VIEWS FROM A BROAD

OMFG! EVEN PHONES HAVE MOOD SWINGS!!!!!!!!

A phone that's PMSing is not fun for anyone!! Stay the f*ck away from it and run for your lives!!!!!!  Or just turn the freaking phone off ..turn it off!!!!!

 

That's what happened to a 12 year old boy at a store in UK while testing out the new Iphone. The boy has been checking out Iphone's SIRI system which answers back when you ask her a question. The boy had asked  a simple question but the phone told him to "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***." The mother did not think it was funny and asked the store to unplug it. The staff thinks it was tampered and they are sending it back to Apple for further test. FULL STORY IPHONE SIRI .  In the meantime her PMS was worrisome that she is now under close observation . Siri  will be given  lots of  love and TLC while monitoring her extreme moodswings , bouts of anger , feelings of helplessness and lack of selfworth  that are often associated with PMS. See tips on pms

 

Is this dog the canine David Hasselhoff?

 

Who hasn't wanted to be so lazy you just forget the dish and eat off the floor? 

 

IT OFFICIAL KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND divorcing

Russell Brand filed for Divorce.. MORE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE PROOF..that it bullshit

TMZ reports that the comedian filed for the split in Los Angeles, citing irreconcilable differences for the dissolution of their marriage. The pair tied the knot in October of 2010 at an intimate ceremony in India.

Rumors that the couple's relationship was on the rocks have been catching wind for some time and were further fueled after the pair spent the holidays apart. 

 

Mo'Nique is suing her landlords. Says house smells like dog sh*t!

grab the Weed whacker  paw!

 

Some poor animal probably took one look at those legs and thought it was in a forest!! According to TMZ, Mo'Nique is suing her landlords to get out of the $22,000 per month lease she signed because, among other things, her house smells like dog poop. Apparently, the Georgia residence that Mo'Nique calls home smells of feces, wet dog, urine (of what TMZ describes as an "unknown origin"), and features an overflowing septic tank. Other than that, it's a steal! 

The Oscar-winning actress's legal move was in response to the suit filed by her landlords, which claims that Mo'Nique bailed on her two-year lease and owes $370,000 in unpaid rent and other charges.

The 'Precious' star says she only had a verbal agreement with the landlords and had 60 days to change her mind. Neither Mo'Nique nor the landlords (or the dog) could be reached for comment.

[via TMZ]

[Photo: Getty]

SOME THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH..like PAULA DEEN RIDING A STICK OF BUTTER

saw this pic and it made me howl.. ever ridden a big fat greasy Stick?

more internet memes for the year 2011