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When aliens are blowing shit up and Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are no where in sight, who you gonna call to save you from the hoardes of extraterrestrial terrorists? The Center for Disease Control (while helpless in the face of a zombie apocolypse) suggests that in the event of an alien invasion, you should rely less on your ability to sucker punch those martian mo-fos and MORE on Our Lady of the Gaga.
In case of an alien invasion, do not attempt to save humankind all by yourself. If an alien asks you to take it to your leader, buy yourself some time by showing it a Lady Gaga music video and dial 9-1-1 while it watches. In the event an international strike force by our world’s greatest celebrity action heroes cannot prevail against the alien fleet, then…well…might as well just sit back and relax with another good disaster movie as you wait for our new alien overlords to tell us what to do.
When we are invaded and turned into meat sacks for the consumption of a superior race, I'm certainly going to pull out my best Mother Monster inspired looks to help me escape subjugation.
Not only does the CDC have suggestions for the impending galactic menace, they also cover other basic survivalist topics: earthquakes, blizzards and that ever pesky volcano that seems to want to pop up in the middle of a populated metropolis. Take a read over at their blog for answers to these and other burning questions, like "What is that burning and why is it only when I pee?"
