New Orleans is known for its rich musical history, and Osmer Hernandez with his drunken serenade might be part of that tapestry.
When cops encountered the 33-year-old Hernandez staggering down the street on Friday night, he serenaded them with a ditty, according to BayouBuzz.com.
What made his performance memorable, however, was his lack of clothing. Cops say he wasn't wearing pants -- and he was masturbating.
Officers asked him to put on the shorts he was carrying, but Hernandez allegedly ignored the order, preferring to fondle himself, according to NOLA.com.