Can we say...RIP OFF of Private Benjamin....? WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD KEEP GIVING THESE UNTALENTED FREAKS JOBS!!!
Jessica Simpsons Klunker Major Movie Star may have opened No. 1 in Russia earlier this month - but it's not having as much success stateside.
The flick will be renamed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, and released only on DVD in America, a source confirms to Usmagazine.com. The movie - about a ditzy movie star who enlists in the army to earn money to pay her bills - is slated to hit stores Feb. 3.
The film will still premiere in Bulgaria next month, but, as Fox News points out, it will not have a release date in any country in which English is the primary language.
Simpson's rep had no comment.
Simpson's last movie, Blonde Ambition, hit video store shelves after showing in just eight Texas theaters, and earning about a WHOPPIN $1,300.