VIEWS FROM A BROAD

The Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever! Unbelievable

a collection of mugshots of tattooed faces and body parts for your study

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Tiger Woods gets heckled for first time since comeback AND gets cut from Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte

OOPS....the power of the POOSAY...can screw with ya...THIS IS FUNNY..

Two fans at the Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte turned the crowd at the 10th green into the peanut gallery on Friday afternoon in carrying out the first heckling of Woods since his return from a sex-scandal layoff.

Woods was in the process of missing a five-foot putt for par when two spectators acted in concert: After the first fan first yelled, "Get in the hole!" the second called out, "That's what she said!"

Charlotte police and course security attempted to track down the hecklers but were unsuccessful as they apparently fled from the green scene.

and did i Mention? He didn't make the cut for this tournament... OUCH

Angelina Jolie and her son, Knox

 Angelina Jolie and Knox enjoy some quality time on the balcony.

Catherine Bach's Husband Found Dead

Ex-Duke’s of Hazard star, Catherine Bach’s husband was found dead, in his backyard Friday morning, apparently from self-inflicted wounds.

Officers at the scene in Encino, CA. “At 11.30 this morning officers received a call,” Officer Cleon Joseph said. “We came here and to the backyard of the house and found Peter Lopez, 60-years-old, apparently deceased from self-inflicted wounds.

It is now the coroner’s case and they are conducting their investigation, but there is no evidence of foul play.”

Catherine Bach starred as Daisy Duke on The Dukes Of Hazzard TV show.

A GUY DIED AFTER HIS BUDDIES STUFFED A LIVE EEL UP HIS NO-GO HOLE WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT

I'm going to be completely honest with you:  I don't know whether this next story is 100% true.  But it's Friday.  And if that means you're making plans to get hammered with your friends and do incredibly dumb stuff, you NEED to hear this.

It concerns an unfortunate and unidentified 59-year-old chef in Sichuan, China. (That's a province in the southwest part of China. Near the Himalayas and Tibet.  But you knew that.)

Recently we're not sure exactly when the guy checked himself into a hospital because he was suffering from dehydration, severe abdominal pain, and ANAL BLEEDING.

But the doctors there couldn't figure out what was wrong.  So they performed something called a laparotomy.  That's a surgical procedure where they cut into your abdominal wall and look around.  So what'd they find?

A 50-centimeter-long ASIAN SWAMP EEL, lodged in the guy's rectal region.  The eel was dead, but the damage was done:  It had bitten through the guy's intestine, and he died ten days later from the infection.

Basically, our unnamed chef buddy had gotten completely loaded with his friends, passed out, and left himself at their mercies.  As every guy who's passed out in front of his buddies knows:  Bad Move.

But instead of drawing on the guy's face with marker and taking embarrassing photos like other 50-year-old drunk Chinese men . . . they actually WENT THERE.  And as a joke, they stuffed a live eel up his no-go hole. 

story here