You know that saying that there's somebody out there for everyone? I now believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that it's true . . . because there's a guy who's willing to marry SNOOKI from "Jersey Shore". The Beer shaped keg oily mess.
Snooki's boyfriend, JEFF MIRANDA, has PROPOSED. But he didn't do it in person. He got down on one knee on the cover of "Steppin' Out" magazine. And he was shirtless, not surprisingly.
Jeff tells the magazine, quote, "I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her.
"If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before herself. She'll be a great mother."
Jeff admits that his proposal will take Snooki by surprise, but he says, quote, "Once she deals with the shock I think she'll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she'll say yes."
Oh, and before you ask, Jeff KNOWS you think he's just doing this for his own publicity . . . but he swears he's not. And no one knows what Snooki's response is yet.