VIEWS FROM A BROAD

ROSEANNE DOES HITLER for HEEB magazine...

Jews...Hitler and an  Oven...all in the same pic..


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THE WEEKLY WRAP 13 Ben Silverman Obama and Heidi Montag's Cans!

Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: Ben Silverman leaves NBC (only in Hollywood can you fail miserably and get a promotion!), Jack Nicholson gone boating in France (he's taking up all of France) and Barack Obama, whose life-size stand-ups at Dulles Airport have dropped in price from $40 to $9.99 (imagine, the president, a blue-light special!). So sit your tookus down and watch ...
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LORENZO LAMAS TO RECONCILE WITH SON who SLEPT WITH HIS STEPMOM???

Now this has White trash written all over it...

You gotta love Reality TV...Yeap...what barrels they must scrape to get the latest Crap weare offered to watch...

Lorenzo Lamas hadn't spoken to son A.J. since 2003 -- about the same time published reports say the young soap star was bedding his dad's fourth ex-wife, stripper Shauna Sands.

Luckily, their touching "reconciliation" is being documented by the cable channel for this season's reality-wreck "The Lamas Life."

THE show which began filming in LA just three weeks ago, also peeks into the private lives of ex-wife Michelle Smith and daughters Dakota (an aspiring-but-awful singer) and Shayne (who recently "won" ABC's "The Bachelor").

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Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

B.J. Novak - 30  (Ryan on "The Office" . . . and writer extraordinaire.  He went from being Michael's INTERN to being Michael's BOSS . . . then back to being a TEMP.)

Dean Cain - 43  (Dean demolished Brooke Shields' hymen faster than a speeding bullet.  He deflowered her when they were both horny students at Yale.)  (--True.)

J.K. Rowling - 44  (Brilliant British writer who gave us "Harry Potter" . . . and who is now RICHER THAN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.  It's probably no coincidence that in the books, Harry's birthday is also July 31st.)

Wesley Snipes - 47  (Tax cheat.Actor and did Drag once)

Bill Berry - 51  (Former drummer for R.E.M.  He had to quit in 1997 after a brain aneurysm.)

Michael Biehn - 53  (Kyle in "The Terminator", Corporal Hicks in "Aliens", the sheriff in "Planet Terror" AND he is Val Kilmer's "huckleberry", Johnny Ringo, in "Tombstone".)

Alan Autry - 57  (Captain Bubba Skinner on "In The Heat Of The Night" . . . and he was the mayor of beautiful Fresno, California, from 2001 to January of this year.) 

Barry Van Dyke - 58  (Dick's son;  Detective Steve Sloan on "Diagnosis Murder".)

Gary Lewis - 64  (Son of Jerry Lewis, and leader of Gary Lewis & The Playboys.  Biggest hits:  1965's "This Diamond Ring" and 1966's "Everybody Loves A Clown".) 

Ted Cassidy - (1932 - 1979)  (Lurch on "The Addams Family" TV series.)

1942 - Harry James and his band recorded "I’ve Heard that Song Before." Helen Forrest sang the song.

1964 - Jim Reeves died when his single-engine Beechcraft crashed near Nashville, TN.

1969 - A Moscow police chief reported that thousands of Moscow telephone booths had been made inoperable by thieves who had stolen phone parts in order to convert their acoustic guitars to electric.

1971 - A security guard was stabbed to death at New York's Forest Hills Stadium on the second night of the Who's U.S. tour.

1976 - Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper" was released

1976 - Orleans' "Still The One" was released.

1979 - James Taylor played a free concert in New York's Central Park to help the city's campaign to restore the park's Sheep Meadow.

1980 - John Phillips (Mamas and Papas) was arrested by the FBI for possession of cocaine. He was sentenced to five years in prison. He lectured against drugs for 250 hours as an alternate sentence.

1981 - Debra Harry released the solo album "Koo Koo." Harry was the singer for the group Blondie.

1995 - Selena's "Dreaming of You" debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard chart. It was her first English album. Selena became the first Latin artist to debut at No. 1.

Something you'd never see BUSH "W "doing...healing wounds and bring people together..

I get so upset when people attack our President... I ask anyone of the chronic bithers to move in and take over his job..

You would  have never ever seen Dumb a a rock bush brains...do what he did today...

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is hailing his meeting with professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and policeman James Crowley as a "friendly, thoughtful conversation."

In a statement after the three men and Vice President Joe Biden chatted over beers, Obama said he learned that Gates and Crowley had already spent some time talking with each other. He called that "a testament to them."

Said Obama: "I have always believed that what brings us together is stronger than what pulls us apart. I am confident that has happened here tonight, and I am hopeful that all of us are able to draw this positive lesson from this episode."