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What People stick in their Bodies and Buttholes...OY VEY!

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THE BLACK MARKET RATE FOR TWO CHILDREN IS $175 . . . AND A $1,500 COCKATOO

TOTAL IDIOTS! I'm surprised they didn't blame it on the economy!
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On Saturday, police in Eunice, Louisiana (in the central part of the state, about 75 miles west of Baton Rouge), arrested 46-year-old Paul Romero and his wife, 27-year-old Brandy, for kidnapping an unidentified 5-year-old boy . . . and his 4-year-old sister. 

But you have to hear the details to appreciate just how truly messed up this situation is . . .

#1.)  According to Paul and Brandy, a 51-year-old convicted pedophile named Donna Greenwell approached them about a COCKATOO they were selling for $1,500.  Donna explained she couldn't afford to buy the bird . . . but she'd be willing to trade for it.

#2.)  Paul and Brandy agreed to give Donna the cockatoo and $175 cash in exchange for . . . THE TWO KIDS!!

#3.)  Donna IS NOT the mother of the kids.  Their real mother is a fugitive from the law . . . and the police think Donna somehow got the kids in a separate trade last year. 

Donna has been charged with kidnapping . . . and Brandy and Paul have been charged with aggravated kidnapping.  If they're convicted, they could each get up to LIFE in prison. 

The kids are now in state custody.  But according to a police spokesman, the boy and girl have another half-sibling who is still missing.  (--How sick is this?)  (Shreveport Times)

Happy Birthdays & ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY..

ALWAYS CLICK ON PICS TO SEE LARGER

Karolina Kurkova - 25  (Sexy Victoria's Secret model from Czechoslovakia.)

Ali Larter - 33  (The stripper / assassin with the split personality on "Heroes".  But to me she'll always be the chick who wears the whipped cream bikini in "Varsity Blues".)

RAE DAWN CHONG!!! - 48  (Tommy Chong's interracially taboo daughter!!!)

Cindy Wilson - 52  (B-52's MINX!!!)

John Turturro - 52  (Supreme character actor:  Pete in "O Brother Where Art Thou"; JESUS THE PEDERAST IN "THE BIG LEBOWSKI";  Pino in "Do the Right Thing".)
 
 Gilbert Gottfried - 54  (Truly rose to new comedic heights in that filthy "Aristocrats" movie.)

BERNADETTE PETERS!!! - 61  (THICK-CHESTED MINX WITH FIRE DOWN BELOW!!!)  (--She was the inspiration for Steve Martin's "THERMOS SONG" in "The Jerk".  Can YOU say that???)

Bubba Smith - 64  (NFL legend AND Moses Hightower in the "Police Academy" movies!!!)

Frank Bonner - 67  (Sales-scum Herb Tarlek on "WKRP in Cincinnati".)

Mario Andretti - 69  (Racing legend.)

GAVIN MACLEOD!!! - 79  (Beautifully bald Captain Stubing on "The Love Boat".)

Charles Durning - 86  (The singing Governor in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", Governor Pappy O'Daniel in "O Brother, Where Art Thou" and the evil DOC HOPPER in "The Muppet Movie"!!!)

Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel - (1906 - 1947)  (Jewish gangster responsible for Las Vegas.)

1883 - The first vaudeville theater opened.

1885 - AT&T (American Telephone and Telegraph) was incorporated. The company was capitalized on only $100,000 and provided long distance service for American Bell.

1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member onstage.

1984 - Michael Jackson won a record eight Grammy awards connected to the album "Thriller."

1979 - Mr. Ed, the talking horse from the TV show "Mr. Ed", died.

1983 - "M*A*S*H" became the most watched television program in history when the final episode aired.

1993 - U.S. Federal agents raided the compound of an armed religious cult in Waco, TX. The ATF had planned to arrest the leader of the Branch Davidians, David Koresh, on federal firearms charges. Four agents and six Davidians were killed and a 51-day standoff followed.

1996 - The original members of Kiss appeared at the Grammy Awards. It was the first time in 17 years that the band had appeared in full make-up and costumes.

2000 - Songwriter Stan Penrige sued the members of Kiss, the band's publishing company, and Universal Music Group. Penrige charged that he had been shortchanged millions in publishing royalties for the song "Beth."

2000 - In a Los Angeles Superior Court, Celine Dion filed a suit against the "National Enquirer". The papers claimed an "intentional infliction of emotion distress, invasion of privacy, and unfair business practices." The headline that brought the suit was "Celine: I'm Pregnant With Twins".

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony suing baby stroller company for $5M

OOPS...people never seem to realize they NEED to get permission to use Famous peoples Images~!

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have filed a federal lawsuit against the makers of high-end baby carriages over the unauthorized use of their images.

The couple filed the suit Wednesday in U.S. District Court against Silver Cross, saying use of their images on the Silver Cross Web site to market the carriages has caused irreparable damage to both Lopez's and Anthony's public images. They also maintain there's harm to Lopez's production company as well as her product and apparel lines.

The couple believe they have suffered in excess of $5 million, which they are seeking in addition to both a preliminary and permanent injunction against Silver Cross.

After-hours phone calls seeking comment went unreturned.

ED McMahon has Bone Cancer

Very sad News..

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Ed McMahon, former sidekick to Johnny Carson on "Tonight" and a familiar TV commercial pitchman, is hospitalized in intensive care, and a person close to him said Friday that McMahon has bone cancer.

Spokesman Howard Bragman said McMahon, 85, had been hospitalized for several weeks for treatment of pneumonia and other ailments. He declined to identify the Los Angeles facility.

"It's serious," Bragman said when asked about McMahon's condition, noting his age. But, Bragman added: "We're hopeful."

A person close to McMahon, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to release the information, said the illnesses included bone cancer.

Bragman said McMahon's wife and family are with him and appreciate the public expressions of concern.