VIEWS FROM A BROAD

BRUCE JENNER looks like Jane Hathaway from the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES with family in Greece

Bruce Jenner has joined his family of Fame whores in GREECE sucking sponsors dry and making millions for having nothing to offer anyone whatsoever..only providng  a TV show for Losers.. about 2-3 million a week.

 

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History April 30, 2013 : Cloris Leachman -

   Cloris Leachman is 87. ((She's Maw Maw on the Fox comedy "Raising Hope". Elder legend comedic genius of "Dancing with the Stars"!!!  Mrs. Garrett's replacement, Beverly Ann, on "The Facts of Life".  Also Frau Blücher in the 1975 classic, "Young Frankenstein" and Great Gam Gam, the FORMER GERMAN WHORE, in "Beerfest"! and how could we forget PHYLLIS!  And Nurse Diesel from High Anxiety! ( thanks Steve Levine)

Singer Willie Nelson is 80.(He, too, enjoys the occasional reefer cigarette.)

Talk show host Gary Collins is 75. 

Burt Young is 73.(Rocky's no-good brother-in-law Paulie in the "Rocky" movies.)

Merrill Osmond - 60  (The Osmonds.  I think he's the second one from the left.) 

Bobby Vee - 70  (Superstar who sang the smashes "Take Good Care of My Baby", "Devil or Angel" and "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes".)

  Director Jane Campion is 59

Actor Adrian Pasdar (Heroes) is 44. Nathan Petrelli on "Heroes".  He gets to nail my beautiful Dixie Chicks chubby Natalie Maines ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!  He was also arrested for drunk driving this past January, which was not very "heroic" of him.)

Actor Johnny Galecki (Roseanne) is 38.(Geeky Leonard on "Big Bang Theory".  But to me he'll always be Darlene's geeky husband, David, on "Roseanne".)

Lloyd Banks - 31  (50 Cent's boy in G-Unit.)

Kunal Nayyar - 32  (Raj on "The Big Bang Theory".)

Kirsten Dunst is 31.(Mary Jane in the "Spider-Man" movies.  And a FAN OF THE MARY JANE in real life.  She admits to enjoying the occasional reefer cigarette.)

l Lewis - Would have been 90 - (1923 - 2006)  (Grandpa Munster)  (--Al Lewis insisted that he'd been born in 1910, but the Social Security Administration has 1923.)

1789 George Washington took office in New York as the first president of the United States.

1803 - France sold the land from the Mississippi River to the Rocky Mountains to the United States of America.  The massive real estate deal is known as THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE.  Cost:  $15 MILLION . . . about 4 CENTS an acre.

1957 - Elvis recorded "Jailhouse Rock."

1965 - Herman's Hermits and the Zombies began their first U.S. tour.

1975 - The U.S. officially LOST THE VIETNAM WAR, as the South Vietnamese capital, Saigon, fell to the Commies.  (--Like me, most of you probably have a crazy uncle who gets hammered at every family function and says stuff like, "We were WINNING before they sent me home!")

1980 - The film "McVicar," which starred Roger Daltrey and Adam Faith, premiered.

1987 - Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" became her 11th consecutive top five single.

1987 - The Beatles' "Help!", "Rubber Soul" and "Revolver" were released on compact disc.

1992 - Amidst the rioting and looting in Los Angeles following the Beaten Black Motorist Rodney King verdict, some hoodlums STOLE MADONNA'S BUSTIER from Fredrick's of Hollywood.

1992 - The final episode of "THE COSBY SHOW" aired after eight seasons.  44 million people watched.

 1997 - The "ELLEN" COMING-OUT EPISODE aired on ABC.

 2004 - MICHAEL JACKSON pleaded not guilty to his indictment on the many charges related to his child molestation case, including giving an intoxicating beverage to a minor.  He was eventually acquitted.

   Cloris Leachman is 87. ((She's Maw Maw on the Fox comedy "Raising Hope". Elder legend comedic genius of "Dancing with the Stars"!!!  Mrs. Garrett's replacement, Beverly Ann, on "The Facts of Life".  Also Frau Blücher in the 1975 classic, "Young Frankenstein" and Great Gam Gam, the FORMER GERMAN WHORE, in "Beerfest"! and how could we forget PHYLLIS!  And Nurse Diesel from High Anxiety! ( thanks Steve Levine)

Singer Willie Nelson is 80.(He, too, enjoys the occasional reefer cigarette.)

Talk show host Gary Collins is 75. 

Burt Young is 73.(Rocky's no-good brother-in-law Paulie in the "Rocky" movies.)

Merrill Osmond - 60  (The Osmonds.  I think he's the second one from the left.) 

Bobby Vee - 70  (Superstar who sang the smashes "Take Good Care of My Baby", "Devil or Angel" and "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes".)

  Director Jane Campion is 59

Actor Adrian Pasdar (Heroes) is 44. Nathan Petrelli on "Heroes".  He gets to nail my beautiful Dixie Chicks chubby Natalie Maines ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!  He was also arrested for drunk driving this past January, which was not very "heroic" of him.)

Actor Johnny Galecki (Roseanne) is 38.(Geeky Leonard on "Big Bang Theory".  But to me he'll always be Darlene's geeky husband, David, on "Roseanne".)

Lloyd Banks - 31  (50 Cent's boy in G-Unit.)

Kunal Nayyar - 32  (Raj on "The Big Bang Theory".)

Kirsten Dunst is 31.(Mary Jane in the "Spider-Man" movies.  And a FAN OF THE MARY JANE in real life.  She admits to enjoying the occasional reefer cigarette.)

l Lewis - Would have been 90 - (1923 - 2006)  (Grandpa Munster)  (--Al Lewis insisted that he'd been born in 1910, but the Social Security Administration has 1923.)

1789 George Washington took office in New York as the first president of the United States.

1803 - France sold the land from the Mississippi River to the Rocky Mountains to the United States of America.  The massive real estate deal is known as THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE.  Cost:  $15 MILLION . . . about 4 CENTS an acre.

1957 - Elvis recorded "Jailhouse Rock."

1965 - Herman's Hermits and the Zombies began their first U.S. tour.

1975 - The U.S. officially LOST THE VIETNAM WAR, as the South Vietnamese capital, Saigon, fell to the Commies.  (--Like me, most of you probably have a crazy uncle who gets hammered at every family function and says stuff like, "We were WINNING before they sent me home!")

1980 - The film "McVicar," which starred Roger Daltrey and Adam Faith, premiered.

1987 - Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" became her 11th consecutive top five single.

1987 - The Beatles' "Help!", "Rubber Soul" and "Revolver" were released on compact disc.

1992 - Amidst the rioting and looting in Los Angeles following the Beaten Black Motorist Rodney King verdict, some hoodlums STOLE MADONNA'S BUSTIER from Fredrick's of Hollywood.

1992 - The final episode of "THE COSBY SHOW" aired after eight seasons.  44 million people watched.

 1997 - The "ELLEN" COMING-OUT EPISODE aired on ABC.

 2004 - MICHAEL JACKSON pleaded not guilty to his indictment on the many charges related to his child molestation case, including giving an intoxicating beverage to a minor.  He was eventually acquitted.

Kim Kardashian and her Clueless sister Kourtney dressed as a blood clot and Gauze Bandage in GREECE

E sent this family of Fame whores to GREECE to shoot Episodes..  Looking like a blood clot and a dumbfounded Gauzed bandage........

TIM TEBOW fired from the JETS.. So much for prayer!..

Tebow will no longer have the opportunity to deliver the New York Jets from evil, 'cause the team cut his ass ...

The Jets acquired Tebow last year in a trade, but he threw only eight passes this past season. The move cost the Jets over $4 million.

Celebrity Birthdays and on this Day in History April 29, 2013 : Daniel Day Lewis - Eve plumb- Jerry Seinfeld

Tyler Labine - 35  (The dad on "Sons of Tucson", but you might remember him as the chubby guy on "Invasion" and "Reaper".)

Derek Mears - 41  (Jason Voorhees in last  "Friday the 13th".)

Uma Thurman - 42  (She IS Black Mamba (slash) The Bride in the "Kill Bill" 
movies.  Gary Oldman AND Ethan Hawke used to nail her.)

 Andre Agassi - 42  (Gets to schtuff Steffi Graf ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

Carnie Wilson - 44  (Weight gaining and losing automaton.  One of those cases that proves gastric bypass surgery is NOT AN EASY FIX.)

Master P - 47  (He tried to keep it street on "Dancing with the Stars", but ended up just looking stupid. . . 

 Eve Plumb - 55  (Jan on "The Brady Bunch".")

Michelle Pfeiffer - 55  (THE Star of "Grease 2")  

Daniel Day-Lewis - 56  (Acclaimed actor who picks his roles VERY carefully.  He's a four-time Oscar nominee . . . and two-time Oscar winner.He got his first mo vie gig 39 years ago yet he's only done a total of 27 films and only 10 in the last 21 years.)

 Kate Mulgrew - 58  (Captain Janeway on "Star Trek:  Voyager".)

Jerry Seinfeld - 59

Richard Kline - 69  (Larry on "Three's Company".)

Dale Earnhardt - (1951 - 2001)  (Died in the Daytona 500.)

1945 - ADOLF HITLER married EVA BRAUN in his bunker then committed suicide the next day.  DON'T GET MARRIED!!!

1961 - ABC's "Wide World Of Sports" showed the "thrill of victory and the agony of defeat" for the very first time.

1980 - Legendary director ALFRED HITCHCOCK died at the age of 80.

1983 - "The Hunger" was released starring DAVID BOWIE as a vampire who sees a doctor after he suddenly starts aging rapidly . . .

1985 - BILLY MARTIN was hired for the FOURTH TIME to manage the NEW YORK YANKEES.  He was fired, then re-hired AGAIN in 1988 and fired again.

1989 - JON BON JOVI married his high school sweetheart, Dorothea Hurley, at the GRACELAND WEDDING CHAPEL in Las Vegas. and they're still together today.

1992 - EMILIO ESTEVEZ married PAULA ABDUL in a Santa Monica courthouse. The-marriage only lasted two years.

1992 - Four white Los Angeles PO-lice officers were acquitted in the videotaped whooping of BEATEN BLACK MOTORIST RODNEY KING, setting off days of rioting that left 54 people dead and caused an estimated $1 BILLION in damages.  I WAS HERE FOR THAT.

1995 - TUPAC SHAKUR married Keisha Morris inside a New York state prison where he was serving a 4-and-a-half year sentence for sexual abuse.  Sadly, their marriage was annulled in 1996 and so was he.

1999 - TOMMY LEE announced that he had quit MOTLEY CRUE to devote time to his new band, METHODS OF MAYHEM, and to his family.  Neither of those things lasted.  But the Crue is still going strong fatter and with less hair.

2001 - "The Mummy Returns" premiered starring the now plump BRENDAN FRASER,  RACHEL WEISZ, and THE ROCK as the Scorpion King..hwo latered played a TOOTH FAIRY.

2004 A national monument to the 16 million U.S. men and women who served during World War II opened to the public in Washington D.C.

2005 - CHRIS KLEIN ( american pie) pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence.