Dudley Gill, the former sexual Predator Patriarch of the "singing Gill family" awoke one Sunday morning and said, "Jesus had told him to dress as bottle of Pepto Bismal" and go wear table linens around your neck...and so he did..
Meanwhile Lil Herbert Gill ( lower left hand) unfortunately got caught playing Pocket Pool during the photo shoot and was accused of a sexual sin (while lookin like he should be on the over of MAD magazine...those ears??!!)
just saying..
There is Just something about an extra can of Aqua Net, some cheap dress patterns and a little Praise the lord joy...that makes ya wanna record an album...
Obviously ..the Lord was nowhere around to guide these three hot tranny mess's anywhere near a stylist..
THIS WEEKS GOSPEL DON'T goes to : Those Fashionista's The EINERTS ( not to be confused with Innerds) probably toured the finest Baptist churches and searched the world over for trendy Pentecostal thrift stores for clever outfits to keep up there swanky appearances..and keep those tithing and offering plates full..
so join me by raising up your ams for a big ole Glory Hallelujah for Bill Jim and Mary who kept on Praising the Lord even AFTER he slipped away...
( are those white ties toilet paper or Pillow cases?)
And then GOD spoke to Lige, Joyce & Dan... pay no heed to fashion, style or trends.. Grab thy most tacky outfits, tease your hair to the heavens Joyce, and strum for the lord..
AND THEY DID... off key mind you!
( and he forgot to say, an old Jew broad will post your pic one day for the whole world to see)
Don't ya just love these People who said GOD talks to them,..GOD told them to go buy eggs... God said build a bridge to nowhere or God just said.."how about you dress up in your best Robin's egg blue "Jackie O"-rip off and gather the children around the Piano and have your Smarmy looking Husband hold a red sex manual and Ester Goldberg will post you one day on her Blog"...
Yeap..Could anyone of these People PLEASE tell me, if GOD talks to you..what the hell does his voice sound like?
Who shot the picnic tablecloth and made it into these Snappy Outfits for Church!!! HEE HAAWW!! Thank the Lord for the Singer sewing Machine...
NOW... about that nasty "fro" the young Smylie boy is sportin...Would that be a sin?
Jesus shot the couch and momma made it into a dress.....Hallelujah!!!
The Lord loves the CAVALRY AIRES....it must be those rockin GEETARSSSSSSSSS!
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