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HERE ARE SEVEN SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT SEX:

Unlike food, water and sleep, sex isn't a biological necessity.  But it's still pretty important.  And if you haven't gotten any in a while, it can have some seriously negative effects on your mind and body. 

 With that in mind, here are seven signs your body's trying to tell you that you've gone too long without sex:

Must-have-sex signals
- Excessive nervousness
- Long states of unjustified anxiety, migraines
- Permanent stress
- Lack of food appetite
- Lack of the need to sleep
- Contradictory feelings regarding certain persons
- Frequent sexual fantasies, especially during nighttime.


(Just so we're all on the same page here, you don't necessarily need another person to help you relieve the symptoms of "sexlessness."  I'm just putting that out there.  You know what I'm getting at.)

read the whole story at TIMES OF INDIA here..

Britney Spears Australian Backlash...Audience members walk out and demand money back!!

Gotta love the cultured folks from other countries who demand REAL performers onstage. Most younger American fans don't have a clue what REAL talent is...so her miming an entire concert goes over their mindless little heads and they thinks a miracle on stage..."Lets just be famous ya'll!"

From the Daily Mail

The pop star is 'extremely upset' over the backlash, her promoter admitted, because 'she's a human being'.

Fans who walked out of her Circus tour performance last week because she was miming during segments of the two-hour show said they wanted their money back as her dancing had failed to make up for the lack of words.

One entertainment writer described Miss Spears as looking 'horrifically out of place, like she'd rather be anywhere else but on stage in front of 17,000 fans, some of whom had paid up to £800 for tickets.

'We were led to believe the lip-syncing was necessary because her dancing was so good, so rigorous, she couldn't possibly sing. But her moves were sloppy and stiff, as well as out of time.'

Did Jared Leto make a pact with the Devil? He's 37 and looks 16

He is so darn handsome...I want what he's taken...he acts and sings...

If you've never seen REQUIEN for A DREAM..ya should....He kicked ass..

STRUGGLING GAY EMPIRE STARTS TO CRUMBLE- the slow demise of HERE TVand the ADVOCATE MAGAZINE....one word ...PITY!

There is such a thing as Karma....

As much as we despise the greed and negativity in the Straight Corporate world..its also runs rampant..in some gay businesses as well... Case and point in the story below...A tale of DWEEBLE DEE and DWEEBLE DUMBER....Paul Colichman and Stephen Jarchow..founders of the Bleeding Here/regent Media!

A NOTE: These are the leeches that blackballed my Nephews PAUL LYNDE show to the Gay media and wanted the Movie rights for a pawltry 3 thousand dollars. THEN, after he refused such an insult figured- the Nasty queens barred coverage and pulled reviews of his show from the magazines on any of the LA shows.Can we say nasty vindictive??..UH HUH!!! Can we say there is such a thing as Karma? YES!

After one of their exec's came to the OH MY GOODNESS..its Paul Lynde show, they contacted us and said we HAVE TO Put this on Advocate/ gay.com website..THIS IS AN AWESOME SHOW..the exec later .did a 180..and never contacted us again...after he was told...NO COVERAGE..

so...here's the poop..from our new friends at  Queerty.com ( there's obviously no love lost there either).

Just days after a glowing profile in the Dallas Morning News of Paul Colichman and Stephen Jarchow's Regent/Here Media comes word from inside the company: it's a sinking ship.

On Wednesday, an estimated 13 staffers were let go, including the magazine's managing editor and 15-year veteran John Jameson was axed, along with art director Craig Edwards (his less experienced deputy was given the job, for much less cash), associate photo editor Meghan Quinn, and copy editor Teresa Morrison. On the business side, associate publisher Mike Phelps and production manager Brian Lindsey were let go. (We're told Lindsey "sent out a naked picture of himself with a sock over his happy parts" upon receiving the news. Send it in if you have it, please.) UPDATE: We scored the photo! It's here.

And here's the news we're hearing (but have not confirmed with the company): The Advocate will cease publication as a standalone magazine offered on the newsstand. Instead, it'll be poly-bagged as an insert of the company's fashion and lifestyle glossy Out. If true, it's unclear whether current subscribers will still receive a standalone version of the magazine or have their subscriptions swapped for Out. UPDATE: We're told that moving forward, The Advocate will, at least initially, appear as a 32-to-36-page-ish poly-bagged insert "accompaniment" to Out, though it may remain a "separate" book from Out. It will not be sold on the newsstand, and it's unclear whether new subscriptions to Advocate will be accepted, or whether they'll be transferred to Out by default.

READ THE WHOLE QUEERTY.COM STORY AND HALF ASS DAMAGE CONTROLLED EMAIL FROM THE REGENT/HERE PR DUDE

See how Toxic that Bloated blogger is?  Climb up his ass..put him on your cover for "the money"..and you Crumble..with a gay backlash

Anderson Cooper and Muscular Friend Shack up in LUXURY HOTEL SUITE in India!

Yeah... I wanna take my Gay Boyfriend for Spicey Indian Curry! ( wink)

Anderson Cooper has been consoling himself over falling ratings by living it up in Jaipur, India, at one of the world's most opulent hotels.

The CNN star was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, an owner of East Village bar Eastern Bloc, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler.

Cooper's $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, "Anderson's room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals." CNN declined to comment.

NEW YORK POST SOURCE

Visit the Hotels Site here...

GORDON RAMSEY...had a facelift ..and you can't friggin tell??? wtf?

Gordon Ramsay has told how he underwent a painful beauty treatment to have the deep grooves on his chin filled in, on the advice of Simon Cowell.

 The tough-talking F Word host, known for his craggy looks, told the Radio Times how he acted on the suggestion after making it big in the US.

He told the magazine: 'My mother said they were smile lines. I could deal with that at 21, but not at 42.

I hope he didn't spend a,lot of money....

NOAH CYRUS...looks like Billy Ray has a new Prosti-tot on the Horizon

Of course its a Halloween costume party...But WTF were the parents thinking?  It looks like a mini ( more redmeck ) Miley to me!!

LANCE BASS lookin damn SEXY!!!

What can I say...he looks darn good! Kudos LANCE!

SYLVESTER STALLONE IS LOOKING SCAREY AS HELL...

There are no words...except ADRIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!

 

BEYONCE'S WTF moment...she had to be sanitized ( or her hand cut off)after this pic

Basically everyone should have to stare at this photo every day for 30 minutes while they ponder their life choices.

No Talent, Stolen Talent, Real Talent

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