VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Happy Birthdays and on this Day in History July 31th

B.J. Novak - 31  (Ryan on "The Office" . . . and writer extraordinaire.  He went from being Michael's INTERN to being Michael's BOSS . . . then back to being a TEMP.)

Dean Cain - 44  (Dean demolished Brooke Shields' hymen faster than a speeding bullet.  He deflowered her when they were both horny students at Yale.)  (--True.)

J.K. Rowling - 45  (Brilliant British writer who gave us "Harry Potter" . . . and who is now RICHER THAN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.  It's probably no coincidence that in the books, Harry's birthday is also July 31st.)

Wesley Snipes - 48  (Tax cheat.Actor and did Drag once)

Bill Berry - 52  (Former drummer for R.E.M.  He had to quit in 1997 after a brain aneurysm.)

Michael Biehn - 54  (Kyle in "The Terminator", Corporal Hicks in "Aliens", the sheriff in "Planet Terror" AND he is Val Kilmer's "huckleberry", Johnny Ringo, in "Tombstone".)

Alan Autry - 58  (Captain Bubba Skinner on "In The Heat Of The Night" . . . and he was the mayor of beautiful Fresno, California, from 2001 to January of this year.) 

Barry Van Dyke - 59  (Barry Van Dyke - 59  (Detective Steve Sloan on "Diagnosis Murder".  His father is a Dick.  Literally.).)

Gary Lewis - 65  (Son of Jerry Lewis, and leader of Gary Lewis & The Playboys.  Biggest hits:  1965's "This Diamond Ring" and 1966's "Everybody Loves A Clown".) 

George Liberace - (1911 - 1983)  (Liberace's brother.  Liberace's real name was Wladziu Valentino Liberace.  He and his mad piano skills were taken from us in 1987 by the evil AIDS.)

Ted Cassidy - (1932 - 1979)  (Lurch on "The Addams Family" TV series.)

1942 - Harry James and his band recorded "I’ve Heard that Song Before." Helen Forrest sang the song.

1964 - Jim Reeves died when his single-engine Beechcraft crashed near Nashville, TN.

1969 - A Moscow police chief reported that thousands of Moscow telephone booths had been made inoperable by thieves who had stolen phone parts in order to convert their acoustic guitars to electric.

1971 - A security guard was stabbed to death at New York's Forest Hills Stadium on the second night of the Who's U.S. tour.

1976 - Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper" was released

1976 - Orleans' "Still The One" was released.

1979 - James Taylor played a free concert in New York's Central Park to help the city's campaign to restore the park's Sheep Meadow.

1980 - John Phillips (Mamas and Papas) was arrested by the FBI for possession of cocaine. He was sentenced to five years in prison. He lectured against drugs for 250 hours as an alternate sentence.

1981 - Debra Harry released the solo album "Koo Koo." Harry was the singer for the group Blondie.

1995 - Selena's "Dreaming of You" debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard chart. It was her first English album. Selena became the first Latin artist to debut at No. 1.

B.J. Novak - 31  (Ryan on "The Office" . . . and writer extraordinaire.  He went from being Michael's INTERN to being Michael's BOSS . . . then back to being a TEMP.)

Dean Cain - 44  (Dean demolished Brooke Shields' hymen faster than a speeding bullet.  He deflowered her when they were both horny students at Yale.)  (--True.)

J.K. Rowling - 45  (Brilliant British writer who gave us "Harry Potter" . . . and who is now RICHER THAN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.  It's probably no coincidence that in the books, Harry's birthday is also July 31st.)

Wesley Snipes - 48  (Tax cheat.Actor and did Drag once)

Bill Berry - 52  (Former drummer for R.E.M.  He had to quit in 1997 after a brain aneurysm.)

Michael Biehn - 54  (Kyle in "The Terminator", Corporal Hicks in "Aliens", the sheriff in "Planet Terror" AND he is Val Kilmer's "huckleberry", Johnny Ringo, in "Tombstone".)

Alan Autry - 58  (Captain Bubba Skinner on "In The Heat Of The Night" . . . and he was the mayor of beautiful Fresno, California, from 2001 to January of this year.) 

Barry Van Dyke - 59  (Barry Van Dyke - 59  (Detective Steve Sloan on "Diagnosis Murder".  His father is a Dick.  Literally.).)

Gary Lewis - 65  (Son of Jerry Lewis, and leader of Gary Lewis & The Playboys.  Biggest hits:  1965's "This Diamond Ring" and 1966's "Everybody Loves A Clown".) 

George Liberace - (1911 - 1983)  (Liberace's brother.  Liberace's real name was Wladziu Valentino Liberace.  He and his mad piano skills were taken from us in 1987 by the evil AIDS.)

Ted Cassidy - (1932 - 1979)  (Lurch on "The Addams Family" TV series.)

1942 - Harry James and his band recorded "I’ve Heard that Song Before." Helen Forrest sang the song.

1964 - Jim Reeves died when his single-engine Beechcraft crashed near Nashville, TN.

1969 - A Moscow police chief reported that thousands of Moscow telephone booths had been made inoperable by thieves who had stolen phone parts in order to convert their acoustic guitars to electric.

1971 - A security guard was stabbed to death at New York's Forest Hills Stadium on the second night of the Who's U.S. tour.

1976 - Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper" was released

1976 - Orleans' "Still The One" was released.

1979 - James Taylor played a free concert in New York's Central Park to help the city's campaign to restore the park's Sheep Meadow.

1980 - John Phillips (Mamas and Papas) was arrested by the FBI for possession of cocaine. He was sentenced to five years in prison. He lectured against drugs for 250 hours as an alternate sentence.

1981 - Debra Harry released the solo album "Koo Koo." Harry was the singer for the group Blondie.

1995 - Selena's "Dreaming of You" debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard chart. It was her first English album. Selena became the first Latin artist to debut at No. 1.

Snooki Arrested...(and we call these losers "STARS" )

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore has been arrested in New Jersey. Snooki was drinking in public,” one source told RadarOnline.com. The incident happened on Friday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, hours after having lunch with her father.

"She is in our lockup right now, she is under arrest for disorderly conduct, we are waiting for the police report to come through," the chief of police confirmed to RadarOnline.com. He also confirmed that they are not planning on giving her a blood alcohol test because she was not driving at the time of her arrest.

More skank Shots..

Breaking: Piers Morgan OFFICIALLY Gets CNN Gig

I"m wondering if Americans will even watch...Congrats though!

 

NBC Universal Television Entertainment chairman Jeff Gaspin, confirmed that Piers Morgan will be going to CNN at the TCA summer press tour Thursday.

Morgan's "America's Got Talent" contract with NBC was the last obstacle standing in the way between him and a deal to replace Larry King at CNN.

Wednesday, Morgan told Jay Leno that he had a new deal with NBC, but he was coy about whether or not that meant he was going to CNN.

Asked whether the new "Talent" contract meant NBC would be sharing Morgan with CNN, Gaspin had a one word reply: "Yes."

from THEWRAP

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt..divorcing.. now maybe they will fall into a crack in the earth.

It was all a sham for the HILLS anyway..my opinion..

TMZ is reporting: Heidi Montag is officially ending things with -- the MTV starlet has just filed for divorce at a Santa Monica courthouse.

The move comes just 6 weeks after Heidi filed for separation ... citing irreconcilable differences.

23-year-old Montag married 26-year-old Pratt in April 2009 -- right before she underwent one of the most intense plastic surgery runs we've ever seen.

A WOMAN WAS ATTACKED DURING A BREAK-IN . . . AND HER BROTHER GAVE A Cracked out INTERVIEW ON THE LOCAL NEWS

A guy broke into a woman's apartment in Huntsville, Alabama, and climbed in bed with her.  The woman was able to fight him off, but the guy got away.  Anyway . . . we're only talking about it because of the weird interview her brother< Antoine Dodson gave to a local news station. 

He sounded a little strange, and he told people in the neighborhood to, quote, "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your HUSBAND, because they're raping everybody out here."