Last week,the drop dead gorgeous 49-year-old Dawn Elizabeth Rhash of Collier County, Florida was drunk on her ass on vodka and got into an argument with her male roommate. They were arguing over whose food belonged to who. ya know whose corndogs and cheetos and cheez went to the rightful owner.Things escalated, and the bat shit crazy woman ended up throwing a STICK OF BUTTER at him.
It hit him in the leg. IN THE LEG! YES.. DEAR JESUS he was pounded by parkay! When the police arrived, their report says they noticed the roommate, quote, "did have butter on his ankle.
Dawn was arrested for misdemeanor battery . . . basically for aggravated buttering.