VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Christina Aguilera becomes a DJ! We love it!

CHristina ROCKS..

NEW YORK (AP) - You'll be hearing more of Christina Aguilera's voice on the radio soon, but it won't be in the form of a song. Instead, the pop singer will work as a DJ.

Aguilera's very own radio station is set to debut Friday. The 24-hour online channel will be distributed across Clear Channel Radio's "iheartradio" network, and will feature interviews, news, personal commentary from Aguilera as well as her favorite tunes.

A GUY WAS ARRESTED FOR FORNICATING WITH A HORSE . . . FOR THE SECOND TIME

Sometimes I forget how many messed up people there are in this world.  Then I hear something like THIS, and it reminds me that we're surrounded by sickos and perverts . . .

On Monday, Barbara Kenley of Conway, South Carolina (--in the eastern part of the state, about 25 miles northwest of Myrtle Beach), went outside to check on her horses at the Lazy B Stables when she saw a car parked on her property that she didn't recognize. 

So Barbara grabbed a shotgun and a video camera and headed out to the stables, where she found 50-year-old Rodell Vereen VIOLATING one of her horses named Sugar.  (!!!)

Barbara pointed her shotgun at Rodell and told him not to move.  Then she called the cops.  Rodell was arrested and charged with trespassing and BUGGERY (--that's right, buggery).  He's being held on $10,000 bond.  But get this . . .

This ISN'T the first time Barbara's caught Rodell fornicating with one of her horses.   In fact, Rodell was already on probation for violating another horse at the Lazy B Stables back in 2007.

Barbara says, quote, "I have a false sense of security right now.  When they arrested him before, I thought that was the end of it.  Now all of my insecurities are back.  I can't go out there at certain times because I am afraid. "In 20 years I've never had a problem like this.  I never knew people did such a thing."

CLICK READ THE HORSE STORY HERE

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

Jaime Pressly - 32  (Sexy / Trashy Joy on "My Name is Earl".)

Hilary Swank - 35  (She won the Best Actress Oscars for "Million Dollar Baby" AND for "Boys Don't Cry".  Essentially, she's won an Oscar for all her movies except the ones in which she DOESN'T get beaten to death.

Tom Green - 38  (Clown-ass who used to nail Drew Barrymore.  They were married for all of five months before HE kicked HER to the curb.)

Christine Taylor - 38  (Has parlayed being Ben Stiller's wife into roles in "Zoolander" and "Dodgeball" . . . however, she got her role as Marsha in "The Brady Bunch Movie" on her own.)

Christopher Nolan - 39  (Director of "The Dark Knight", "Batman Begins" and "Memento".)

Simon Baker - 40  (Christian in "The Devil Wears Prada".  He's GORGEOUS.  Your wife fell in love with him back when he starred on "The Guardian".  He returned to TV last fall as the star of the CBS detective show, "The Mentalist".)

Vivica A. Fox - 45  (Nubian drunk-driving goddess.)

Lisa Kudrow - 46  (Phoebe on "Friends".)

Laurence Fishburne - 48  (He WAS Cowboy Curtis on "Pee Wee's Playhouse".  Since then he's been type-cast into mostly forgettable roles such as Morpheus in "The Matrix".)

Kate Bush - 51

DELTA BURKE!!! - 53  (We love her.)

Anita Hill - 53  (She said Clarence Thomas once asked her, "Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?"  Thankfully there were no witnesses . . . because the answer was ME!)

FRANK STALLONE!!! - 59  (Super + Star = SUPERSTAR!!!)

Arnold Schwarzenegger - 62

Paul Anka - 68  (Only a musical GOD.  He's also Jason Bateman's father-in-law.  Jason nails Paul's daughter, Amanda.)

1942 - Frank Sinatra recorded the last of 90 recordings with the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra.

1954 - Elvis Presley made his professional debut in Memphis. It was his first concert to be advertised.

1956 - Brenda Lee recorded her first hit, "Jambalaya" and "Bigelow 6-500."

1968 - The Beatles' Apple Boutique in London closed after heavy losses.

1970 - The Rolling Stones fired Allen Klein as their manager.

1987 - David Bowie played the first show of his "Glass Spider" tour in Philadelphia, PA.

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Michael Airington stars in Oh My Goodness...it's Paul Lynde! a hilarious new show that pays tribute to the star who was well known as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched and a regular cast member on The Hollywood Squares. The show, which features voice overs by The Hollywood Squares' famed host Peter Marshall, traces Paul's life from his humble beginnings to stardom as one of America's funniest TV stars in the '70s.

we want to fill the room tomorrow night...

9 to 5 Will Close on Broadway Sept. 6; Tour Will Launch in Nashville :(

The marquee value of both songwriter Dolly Parton and the hit title 9 to 5 was not enough to keep the new musical version of the popular 1980 movie alive on Broadway. The musical will close Sept. 6.

Producer Robert Greenblatt told his cast the bad news before the matinee on July 29. The financial loss for Greenblatt and his partners doesn't keep them from thinking 9 to 5: The Musical has legs: a national tour is in the works, to launch the week of Sept. 20, 2010, at the Tennessee Performing Arts Center in Nashville.

By close, the Broadway run of 9 to 5 will have played 148 performances and 24 previews.