Picture it. Westchester County. 2012. Mere months after gay marriage is made legal in the state of New York, the worst fears of right-wingers and Santorum-ites have come true; man on dog sex hits the public spotlight....
... Carnal canine passions flow freely in the street. The howls of hounds and the hoots of horny he-men fill the halls of apartment buildings, hotels and bath houses across the state. And it all started with one man and his furry, four-legged lover. That man is Kujtim Nicaj. And that lucious lab belonged to his neighbor.
OK, so maybe the whole frolicking in the streets thing is a bit of a stretch, but that's exactly what those crazy conserves want you to think. The truth of the matter is Mr. Nicaj is/was a happily (I guess) married father of two who worked as a superintendent at the Rye Colony apartment complex.
“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and has known the super for years. “That’s an animal, you know. He’s got a wife and two kids, has no criminal record. I don’t know anybody who’d say anything bad about him.”
After suspecting someone entering her home (and in this case, her pet pooch), a resident set up a spy cam and apparently caught Mr. Nicaj hitting it doggy-style. While neither the defendant nor his lawyer has seen the video, they both deny Mr. Nicaj committed the acts of puppy pleasure.
I guess the thought on everyone's mind would be "I hope the babies take after their mother..." This world is going to the dogs... wah wah.
