Bo Bice - 33 (The southern "rocker" who took second place during the 4th season of "American Idol".)
Jenny McCarthy - 36 (Goofy minx from MTV's "Singled Out", "Scary Movie 3" and the failed UPN show "The Bad Girl's Guide". Jim Carrey nails her GOOD.)
Toni Collette - 36 (Strangely attractive mom from "The Sixth Sense", "About A Boy" and "Little Miss Sunshine".)
Sophie B. Hawkins - 41
Willie D. - 42 (Young urban troubadour in the Geto Boys.)
Big Kenny Alphin - 45 (Country music superstar from Big & Rich.)
Rick Allen - 45 (Def Leppard's one-armed drummer.)
MAGS FURUHOLMEN!!! - 46 (A-HA singer!!!)
Anthony Kiedis - 46 (Red Hot Chili Peppers singer.)
Fernando Valenzuela - At least 48 (Peen-chee gordito pitcher-o por los Doyers de Los Angeles.) (--That's how they say "Dodgers" in the hood, es-say.)(--Fernando was the only pitcher to win Rookie of the Year and Cy Young Award honors in the same year.)
(--Though his birth date is officially listed as November 1st, 1960, most baseball scouts and media believe he was born up to five years earlier. But hey, if you lie about your age you get to play five more years before people start talking about you retiring.)
Lyle Lovett - 51 (Country singer. More importantly . . . he used to NAIL JULIA ROBERTS.)
DAN PEEK!!! - 58 (AMERICA!!! The super-group that brought you "A Horse With No Name", "Sister Golden Hair", "Tin Man" and "Ventura Highway"!!!)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - 64 (Brilliant former WWF commentator who once said, "Tito Santana is like a cue ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him.") (???) (--He's also famous for saying, "A friend in need is a pest.")
Larry Flynt - 66 (Warped my prepubescent mind with "BEAVER HUNT".)
Marcia Wallace - 66 (Naughty semi-regular panelist on "Match Game 73". She was also the oddly fascinating Amazon Carol Kester Bondurant on "The Bob Newhart Show". Now she's the voice of oddly sexy teacher Mrs. Edna Krabappel on "The Simpsons".)
Bill Anderson (Nickname: Whispering Bill) - 71 (Country singer, songwriter and Po Folks pitchman.)
ON THIS DAY.......
