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A WOMAN REUNITED WITH HER LONG LOST GRANDSON, AND NOW THEY'RE HAVING A BABY

the WHAT THE FUCK story of the day!!!

I'm  just going to give this to you, the facts, straight-up, on this one . . . since there's no way we could say anything to make this story seem any MORE insane.

Pearl Carter is a 72-year-old retired woman living in Indianapolis, Indiana.  Back when she was 18, she had a daughter with her boyfriend . . . and her parents, who were strict Catholics, made her give the baby up for adoption to keep the family name clear.

That daughter was named Lynette.  In 1983, Lynette gave birth to a son, named Phil.  Lynette died of brain cancer when Phil was 18 . . . and, at that point, he had no real family left . . . so he decided to try to hunt down his biological grandparents.

Phil spent three years tracking down his grandmother and, in 2006, he met Pearl.  Now here's where the story takes the punch-you-in-the-face surprise twist.

When 23-year-old Phil and his 68-year-old grandma Pearl met for the first time, there was instant chemistry . . . SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.

Pearl says, quote, "From the first moment, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.  For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."  Phil agreed, quote, "I wanted to kiss her there and then."Obviously, they both thought their feelings were WRONG . . . until friend of Pearl's told her about something called Genetic Sexual Attraction.  That's a phenomenon that can occur when two close relatives meet for the first time as adults.

Once Pearl and Phil read about GSA, they decided their feelings were OK after all, and moved in together.  Last year, they decided to have a baby.  Since Pearl is way past her baby-making prime, they spent more than $50,000 to inseminate a surrogate.

They used Phil's seed, but a stranger's egg, so the baby won't have an inbreeding mutation like flippers or anything.  (--Which makes everything OK!) 

source here

THE BEST MOVIE SONGS OF ALL-TIME . . . SUPPOSEDLY

A British radio station recently conducted a poll to come up with a list of The Best Movie Songs of All-Time.

And perhaps not surprisingly, "My Heart Will Go On" . . . the CELINE DION song from "Titanic" . . . took the #1 spot.  (-Maybe it's just me, but I can't listen to that song anymore without having the undeniable urge to commit a felony.)

Coming in at #2 was some song called "Rule the World" by TAKE THAT the British version of NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK from the 2007 movie "Stardust". (That's the second best movie song in history?  What the hell, British people???)...I dont know this song..

Here's the Top 10:

#1.)  "My Heart Will Go On",  CELINE DION . . . from "Titanic"

#2.)  "Rule the World",  TAKE THAT . . . from "Stardust"

#3.)  "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing",  AEROSMITH . . . from "Armageddon"

#4.)  "(I've Had) The Time of My Life",  BILL MEDLEY and JENNIFER WARNES  from "Dirty Dancing"

#5.)  "Can You Feel The Love Tonight",  ELTON JOHN . . . from "The Lion King"

#6.)  "Circle of Life",  ELTON JOHN . . . from "The Lion King"

#7.)  "I Will Always Love You",  WHITNEY HOUSTON . . . from "The Bodyguard"

#8.)  "Summer Nights",  JOHN TRAVOLTA and OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN . . . from "Grease"

#9.)  "I See You",  LEONA LEWIS . . . from "Avatar"

#10.)  "There You'll Be", FAITH HILL . . . from "Pearl Harbor"

YOUR CHOICES  AMERICA?..tell me

CHECK OUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S AMAZING ABS

Something tells me "Prince of Persia:  The Sands of Time" is going to be a HUGE hit (especially with the gay community.wink wink) And the "something" that's telling me that is JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S ABS.

These things are AMAZING.  In fact, he looks pretty awesome from head-to-toe. 

The movie comes out May 28th . . . and so will a lot of guys after they see it

 

Happy Birthdays and on this Day in History April 30

  Cloris Leachman is 84. (Elder legend comedic genius of "Dancing with the Stars"!!!  Mrs. Garrett's replacement, Beverly Ann, on "The Facts of Life".  Also Frau Blücher in the 1975 classic, "Young Frankenstein" and Great Gam Gam, the FORMER GERMAN WHORE, in "Beerfest"! and how could we forget PHYLLIS!  And Nurse Diesel from High Anxiety! ( thanks Steve Levine)

Singer Willie Nelson is 77.(He, too, enjoys the occasional reefer cigarette.)

Talk show host Gary Collins is 72. 

Burt Young is 70.(Rocky's no-good brother-in-law Paulie in the "Rocky" movies.)

Jill Clayburgh is 66.

Merrill Osmond - 57  (The Osmonds.  I think he's the second one from the left.) 

Bobby Vee - 67  (Superstar who sang the smashes "Take Good Care of My Baby", "Devil or Angel" and "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes".)

  Director Jane Campion is 56

Actor Adrian Pasdar (Heroes) is 41. Nathan Petrelli on "Heroes".  He gets to nail my beautiful Dixie Chicks chubby Natalie Maines ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!  He was also arrested for drunk driving this past January, which was not very "heroic" of him.)

Actor Johnny Galecki (Roseanne) is 35.(Geeky Leonard on "Big Bang Theory".  But to me he'll always be Darlene's geeky husband, David, on "Roseanne".)

Lloyd Banks - 28  (50 Cent's boy in G-Unit.)

Kunal Nayyar - 29  (Raj on "The Big Bang Theory".)

Kirsten Dunst is 28.(Mary Jane in the "Spider-Man" movies.  And a FAN OF THE MARY JANE in real life.  She admits to enjoying the occasional reefer cigarette.)

1957 - Elvis recorded "Jailhouse Rock."

1965 - The Kinks began their first British tour.

1965 - Herman's Hermits and the Zombies began their first U.S. tour.

1980 - The film "McVicar," which starred Roger Daltrey and Adam Faith, premiered.

1985 - Phil Collins released "Sussudio."

1987 - Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" became her 11th consecutive top five single.

1987 - The Beatles' "Help!", "Rubber Soul" and "Revolver" were released on compact disc.

1992 - Madonna's bustier was stolen from Fredrick's Of Hollywood. A $1,000 reward was offered for its return.

1998 - The Oak Ridge Boys performed in Washington, DC, at the 50th anniversary ceremony of the American Red Cross' blood services.

1999 - Darrell Sweet (Nazareth) died of a heart attack as the band arrived for a show in New Albany, IN.

  Cloris Leachman is 84. (Elder legend comedic genius of "Dancing with the Stars"!!!  Mrs. Garrett's replacement, Beverly Ann, on "The Facts of Life".  Also Frau Blücher in the 1975 classic, "Young Frankenstein" and Great Gam Gam, the FORMER GERMAN WHORE, in "Beerfest"! and how could we forget PHYLLIS!  And Nurse Diesel from High Anxiety! ( thanks Steve Levine)

Singer Willie Nelson is 77.(He, too, enjoys the occasional reefer cigarette.)

Talk show host Gary Collins is 72. 

Burt Young is 70.(Rocky's no-good brother-in-law Paulie in the "Rocky" movies.)

Jill Clayburgh is 66.

Merrill Osmond - 57  (The Osmonds.  I think he's the second one from the left.) 

Bobby Vee - 67  (Superstar who sang the smashes "Take Good Care of My Baby", "Devil or Angel" and "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes".)

  Director Jane Campion is 56

Actor Adrian Pasdar (Heroes) is 41. Nathan Petrelli on "Heroes".  He gets to nail my beautiful Dixie Chicks chubby Natalie Maines ANYTIME HE WANTS TO!!!  He was also arrested for drunk driving this past January, which was not very "heroic" of him.)

Actor Johnny Galecki (Roseanne) is 35.(Geeky Leonard on "Big Bang Theory".  But to me he'll always be Darlene's geeky husband, David, on "Roseanne".)

Lloyd Banks - 28  (50 Cent's boy in G-Unit.)

Kunal Nayyar - 29  (Raj on "The Big Bang Theory".)

Kirsten Dunst is 28.(Mary Jane in the "Spider-Man" movies.  And a FAN OF THE MARY JANE in real life.  She admits to enjoying the occasional reefer cigarette.)

1957 - Elvis recorded "Jailhouse Rock."

1965 - The Kinks began their first British tour.

1965 - Herman's Hermits and the Zombies began their first U.S. tour.

1980 - The film "McVicar," which starred Roger Daltrey and Adam Faith, premiered.

1985 - Phil Collins released "Sussudio."

1987 - Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" became her 11th consecutive top five single.

1987 - The Beatles' "Help!", "Rubber Soul" and "Revolver" were released on compact disc.

1992 - Madonna's bustier was stolen from Fredrick's Of Hollywood. A $1,000 reward was offered for its return.

1998 - The Oak Ridge Boys performed in Washington, DC, at the 50th anniversary ceremony of the American Red Cross' blood services.

1999 - Darrell Sweet (Nazareth) died of a heart attack as the band arrived for a show in New Albany, IN.

The World's Most Influential People from TIME MAGAZINE

The World's Most Influential People

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