithson.She wrote Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten")

John Cusack - 47  (Joan's less talented sexy younger brother.) 

Mary Stuart Masterson - 47  ("Some Kind of Wonderful", "Bed of Roses", "Benny & Joon" and "Fried Green Tomatoes".  AND she was Kate Brasher on all SIX episodes of "Kate Brasher"!!!)

John Elway - 53  (Denver Broncos legend.)

Kathy Bates - 65  (Superb actress who was the diabolical star of "Misery" and her  TV show HARRYS LAW got cancelled by  NBC)

CIA director and incoming defense secretary Leon Panetta turns 74 years old today.

Mel Brooks - 87  (Brilliant comedy Genius writer/director who gave us "Blazing Saddles", "Young Frankenstein", "History of the World:  Part One", "The Producers" AND "Spaceballs".)

 Pat Morita - Would have been 81 - (1932 - 2005)  (Mr. Miyagi in the "Karate Kid" movies AND Arnold on "Happy Days".)

Gilda Radner - (1946 - 1989)  ("SNL" superstar and Gene Wilder's wife.  Sadly, she died of the coochie cancer.)

Richard Rodgers 6/28/1902 - 12/30/1979 American composer of Broadway musica

King Henry the 8th - (1491 - 1547)

1914 - AUSTRIAN ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND and his wife, Sofia, were assassinated in Sarajevo by a Serb nationalist. . . triggering WORLD WAR ONE.

1919 - THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES was signed in France, officially ending WORLD WAR ONE.

1969 - CROSBY, STILLS & NASH'S self-titled album, containing the amazing "Suite:  Judy Blue Eyes" and "Marrakesh Express", first entered the charts.

1975 - David Bowie's "Fame" was released

1979 - The classic BILL MURRAY comedy "Meatballs" was released!

1986 - Tragedy rocked the world when WHAM! MADE THEIR FAREWELL CONCERT APPEARANCE at London's Wembley Stadium! ELTON JOHN made a guest appearance in a CLOWN SUIT to sing a song and then came. . . back later to sing "Candle in the Wind" with GEORGE MICHAEL!

1996 - KISS kicked off their reunion tour at Detroit's Tiger Stadium.  ALICE IN CHAINS opened.

1997 - During their much-anticipated rematch for the heavyweight title, psycho rapist MIKE TYSON took a bite out of EVANDER HOLYFIELD'S ear and was disqualified.

2000 - Hairless tween muchacho ELIAN GONZALEZ returned to Cuba, seven months after landing in America.

2001 - EMINEM was sentenced to one year's probation and community service on two gun-related charges.  In handing out her sentence, the comedic judge told him, quote, "Now is the time for you to PLEASE STAND UP.

2001 - EMINEM was sentenced to one year's probation and community service on two gun-related charges.  In handing out her sentence, the comedic judge told him, quote, "Now is the time for you to PLEASE STAND UP."

2007 The American bald eagle was removed from the endangered species list.

2010 Sen. Robert C. Byrd, D-W.Va., the longest-serving senator in the nation's history, died in Fairfax, Va., at 92.

2010 The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that Americans have the right to own a gun for self-defense anywhere they live.

 

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