VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History April 26, 2013 : Carol Burnett -Jet Li - Channing Tatum

  Jessica Lynch - 30  (P.O.W. who was rescued in Iraq back in 2003.)

Jordana Brewster - 33  ("Fast and Furious" minx.)

Channing Tatum - 33  ("G.I. Joe" and "Dear John" stud.)

Stana Katic - 35  (Detective Kate Beckett on "Castle".)

Tom Welling - 36  (Clark Kent on "Smallville".)

Melania Trump - 42  (Donald Trump's third wife.)

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins - 43  (TLC)

Kevin James - 48( Chubby Doug Heffernan on "The King of Queens", the romantically challenged Albert in "Hitch", Larry in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and the title character in the inexplicable hit, "Paul Blart:  Mall Cop".)  

 Jet Li - 50 (Asiatic star of "Cradle 2 the Grave", "Unleashed", "Romeo Must Die", "The Forbidden Kingdom" AND "The Mummy:  Tomb of the Dragon Emperor".  He costars with Sylvester Stallone in the upcoming action movie "The Expendables".)

MICHAEL DAMIAN!!! - 51(SUPERSTAR ACTOR-SINGER!!!  He gave brand new life to the David Essex jam "Rock On", which was featured on the soundtrack of the 1989 masterpiece "Dream a Little Dream", starring THE TWO COREYS!!!)

Roger Taylor - 53  Duran Duran   Their major hits include "Rio", "The Reflex", "A View to a Kill", "Hungry Like The Wolf", "The Wild Boys", "New Moon On Monday", "Is There Something I Should Know", "Come Undone" and "Ordinary World".)

-Carol Burnett - 80  Comedy legend  recently She had a brief stint as Bree's condescending stepmom on "Desperate Housewives" and she was the voice of the mean kangaroo in "Horton Hears a Who".She just dropped a new book called "This Time Together:  Laughter and Reflection".  Like everything else she does, I'm sure it's AWESOME.)

in honor of Carol Burnetts birthday..her blooper reel

1966 - The New York Times reported Ray Charles would undergo tests to see whether or not he had abstained from narcotic drugs.

1975 - B.J. Thomas had the longest title of a number one song at the top of the "Billboard" popular music chart. The song was "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song."

1977 - Studio 54 opened in New York.

1978 - "Ringo" aired on American television. It was the musical version of "The Prince and the Pauper."

1980 - The Carpenters' "Music Music Music" TV special aired on ABC-TV.

1982 - Rod Stewart was mugged in Los Angeles in broad daylight. He was not hurt.

1982 - Joe Strummer disappears for about a month causing the Clash to cancel their U.K. tour.

1994 - Grace Slick plead guilty to pointing a shotgun at police in her Tiburon, CA, home on March 5, 1994.

1999 - Geffen Records and Bong Load Custom Records filed suit against Beck in Los Angeles, CA.

1999 - Sinead O'Connor was ordained as the first woman priest in the Latin Tridentine Church.

1999 - Lycos launched five Web radio music channels hosted by live Internet DJs.

  Jessica Lynch - 30  (P.O.W. who was rescued in Iraq back in 2003.)

Jordana Brewster - 33  ("Fast and Furious" minx.)

Channing Tatum - 33  ("G.I. Joe" and "Dear John" stud.)

Stana Katic - 35  (Detective Kate Beckett on "Castle".)

Tom Welling - 36  (Clark Kent on "Smallville".)

Melania Trump - 42  (Donald Trump's third wife.)

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins - 43  (TLC)

Kevin James - 48( Chubby Doug Heffernan on "The King of Queens", the romantically challenged Albert in "Hitch", Larry in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and the title character in the inexplicable hit, "Paul Blart:  Mall Cop".)  

 Jet Li - 50 (Asiatic star of "Cradle 2 the Grave", "Unleashed", "Romeo Must Die", "The Forbidden Kingdom" AND "The Mummy:  Tomb of the Dragon Emperor".  He costars with Sylvester Stallone in the upcoming action movie "The Expendables".)

MICHAEL DAMIAN!!! - 51(SUPERSTAR ACTOR-SINGER!!!  He gave brand new life to the David Essex jam "Rock On", which was featured on the soundtrack of the 1989 masterpiece "Dream a Little Dream", starring THE TWO COREYS!!!)

Roger Taylor - 53  Duran Duran   Their major hits include "Rio", "The Reflex", "A View to a Kill", "Hungry Like The Wolf", "The Wild Boys", "New Moon On Monday", "Is There Something I Should Know", "Come Undone" and "Ordinary World".)

-Carol Burnett - 80  Comedy legend  recently She had a brief stint as Bree's condescending stepmom on "Desperate Housewives" and she was the voice of the mean kangaroo in "Horton Hears a Who".She just dropped a new book called "This Time Together:  Laughter and Reflection".  Like everything else she does, I'm sure it's AWESOME.)

in honor of Carol Burnetts birthday..her blooper reel

1966 - The New York Times reported Ray Charles would undergo tests to see whether or not he had abstained from narcotic drugs.

1975 - B.J. Thomas had the longest title of a number one song at the top of the "Billboard" popular music chart. The song was "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song."

1977 - Studio 54 opened in New York.

1978 - "Ringo" aired on American television. It was the musical version of "The Prince and the Pauper."

1980 - The Carpenters' "Music Music Music" TV special aired on ABC-TV.

1982 - Rod Stewart was mugged in Los Angeles in broad daylight. He was not hurt.

1982 - Joe Strummer disappears for about a month causing the Clash to cancel their U.K. tour.

1994 - Grace Slick plead guilty to pointing a shotgun at police in her Tiburon, CA, home on March 5, 1994.

1999 - Geffen Records and Bong Load Custom Records filed suit against Beck in Los Angeles, CA.

1999 - Sinead O'Connor was ordained as the first woman priest in the Latin Tridentine Church.

1999 - Lycos launched five Web radio music channels hosted by live Internet DJs.

George Jones, Country Singer, Dies at 81 He stopped LOVING US TODAY

George Jones, the definitive country singer of the last half-century, died Friday at a hospital in Nashville. He was 81.

He was hospitalized on April 18 with fever and irregular blood pressure, the Web site of Webster & Associates, his publicists, said in announcing the death.

Mr. Jones, who was nicknamed Possum for his close-set eyes and pointed nose, and later No-Show Jones for the concerts he missed during drink and drug binges, was a legendary figure in country music. His singing, which was universally respected and just as widely imitated, found vulnerability and doubt behind the cheerful drive of honky-tonk. With a baritone voice that was as elastic as a steel-guitar string, he brought suspense to every syllable, merging bluesy slides with the tight, quivering ornaments of Appalachian singing.

Pink' Full Moon Brings Lunar Eclipse Thursday April 25! Every Gay Werewolf in America will be on their knees

Ya think there are gonna be some Screaming Queens on this day....

The April full moon, generally called the “pink moon,” will take place on Thursday, April 25.

The Farmer’s Almanac says that the moon gets its name from the from the herb moss pink, or wild ground phlox, a spring flower. It doesn’t mean that the moon is actually colored pink, although it has been observed to have a pinkish hue at times.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History April 23, 2013 :dev Patel - Valerie Bertinelli - Michael moore

Shirley Temple Black - 85 (--After her showbiz career, Shirley became active in politics.)

Alan Oppenheimer - 83  (Dr. Rudy Wells on "The Bionic Woman" and "The Six Million Dollar Man

  Lee Majors (Six Million Dollar Man) is 74.Colonel Steve Austin on "The Six Million Dollar Man", Heath Barkley on "The Big Valley", and Colt Seavers on "The Fall Guy".  He used to nail Farrah Fawcett.)   

David Birney, Actor, turns 74

Joyce DeWitt (JANET onThree's Company) is 64.

 Director Michael Moore is 59. ("Bowling for Columbine" and "Fahrenheit 9/11")
 
Judy Davis is 58.

Dan Frischman - 54  (He WAS Arvid on "Head of the Class".)

  Jan Hooks is 56. 

Valerie Bertinelli is 53.(Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife who looks AWESOME now that she's gone through the Jenny Craig thing.)

George Lopez is 52. (Called Kirstie Alley a Pig.  He once smacked Carlos Mencia for stealing his material. got a kdiney from from his wife then divorced her

Melina Kanakaredes, Actress ("CSI: NY"), turns 46

Scott Bairstow (Party of Five) is 43.

  Barry Watson - 39  (Sexy cross-dresser in "Sorority Boys", and the oldest son, 
Matt Camden, on "7th Heaven".  His last gig was playing Samantha's ex-boyfriend 
Todd on "Samantha Who?"

Kal Penn - 35  (He's done with his year working for the Obama administration.  Up 
next:  A "Harold & Kumar" Christmas movie.)

Taio Cruz - 29  (The brotha who sings "Break Your Heart".)

Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionaire) is 23. 

HERVÉ VILLECHAIZE - (1943 - 1993)  (TATTOO ON "FANTASY ISLAND".)

Sandra Dee - Would have been 71  (1942 - 2005)  (The original "Gidget".)  

Roy Orbison - (1936 - 1988)

William Shakespeare - (1564 - 1616)

1789    President-elect George Washington and his wife moved into the first executive mansion, the Franklin House in New York City.

1963 - Jan & Dean recorded "Surf City."

1965 - The Rolling Stones began their third North American tour with a show at the Forum in Montreal.

1975 - Peter Ham (Badfinger) hung himself in his London garage at the age of 27.

1978 - Sid Vicious filmed his rendition of Paul Anka's "My Way" for the Sex Pistols' film "The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle."

1981 - Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins reunited in Stuttgart, Germany and recorded "The Survivors."

1985 - Liberace first appeared on the TV soap opera "Another World". He also was a guest VJ on MTV later in the afternoon.

1985    The Coca-Cola Co. announced it was changing its secret formula for Coke. (Negative public reaction forced the company to revert to the original version.)

1987 - Carole King sued record company owner Lou Adler for breach of contract. King asked $400,000 in royalties the rights to her old recordings.

1988 - Prince released the song "Alphabet St."

1991 - Johnny Thunder died of a drug overdose at the age of 38.

1997 - The Four Tops received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1998    James Earl Ray, who confessed to assassinating the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. in 1968 but later insisted he was framed, died at age 70.

2004    President George W. Bush eased sanctions against Libya in return for Moammar Gadhafi's giving up weapons of mass destruction.

Stolen iphone Rings while stuck up man's ass in Jail. Victim used his app! Party line?

Obviously this Jail didn't ask this guy to spread his cheeks and dial Direct..

An ex-con was busted for stealing an iPhone when it started ringing — while stashed up his butt in a holding cell at the West Village station house, sources told The Post yesterday.

Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District at around 5:50 a.m. Friday, along with four other suspects, the sources said.

A food vendor had spotted the five allegedly going in and out of the shop with armfuls of clothing and accessories. The vendor called cops, and all five suspects were quickly nabbed.

Then, as Patterson was in a holding cell at the Sixth Precinct station house, a 27-year-old man whose iPhone had been swiped used an app to track the device, according to the sources.

The victim, who was at the station house to report the theft, called his phone — and heard the ring coming from Patterson in a nearby cell.

When an officer confronted Patterson, the career criminal admitted that he’d hidden the phone up his butt and retrieved it, the sources said.

Patterson was charged with criminal possession of stolen property for filching the iPhone 5 and burglary for the clothing heist. Patterson has served four stints in state prison dating back to 1991, mostly for robbery. He was being held in lieu of $50,000 bond after his arraignment yesterday in Manhattan Criminal Court.

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