VIEWS FROM A BROAD

Jessica Simpson's Movie Goes Straight to DVD and discount Bins

Can we say...RIP OFF of Private Benjamin....? WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD KEEP GIVING THESE UNTALENTED FREAKS JOBS!!!

Jessica Simpsons Klunker Major Movie Star may have opened No. 1 in Russia earlier this month - but it's not having as much success stateside.

The flick will be renamed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, and released only on DVD in America, a source confirms to Usmagazine.com. The movie - about a ditzy movie star who enlists in the army to earn money to pay her bills - is slated to hit stores Feb. 3.

The film will still premiere in Bulgaria next month, but, as Fox News points out, it will not have a release date in any country in which English is the primary language.

Simpson's rep had no comment.

Simpson's last movie, Blonde Ambition, hit video store shelves after showing in just eight Texas theaters, and earning about a WHOPPIN $1,300.

IVANA TRUMP HAS ANOTHER YOUNG MAN

Bitch is one hungry cougar!! But we love her going after young men...See what you can do with Millions of dollars!!!

WHILE Ivana Trump's new husband, Rossano Rubicondi, 35, is on a jungle island competing in the Italian reality-TV show "L'Isola dei Famosi," she's been hitting the town with a 23-year-old Belgian model, Marius Rusovici. The two were arm in arm at Denise Rich's cancer charity event last week at Cipriani Wall Street and again Tuesday night at the Rita Hayworth Alzheimer's Gala at the Waldorf, where they were "kissing and dancing," according to a witness. Ivana, 59, who hasn't spent much time with her husband since their April wedding, was introduced to Rusovici by her friend Massimo Gargia, who also set her up with Rubicondi.

[nypost.com]

MADONNA AND AROD have a quickie.WHOAAAAAA

HMMm... SCHTUPPING before the Divorce is final....This Could Help Guy RITCHIE...the Password is Adultery...

IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned.

Instead of booking a motel room, the two headed straight to Jerry Seinfeld's waterfront mansion, where they relaxed in luxury for several hours.

"The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They're neighbors on the West Side, so it's really no surprise," said an insider. "And Jerry and [wife] Jessica go to her concerts whenever she's in town."

Our spies say the clandestine East End meeting between soon-to-be-divorced Madge and freshly single A-Rod occurred on Oct. 21. A chopper carrying the Yankee slugger was seen landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica's car.

Less than 40 minutes later, another helicopter that took off from Chelsea Piers with Madonna aboard landed at the same airstrip.

"A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry's place," a witness told us. "When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen."

It's not known what the Bronx Bomber, 33, and the Material Mom, 50 - who insist they are just friends - did during their stay at Seinfeld's 12-acre spread.

"About four hours later, the dark SUV left the house and took them all back to the airport. Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in the first place. They left together," our witness said. "Several minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left."

[source newyorkpost.com]

Sarah Palin baseball comment draws boos in Erie, Pa. ( she really is an idiot)

A swing and a miss in Erie! HOW THE HELL DOES THE McCAIN-PALIN STILL STAY HIGH IN THE POLLS!

It was a throwaway line meant to be a crowd-pleaser. But it fell flat.

On Thursday at a rally in Erie, Pa., Sarah Palin touted the victors in the World Series to thousands of supporters. "I am thrilled to be here in the home state of the world-champion Philadelphia Phillies," Palin said.

The crowd booed.

Philadelphia is a seven-hour drive from Erie, which is in the state's far west. Erie's baseball devotions are split between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Cleveland Indians. (Pittsburgh and Cleveland are about two hours away.)

Palin has been booed by Pennsylvania sports fans before. Earlier this month, the Republican vice presidential candidate was loudly heckled at a Philadelphia Flyers game.

Joe the Plumber hires Nashville publicity team. Do ya just wanna puke?

From that Moose hunting bible thumpin wacko...to Joe the Plumber plucked outa obscurity... Middle america right wing Loonies have another hero... ITS SCARES THE HELL OUTA ME FOLKS.. And John McCain actually said Joe was his role model....

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Like all good celebrities, Joe the Plumber has hired a publicity team.

The Press Office in Nashville, where clients include rockers Grand Funk Railroad and Eddie Money, will help him handle the flood of interview and appearance requests that have poured in since he was mentioned during a presidential debate and quickly became a household name.

"It's like any other celebrity who is in the public eye," said Jim Della Croce, who owns the agency. "There needs to be someone acting as a clearinghouse and interpreting the opportunities and coordinating the media requests, and he truly is being inundated."

Despite rumors to the contrary, he's not planning to release an album, though a book is in the works.

"He's not doing a country record," Della Croce said flatly Thursday. "I think that was an angle that was presumptuous."

Joe the Plumber, whose real name is Samuel J. "Joe" Wurzelbacher, 34, of Ohio, gained national attention when Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama told him during a campaign stop that he wanted to "spread the wealth around."