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 -Josh Duhamel - 37  ("Las Vegas" stud.  He gives it to Fergie OH-SO-NASTILY.)  (--Let's revisit Josh's NUDE photos, shall we?)   (--CAUTION JEDI'S . . . YOU SEE FULL GENITALIA  ITS ART you PERVS! SEE ALL OF JOSH HERE!!!!!

-Obie Trice - 32  (One of the Detroit rappers sponging off Eminem's fame.  Biggest album:  2003's "Cheers" . . . featuring the gangsta smashes "Got Some Teeth" and "The Setup".)

--Curt Schilling - 43  (Boston Red Sox pitching stud . . . who was amazing in the 2004 playoffs DESPITE his bloody, busted ankle being on the verge of SNAPPING OFF.)

--Travis Barker - 34  (Drummer from Blink-182 before they broke up.  Now he's best known for ALMOST DYING with DJ AM in that plane crash back in September.  He's recovering quite nicely, in case you care.)

--Patrick Warburton - 45  (Puddy on "Seinfeld" and the voice of Peter's wheelchair-bound neighbor Joe on "Family Guy".  Plus, he WAS "The Tick"!!!)

--Laura San Giacomo - 47  (Petite, top-heavy-minx Maya Gallo on "Just Shoot Me".  She was also Julia Roberts' hooker-friend in "Pretty Woman".)

--CONDOLEEZZA RICE!!! - 55  (YOUR Very Sexy Nubian Secretary of State.)

--YANNI!!! - 55  (DASHING GREEK MUSICAL GOD WHO USED TO NAIL LINDA EVANS ANY TIME HE WANTED TO!!!  Not sure if he did her Greek-style . . . "butt" . . . HE PROBABLY DID!!! --Did you know that Yanni has a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from the University of Minnesota???  AND at the age of 14, he broke the Greek National Swimming Record in the 50-meter freestyle!!!  It's true!!! 

-James Young - 60  (Guitarist in Styx.  Their biggest albums include 1977's "The Grand Illusion" . . . featuring "Come Sail Away";  1978's "Pieces of Eight" . . . with "Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)" . . .)

--Prince Charles - 61 

--Boutros Boutros-Ghali - 86  (Former U.N. Secretary-General with a name so nice you have to say it twice.)

 1851 - A little book HERMAN MELVILLE wrote called "Moby Dick" was first published in the U.S.

1986 - GENE HACKMAN'S classic basketball film "Hoosiers" was released.

1987 - SONNY & CHER WERE PRODDED BY DAVID LETTERMAN INTO SINGING "I GOT YOU BABE" ON HIS SHOW.

1990 - THE WHO'S PETE TOWNSHEND confessed his BISEXUALITY to "Newsweek".  Bisexual Pete Townshend said, quote, "I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman.  And I won't be classified as just a man."

1993 - Miami Dolphins coach DON SHULA picked up his 325th win, an NFL record.

1993 - PUERTO RICO VOTED AGAINST BECOMING THE 51ST U.S. STATE.

1993 - H. Shiozawa & T. Urata discovered ASTEROID #7136, while M. Hirasawa & S. Suzuki discovered ASTEROID #6416!!!  (???)

1996 - MICHAEL JACKSON married DEBBIE ROWE.  They spawned two kids, son Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. and daughter Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, before divorcing in 1999.

1998 - CARMEN ELECTRA married DENNIS RODMAN.  The nation was SHOCKED when they divorced less than six months later.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

Happy Birthday & ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY..

Ron Artest - 30  (NBA lunatic who now plays for the Houston Rockets.  He was the lead idiot in that brawl with fans in Detroit a few years ago when he was still with the Indiana Pacers.--Classic Ron Artest story:  After his rookie year in the NBA with the Chicago Bulls, instead of working on his game in the off-season, Ron took a job at Circuit City . . . to get the EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT!!!)  (True.)

Monique Coleman - 29  ("Dancing with the Stars" loser who got her big break as Gabriella's best friend in the "High School Musical" movies.  Corbin Bleu's character would get smooth up in her . . . if Disney characters did such things.)

Noah Hathaway - 38  (Boxey, Apollo's annoying kid on "Battlestar Galactica" . . . AND the man-child warrior Atreyu in "The NeverEnding Story".)

Gerard Butler - 40  (King Leonidas in "300", The Phantom in "The Phantom of the Opera" and Dracula in "Dracula 2000".)

Steve Zahn - 42  (Superstar character actor from "Sahara", "Reality Bites", "That Thing You Do!" and "Saving Silverman".  He's also the voice of Runt of the Litter in "Chicken Little".)

 Whoopi Goldberg - 54 She is Fabulous and Fierce (Real name: Caryn Elaine Johnson.)

Jimmy Kimmel - 42  (He may or may not still be nailing Sarah Silverman anytime he wants to.  They won't say for sure.)

Vinny Testaverde - 46  (Ancient and broken quarterback for the Carolina Panthers.  He just retired in January.)

Neil Flynn - 49  (The janitor on "Scrubs" and Lindsay Lohan's dad in "Mean Girls".)

Chris Noth - 55  (Mr. Big on "Sex and the City".)

 Tracy Scoggins - 56  (Minx.  "Dynasty", "The Colbys", "Babylon 5" AND "Circus of the Stars #8, #14 AND #16".  Thankfully she's acting again and appeared on "Nip/Tuck" as another one of Christian's many conquests.)

Frances Conroy - 56  (The mom, Ruth, on "Six Feet Under".)

Joe Mantegna - 62  ("Criminal Minds" star who IS the voice of Fat Tony on "The Simpsons"!!!  You'd also remember him as Joey Zasa in "The Godfather:  Part 3".)

Garry Marshall - 75  (Brother of Penny Marshall.--He wrote for the "Dick Van Dyke Show" and "The Lucy Show" . . . produced "The Odd Couple" and "Mork & Mindy" . . . created "Happy Days" . . . and directed "Pretty Woman", "The Princess Diaries" AND "Exit to Eden"!!!--P.S.:  Did you know that Garry Marshall's "trademark" is that he uses Hector Elizondo in most all of his movies?  IT'S TRUE!!!)

1789 - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN wrote a letter to a friend in which he said, "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except DEATH AND TAXES." 

 1940 - WALT DISNEY'S "Fantasia" was  released.  It flopped.  It only became a huge hit when it was re-released in 1967 . . . when all the kiddies were smoking CANNABIS.

1942 - President Roosevelt lowered the MINIMUM DRAFT AGE from 21 to 18.

1946 - Skiers at Mount Greylock, Massachusetts, were amazed by inventor Vincent Schaeffer's new creation . . . ARTIFICIAL SNOW.

1956 - THE SUPREME COURT STRUCK DOWN LAWS CALLING FOR RACIAL SEGREGATION ON PUBLIC BUSES.

1961 - "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", by The Tokens, was released.

1971 - THREE DOG NIGHT'S MONSTER JAM "OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG" WAS RELEASED!!!

1973 - 19-year-old JERRY LEE LEWIS, JR., the son of JERRY LEE LEWIS, was killed in a highway accident in Mississippi.  Just several days earlier, he had appeared on TV as a drummer in his dirty daddy's band.--Eleven years earlier, Jerry Lee Lewis' only other son, Steve Allen, (--named after the talk show host who put The Killer on national TV for the first time) drowned in the family swimming pool at age 3.)

1981 - "Time Bandits" was released!!!  You should rent this movie for one very important reason:  It's one of the few times that YOU CAN SEE R2D2 WITHOUT HIS COSTUME!!!--KENNY BAKER made this between "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" . . . and stars as a midget named Fidgit!!!)

1982 - RAY "BOOM BOOM" MANCINI regained his WBA lightweight title by knocking out Duk Koo Kim in the 14th round.  Kim, knocked unconscious, was rushed to the hospital . . . where he DIED four days later. 

1991 - DISNEY'S "Beauty & The Beast" was released.  It was the first animated feature EVER nominated for a Best Picture Oscar.  (--It "only" won Best Song and Best Original Score.)

1992 - ELTON JOHN performed in Mexico for the first time.  He performed his first Mexican concert in front of 90,000 Mexicans in Mexico City.  --Later that night, he became the first man to attend a donkey show . . . FOR THE DONKEY--No, YOU STFU.  You know you were thinkin' it, too!!!)

1993 - For some reason, MICHELLE PFEIFFER married "Boston Legal" genius creator DAVID E. KELLEY.  Today is their 15th Anniversary.

1998 - BILL CLINTON agreed to pay PAULA JONES $850,000 to throw out her sexual harassment lawsuit.

2004 - OL' DIRTY BASTARD of the WU TANG CLAN collapsed and died just two days before his 36th birthday.

2005 - WWE rassler EDDIE GUERRERO died of heart problems at the age of 38.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

Happy Birthday & ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY..

--Ryan Gosling - 29  (Mantastic Noah in "The Notebook".  Ryan may or may not be nailing his "Notebook" co-star, Rachel McAdams.  The last we heard, their on-again, off-again relationship is back OFF.) 

--Omarion - 25  (Former B2K member and "YOU GOT SERVED" SUPERSTAR!!!)

--Anne Hathaway - 27  ("Princess Diaries" and "The Devil Wears Prada" minx.  You can see her BUCK NAKED in "Havoc" and everyone's favorite gay cowboy movie, "Brokeback Mountain".--Anne had to break up with her boyfriend this summer, after he got convicted of fraud and sent to prison for four years.  Now, she's dating the guy who played Enos in the "Dukes of Hazzard" prequel.)  (???)

--Cote de Pablo - 30  (Ziva David, the oddly sexy Mossad liaison officer on "NCIS".)

--Tevin Campbell - 31  (Young urban '90s singer now resting comfortably under the Gay Rock of Obscurity . . . interracially adjunct to a hairless honky twink.)

--Tamala Jones - 35  (She was Tracy Morgan's wife on "The Tracy Morgan Show" AND she IS Jackie in the Lance Bass - Joey Fatone cinematic classic "On the Line"!!--Also, in 2000, Tamala Jones was voted by the readers of the widely read "Black Men Magazine" as one of "The 10 Sexiest Women of the Year"!!!)

--Mayte Garcia - 36  (Prince's ex wife who was later nailed by the lengthy Tommy Lee.)

--TONYA HARDING!!! - 40  (Sexy AND classy.)

--Sammy Sosa - 41  (Beisbol has been berry, berry good to heem.)

--NADIA COMANECI!!! - 49  (Romanian minx who earned the first PERFECT 10 in Olympic gymnastics history, during the 1976 Games.  Former U.S. Olympian Bart Conner gets to nail her ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

--Megan Mullally - 51  (Failed daytime talk show host and, more importantly, Karen, the saucy-naughty minx on "Will & Grace".  She's currently doing a guest-starring stint on "30 Rock".)

--Neil Young - 64  (Godfather of Grunge.  His biggest album SANS Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young is 1972's "Harvest" . . . featuring the amazing "Old Man" and "Heart Of Gold".)

--Al Michaels - 65  (After 20 years on ABC's "Monday Night Football", he moved to NBC's "SUNDAY Night Football" once "MNF" moved from ABC over to ESPN.)

 --Wallace Shawn - 66  (Vizzini in "The Princess Bride"!!!  INCONCEIVABLE!!!  Superstar Wallace Shawn also provided the voice of Rex in the "Toy Story" movies . . . Mr. Incredible's boss in "The Incredibles", and Principal Fetchit in "Chicken Little"!!!)

-Judge Mills Lane - 73  (Bald boxing referee.  "Let's get it on!"  He also did the voice for the referee on "Celebrity Deathmatch".)

--Princess Grace of Monaco / Grace Kelly - (1929 - 1982)

1859 - 21-year-old JULES LEOTARD made his flying trapeze debut in Paris.  He designed and named the "LEOTARD" that we all know and love today!!!

1933 - Hugh Gray, from the British Aluminum Company, was walking along the shores of Loch Ness when the waters erupted and a large creature appeared in the mist.  --He was able to take five pictures of the LOCH NESS MONSTER, but after developing the film, four of the pictures were blank.  SPOOKY!!!

1954 - ELLIS ISLAND closed after processing more than 20 MILLION IMMIGRANTS since opening in New York Harbor in 1892.

1966 - DONOVAN released "Mellow Yellow".  Nowadays, Donovan is working on a new project:  Invincible Donovan University . . . a college in Scotland that will teach the principles of transcendental meditation.  (???)

1984 - MADONNA released her biggest-selling album ever, "Like A Virgin".

1987 - SLY STONE was arrested for nonpayment of child support . . . during his "comeback" show in Los Angeles.

1987 - The AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION stated that it's unethical for a doctor to refuse a patient solely because that person has AIDS or is HIV-positive.

1993 - MICHAEL JACKSON canceled a world tour, saying that he was addicted to painkillers.

1993 - "The Piano" was released.  HOLLY HUNTER won the Oscar for Best Actress . . . and she didn't have a single line!!!  11-year-old ANNA PAQUIN won Best Supporting Actress, becoming the second-youngest Oscar winner ever.--Now that she's 26, she gets naked and EROTICALLY-POUNDED by vampires almost every week on HBO's "True Blood".)

IN honor of her Birthday..GILDA RADNER DOES Nadia Comaneci

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

--LEONARDO DICAPRIO - 35  (Birth name:  Leonardo WILHELM DiCaprio.)

--Carson Kressley - 40  (The extra-gay one from "Queer Eye".)

--Calista Flockhart - 45  ("Ally McBeal" minx who's THE star of "Brothers & Sisters".  She and Harrison Ford make the taboo geriatric love.  He's 66.)

-Demi Moore - 47  (-SUPER COUGAR and nails Ashton Kutcher anyime she wants)



--Superstar Ian Marsh - 53  (Master musician in the Human League AND Heaven 17!!!  The Human League's biggest single is 1981's "Don't You Want Me?".)

 --Stanley Tucci - 49  (Character actor who was one of Meryl Streep's sidekicks in "The Devil Wears Prada".)

-Fuzzy Zoeller - 58  (Professional golfer.)

--Barbara Boxer - 69 (One of California's two sexy Democratic senators.)

 --Jonathan Winters - 84  (Legendary genius funnyman.  Without Jonathan Winters, there would be NO ROBIN WILLIAMS!!!)

--Kurt Vonnegut - Would have been 87 - (1922 - 2007)  (Brilliant author whose many great books include "Slaughterhouse Five", "Breakfast of Champions" and "Cat's Cradle".  C'MON, IT'S A QUICK READ!!!)  (???)

--George S. Patton - (1885 - 1945)  ("Old Blood & Guts" World War Two General.)

--Fyodor Dostoyevsky - (1821 - 1881)  (Author of "Crime & Punishment".)






1817 - The FIRST SWORD SWALLOWER to perform in the United States did a show in New York City.  Tickets to witness the deep-throating cost $1.

1918 - WORLD WAR ONE ENDED on the 11th hour of
the 11th day of the 11th month.  General Irwin T. Parkleton called it the "war to end all wars."  He was  right!!!  (???)  November 11th used to be known as Armistice Day . . . today it's VETERAN'S DAY, Jedi!!!

1921 - President Warren G. Harding dedicated the TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia.  They know who he is now.  (???)

1938 - TYPHOID MARY DIED.  Born Mary Mallon, she carried typhoid, and gave it to at least 53 people in America, three of whom DIED.  Typhoid Mary spent 27 of her 68 years quarantined in prison.  The typhoid isn't spread sexually . . . but I bet she tried!!!

1939 - IRVING BERLIN'S "peace song", "GOD BLESS AMERICA", was sung for the first time . . . by KATE SMITH on her network radio show.  All the royalties from the song went to the Boy and Girl Scouts of America.

1981 - Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher FERNANDO "PEEN-CHEE" VALENZUELA became the first chubby player to win Rookie of the Year AND the Cy Young Award in the same season!!!  He's Hispanic, ya know.

1984 - Superstar GARY COLEMAN underwent his SECOND kidney transplant . . . yet, 24 years later, he's STILL tough enough to whoop ass in bowling alley parking lots!!!

2002 - Delectable DIXIE CHICK EMILY ROBISON gave birth to an 8 pound, 13 ounce baby boy.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

--Tracy Morgan - 41  ("SNL".  He WAS . . . ASTRONAUT JONES!!!  Now he's on "30 Rock" . . . Tina Fey's sitcom about an "SNL"-type sketch comedy show.  And because of the economic crisis, he's no longer patronizing strip clubs!!!)

--Josh Peck - 23  (The star of "The Wackness" and Nickelodeon's "Drake & Josh".)

--Miranda Lambert - 26  (Sexy country singer who got her start as a finalist on the 2003 edition of "Nashville Star".)

--Eve - 31  (Young street-wise troubadour AND the oddly sexy Terri in "Barbershop".  Her biggest album is 1999's "Ruff Ryder's First Lady" . . . with over 1.9 million copies sold in the U.S. . . . and featuring the gangsta smash "Gotta Man".--Did you know:  Eve used to be a stripper.  It's true!!!)

--MACKENZIE PHILLIPS!!! - 50  (Superstar of "One Day at a Time" . . . who STILL loves the cocaine!!!  Mackenzie Phillips is the daughter of Mamas & Papas genius John Phillips.--Mackenzie and her dad spent much quality time together.  In fact, HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO SHOOT UP.  By age 15, our Mackenzie had a $1,000-a-week coke habit.  That's when you KNOW you've made it!!!--True story:  In 1977, an 18-year-old Mackenzie Phillips was at home with John Phillips and Mick Jagger, making tuna fish sandwiches.--When John left to get some MAYONNAISE, Mick LOCKED THE DOOR, grabbed her and said, quote, "I've been waiting to do this since you were 10 years old."  Then he proceeded to HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER.--Mackenzie later recalled, quote, "My dad is banging on the door, saying, 'Mick, be nice to her!  Don't hurt her!' and I'm going, 'Dad, leave us alone.  It's fine.'")

--Brittany Murphy - 32  (Semi-talented minx from "Sin City", "8 Mile" and the Michael Douglas movie "Don't Say a Word".  She also starred in "Just Married" with her then-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher.  Brittany says he has a tiny package.)  (???)

--Warren G - 40  (He regulates!!!  Warren G is a not-so-young street-wise troubadour AND younger half-brother of Dr. Dre.)

--Ellen Pompeo - 40  (Saucy minx from "Grey's Anatomy" and "Old School".)

--SINBAD!!! - 53  (One of California's biggest TAX CHEATS!!!)

--Greg Lake - 62  (Emerson, Lake & Palmer.  Biggest single:  The psychedelic "LUCKY MAN" . . . from their 1970 self-titled debut album.  Did you know that before Greg was in E.L & P . . . he was in a band with the future members of Uriah Heep?)  (--TRUE.)

--Tim Rice - 65  (Lyricist for "Evita", "Aladdin", "The Lion King", "Jesus Christ Superstar" AND "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".)

 --Russell Johnson - 85  (The Professor on "Gilligan's Island".)
 

--Roy Scheider - Would have been 76 - (1932 - 2008)  ("Jaws".) 

1775 - THE U.S. MARINES were organized under authority of the Continental Congress.  SEMPER FI!

1951 - DIRECT-DIAL COAST-TO-COAST TELEPHONE SERVICE BEGAN with Englewood, New Jersey, Mayor M. Leslie Denning calling the mayor of Alameda, California.

1954 - THE IWO JIMA MEMORIAL . . . you know, the one with the statue of a group of soldiers raising the American flag . . . was dedicated in Arlington, Virginia.

1967 - THE MOODY BLUES RELEASED "NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN"!!!

1969 - "Sesame Street" debuted on PBS.  An estimated eight million people still tune into the show every week.

1982 - The newly finished VIETNAM VETERANS MEMORIAL was opened to its first visitors in Washington, D.C.

1992 - AXL ROSE was found guilty of inciting a riot at St. Louis' Riverport Amphitheater.  He was given a suspended sentence and ordered to donate $10,000 each to five charities.

1993 - JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT was acquitted of a marital sexual assault charge after his Johnson was lopped off by his hot-blooded Latina minx, LORENA.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

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--Eric Dane - 37  (Dr. Mark Sloane . . . a.k.a. "McSteamy" . . . on "Grey' s Anatomy".)

--Uncle Kracker - 35  (Kid Rock's DJ.)

--David Duval - 38  (Former superstar golfer currently living under the Rock of Obscurity next to Chi Chi Rodriguez . . . and Kajagoogoo.)  (???)

--Chris Jericho - 39  (WWE superstar.)


--Vanessa Minnillo - 29  (Former MTV VJ who's dating Nick Lachey.)  (--Let's have another look at their vacation in Mexico, shall we?)

--Nick Lachey - 36  (What's left of Mr. Jessica Simpson.)

--SISQO!!! - 31  (DA DRAGON . . . GROWL!!!  Currently living under the Rock of Obscurity next to AL B. SURE and ROCKWELL!!! --His biggest album?  Obviously 1999's "Unleash The Dragon" . . . featuring the masterpiece "THONG SONG"!!!--"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck . . . thighs like what, what, what . . . baby move your butt, butt, butt . . . I think to SING IT AGAIN!!!")

--Scarface - 39  (Formerly of the Geto Boys.)

--Nikki Blonsky - 21  (Cute but VIOLENT "Hairspray" chubby.)

--Pepa - 41  (Salt-N-Pepa.  Biggest album:  1993's "Very Necessary", featuring the hit song, "Whatta Man".)  (Real name:  Sandra Denton.)  (--Now they have a reality show called "The Salt-N-Pepa Show" on VH1.)

--Lou Ferrigno - 58  (He played LOU FERRIGNO on "The King of Queens".)

--Alan Gratzer - 61  (Drummer in REO Speedwagon.  Biggest albums:  1980's "Hi Infidelity" {certified Seven-Times Platinum} . . . featuring the classics "Don't Let Him Go", "Take It on the Run", "Keep on Loving You" and "In Your Letter" . and 1984's "Wheels Are Turnin'" {certified Double Platinum} . . . featuring the song we ALL can agree on . . . the incredible "CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING"!!!)

--Big Pun - (1971 - 2000)  (Born Christopher Rios, the 698-pound Big Punisher was the first Latin rapper to go multi-platinum.  He was taken from us just two years after his debut album was released . . . when he died of a heart attack at the age of 28.--At the time of his death, Big Pun's chubby heart was FOUR TIMES the normal size.)

--Tom Fogerty - (1941 - 1990)  (Creedence Clearwater Revival.) 

--Carl Sagan - (1934 - 1996)

--Joe C. - (1974 - 2000)  (Kid Rock's deceased midget sidekick .)  (--Tombstone Name:  Joseph Calleja.)

1961 - Brian Epstein saw the Beatles play at the Cavern Club in Liverpool.



 
 1962 - Motown Records released "You've Really Got a Hold on Me," by the Miracles.

1963 - "Louie, Louie" was released by the Kingsmen.

1967 - David Crosby left the Byrds. The next year Crosby, Stills, and Nash was formed.

1967 - The first issue of Rolling Stone was published in San Francisco. John Lennon was on the cover.

1973 - Cat Stevens made his national TV debut on ABC's "In Concert."

1973 - The album "Piano Man" was released by Billy Joel.

1975 - David Bowie appeared on Cher's CBS TV show.

1998 - Singer Billy Preston, his manager Merle Otis Greene and Greene's wife Sandra were indicted on 22 charges of fraud in collecting $1 million in insurance claims.

1998 - Rick James was hospitalized after he suffered a stroke when a blood vessel ruptured in his neck during a show the week before in Denver, CO.

1998 - Michael Jackson settled a lawsuit over stories and pictures in the London Daily Mirror that said his face had been disfigured by cosmetic surgery. A lawyer for the publisher said, "The photographs were taken honestly and were not tampered with, but the Mirror has since met with the plaintiff in person and acknowledges that the photographs do not accurately represent the plaintiff's true appearance."

1999 - The Prince released the album "Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic."

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--Eric Dane - 37  (Dr. Mark Sloane . . . a.k.a. "McSteamy" . . . on "Grey' s Anatomy".)

--Uncle Kracker - 35  (Kid Rock's DJ.)

--David Duval - 38  (Former superstar golfer currently living under the Rock of Obscurity next to Chi Chi Rodriguez . . . and Kajagoogoo.)  (???)

--Chris Jericho - 39  (WWE superstar.)


--Vanessa Minnillo - 29  (Former MTV VJ who's dating Nick Lachey.)  (--Let's have another look at their vacation in Mexico, shall we?)

--Nick Lachey - 36  (What's left of Mr. Jessica Simpson.)

--SISQO!!! - 31  (DA DRAGON . . . GROWL!!!  Currently living under the Rock of Obscurity next to AL B. SURE and ROCKWELL!!! --His biggest album?  Obviously 1999's "Unleash The Dragon" . . . featuring the masterpiece "THONG SONG"!!!--"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck . . . thighs like what, what, what . . . baby move your butt, butt, butt . . . I think to SING IT AGAIN!!!")

--Scarface - 39  (Formerly of the Geto Boys.)

--Nikki Blonsky - 21  (Cute but VIOLENT "Hairspray" chubby.)

--Pepa - 41  (Salt-N-Pepa.  Biggest album:  1993's "Very Necessary", featuring the hit song, "Whatta Man".)  (Real name:  Sandra Denton.)  (--Now they have a reality show called "The Salt-N-Pepa Show" on VH1.)

--Lou Ferrigno - 58  (He played LOU FERRIGNO on "The King of Queens".)

--Alan Gratzer - 61  (Drummer in REO Speedwagon.  Biggest albums:  1980's "Hi Infidelity" {certified Seven-Times Platinum} . . . featuring the classics "Don't Let Him Go", "Take It on the Run", "Keep on Loving You" and "In Your Letter" . and 1984's "Wheels Are Turnin'" {certified Double Platinum} . . . featuring the song we ALL can agree on . . . the incredible "CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING"!!!)

--Big Pun - (1971 - 2000)  (Born Christopher Rios, the 698-pound Big Punisher was the first Latin rapper to go multi-platinum.  He was taken from us just two years after his debut album was released . . . when he died of a heart attack at the age of 28.--At the time of his death, Big Pun's chubby heart was FOUR TIMES the normal size.)

--Tom Fogerty - (1941 - 1990)  (Creedence Clearwater Revival.) 

--Carl Sagan - (1934 - 1996)

--Joe C. - (1974 - 2000)  (Kid Rock's deceased midget sidekick .)  (--Tombstone Name:  Joseph Calleja.)

1961 - Brian Epstein saw the Beatles play at the Cavern Club in Liverpool.



 
 1962 - Motown Records released "You've Really Got a Hold on Me," by the Miracles.

1963 - "Louie, Louie" was released by the Kingsmen.

1967 - David Crosby left the Byrds. The next year Crosby, Stills, and Nash was formed.

1967 - The first issue of Rolling Stone was published in San Francisco. John Lennon was on the cover.

1973 - Cat Stevens made his national TV debut on ABC's "In Concert."

1973 - The album "Piano Man" was released by Billy Joel.

1975 - David Bowie appeared on Cher's CBS TV show.

1998 - Singer Billy Preston, his manager Merle Otis Greene and Greene's wife Sandra were indicted on 22 charges of fraud in collecting $1 million in insurance claims.

1998 - Rick James was hospitalized after he suffered a stroke when a blood vessel ruptured in his neck during a show the week before in Denver, CO.

1998 - Michael Jackson settled a lawsuit over stories and pictures in the London Daily Mirror that said his face had been disfigured by cosmetic surgery. A lawyer for the publisher said, "The photographs were taken honestly and were not tampered with, but the Mirror has since met with the plaintiff in person and acknowledges that the photographs do not accurately represent the plaintiff's true appearance."

1999 - The Prince released the album "Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic."

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

-Jack Osbourne - 22  ("The Osbournes" family troll.)

--LYNNDIE ENGLAND!!! - 27  (Sexy.  Likes:  Cigarettes, penis pointing, and naked Iraqi pyramids.  Dislikes:  Geneva Conventions, beauty aids, and feminine hygiene products.)  h

--Dania Ramirez - 30  (Maya on "Heroes".)

--Bucky Covington - 32  (Country singer from the fifth season of "American Idol".)

--Brianna Beach - 33  (Porno slut who's starred in 52 fine films, including "Fahrenheit 69", "Housewives Need Cash 2" and "Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie".)

- -Tara Reid - 34  (Drunken party-slut with a quickly deteriorating physique.

--Parker Posey - 41  (Oddly sexy minx in "Dazed & Confused", "A Mighty Wind", "Best In Show" and "Scream 3".  She used to let Ryan "I Wish I Was Bryan" Adams nail her.)

--Courtney Thorne-Smith - 42  (Jim Belushi's hot wife on "According to Jim".)

--Gordon Ramsay - 43  ("Hell's Kitchen" chef.)

-LEIF GARRETT!!! - 48  (Star of the 1987 cinematic classic, "Cheerleader Camp" a.k.a. "Bloody Pompoms".  Leif is also a SUPERSTAR SINGER!!!  Biggest Hit:  ROCK BOTTOM!!!  (Rim Shot!)  But seriously . . . it's obviously "I Was Made For Dancin'"!!! --Leif OWNED the role of Bob Shelton . . . leader of the evil Socs . . . in "The Outsiders"!!!  "You guys know what greasers are?  White trash with long, greasy hair!"  OH, SNAP!!!)

--Rickie Lee Jones - 55  (Biggest Smash:  1979's "Chuck E.'s In Love", from her self-titled debut album.  She wrote it about musician Chuck E. Weiss . . . who was givin' it to her REAL GOOD at the time.)  (--TRUE.)

--Alfre Woodard - 57  (The mysterious Nubian neighbor whom nobody cared about on the second season of "Desperate Housewives".  Now she plays Christian Slater's mysterious Nubian boss on his spy show "My Own Worst Enemy".)

--Mary Hart - 59  ("Entertainment Tonight" MINX.)

--Bonnie Raitt - 60  (Mature country minx with the "fire-down-below".--Her biggest albums include 1991's "Luck of the Draw", which features the sexy "Something to Talk About" and "I Can't Make You Love Me" . . . and 1989's "Nick of Time", featuring "Have a Heart", "Thing Called Love" and the hit title track.)

--Morley Safer - 78  (He's won 12 Emmys for "60 Minutes".)

--Esther Rolle - (1920 - 1998)  (Florida Evans on "Good Times" AND "Maude".)

--Darla Hood - (1931 - 1979)  ("Little Rascals" minx.)  (--In 1979, she died of acute hepatitis . . . which you KNOW she got from Butch.) 

--Margaret Mitchell - (1900 - 1949)  (Author of "Gone With the Wind".)

1889     Montana became the 41st state.

1892     Former President Grover Cleveland beat incumbent Benjamin Harrison, becoming the only president to win non-consecutive terms in the White House.

1923     Adolf Hitler launched his first attempt to seize power with a failed coup in Munich, Germany, that came to be known as the Beer-Hall Putsch.

1932     New York Gov. Franklin D. Roosevelt was elected president over incumbent Herbert Hoover.

1966     Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.

1966     Edward W. Brooke of Massachusetts became the first African-American to be elected to the U.S. Senate by popular vote.

1971     The album "Led Zeppelin IV," which included the song "Stairway to Heaven," was released.

1987     A bomb planted by the Irish Republican Army exploded as crowds gathered in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, for a ceremony honoring Britain's war dead, killing 11 people.

1988     Vice President George H.W. Bush won the presidential election, beating Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis.

1994     Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives for the first time in 40 years and won a majority in the Senate in midterm elections.

1997     Chinese engineers diverted the Yangtze River to make way for the Three Gorges Dam.

2000     A statewide recount of presidential election ballots began in Florida. Vice President Al Gore telephoned Texas Gov. George W. Bush to concede the election, but called back about an hour later to retract his concession.

2004     Thousands of U.S. troops attacked strongholds of Sunni insurgents in Fallujah, Iraq.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

(TWINS)

Actor Jeremy London (Party of Five ) is 37.

Actor Jason London (The Rage: Carrie Two ) is 37.

--Yunjin Kim - 36  (Gorgeous Korean minx who plays Sun on "Lost".  She originally had auditioned for the role of Kate . . . but since the producers didn't think she wa s right for the part . . . they CREATED the role of Sun just for her.)

--Lily Thai - 28  (Asiatic porno slut who has starred in 123 fine films, including . . . "China Vagina", "Taste of the Orient", "White Water Shafting" and "Viagra Falls 2".)

--Morgan Spurlock - 39  ("Super Size Me" and the reality show "30 Days".)

--Christopher Knight - 52  (Peter on "The Brady Bunch".  He's now married to "America's Next Top Model" reality ho Adrianne Curry . . . whom he met on "Surreal Life". Even if the marriage doesn't last, Christopher Knight has already made an indelible mark on society thanks to five little words:  PORK CHOPS AND APPLE SAUCE.)

--King Kong Bundy - 52  (500-pound rassler who faced Hulk Hogan in a Steel Cage Match at "Wrestlemania 2".  Also the man the "Married With Children" family was named after.Greatest Moment:  Body slamming midget rassler LITTLE BEAVER at "Wrestlemania 3".)

--JONI MITCHELL - 66  (GENIUS.  Some of her greatest albums include 1970's "Lady of the Canyon" . . . which features the hit title track and "Big Yellow Taxi" {certified Platinum} .

--Johnny Rivers - 67  (His biggest hits:  "Secret Agent Man", "Poor Side of Town" and the song I got much junior high tail to . . . "Swayin' to the Music (Slow Dancin')".)

--Billy Graham - 91

 --Dana Plato - would'a, should'a been 45 - (1964 - 1999)  (Overdosed on painkillers.  DON'T TAKE DRUGS!!!  Or star on ANY SITCOM WITH GARY COLEMAN!!!)  (--Please see ***Dana Plato Trivia*** on the next two pages . . .)

--Joe Niekro - Would Have Been 65 - (1944 - 2006)  (Major League pitcher.  On October 26th, 2006, he suffered a brain aneurysm . . . and died a day after being taken to the hospital.)

1944 - PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT won an unprecedented

 FOURTH term in office, defeating Thomas E. Dewey.

1962 - RICHARD NIXON lost the election for Governor of California to incumbent Pat Brown.  Afterwards, Tricky Dick told a press conference, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore." 

1965 - The "PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY" debuted in television commercials.

1973 - For some reason . . . New Jersey became the first state to let GIRLS PLAY LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL.

1974 - "Rolling Stone" magazine reported that TED NUGENT won the NATIONAL SQUIRREL-SHOOTING ARCHERY CONTEST by picking off an extremely scary squirrel at 150 yards!!!  --The Nuge also wiped out 27 more dangerous squirrels with a handgun.

1979 - "The Rose" was released, starring BETTE MIDLER . . . AND her full, pouting breasts . . . in the chaotic story of a self-destructive female rock star, who was obviously modeled after JANIS JOPLIN.

1991 - GENIUS PAUL REUBENS, a.k.a. PEE WEE HERMAN, pleaded no contest to charges of "very" indecent exposure.  He had been arrested in Sarasota, Florida, for exposing his heightened unmentionable in a naughty movie theater.

1991 - MAGIC JOHNSON announced that he had tested positive for the HIV virus, and that he was retiring from basketball.  He mounted three comebacks, and finally ceased mounting tainted basketball groupies.  DON'T BE PROMISCUOUS!!!
1991 - THE GREAT FRANK ZAPPA was diagnosed with the prostate cancer.

2000 - For some reason, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON became the first First Lady to win public office, defeating Republican Rick Lazio for a U.S. Senate seat from New York.

2000 - GARTH BROOKS filed for a divorce from his wife Sandy . . . so that he could give the business to Tasty TRISHA YEARWOOD.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in Music & History

--Ethan Hawke - 39  (Used to nail Uma Thurman, but he traded her in for a 22-year-old model.) I posted a younger pic..cuz his Bod is so hot

--Emma Stone - 21  (Natalie in "The House Bunny", Amelia in "The Rocker", Jules in "Superbad" AND Laurie Partridge on "In Search of the New Partridge Family".)

--Annie Cruz - 25  (Filipino porno slut who has starred in 247 fine films, including . . . "So You Think You Can Squirt", "Squirts So Good" AND "Squirt-Stravaganza".)

--Taryn Manning - 31  (Nola the prostitute in "Hustle & Flow" and one of Britney's annoying best friends in "Crossroads".)

--Wiley Wiggins - 33  (He WAS Mitch Kramer in "Dazed and Confused" . . . the freshman kid whose idea of acting was to squint and squeeze the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger to convey emotion-Now he's a lame Internet BLOGGER.  Seriously.  Check out his site here . . . http://www.wileywiggins.com/.) 

--Rebecca Romijn - 37   X  MEN(Used to nail "Full House" superstar John Stamos anytime she wanted to.  Now, she lets Jerry O-Frickin'-Connell up in her fun-stuff.)

--Thandie Newton - 37  (Delicious interracial minx who Carter impregnated on "ER".  She also starred in "Crash" . . . co-starred with Tom Cruise in "Mission:  Impossible 2" . . . and plays Condoleezza Rice in "W."--Thandie is the daughter of a Zimbabwean mother [a princess of the Shona tribe] and an English father.  Her parents getting-it-on was interracially taboo . . . but, I assume, quite delicious.  She is 5 feet, 2 inches of the sweetest taboo.)

--PETER DELUISE!!! - 43  (Superstar of "21 Jump Street" with RICHARD GRIECO!!!  Peter was created via the powerful spermatozoon of Superstar Chubby DOM DELUISE!!!)  (--Peter's now one of the writers and producers for both "Stargate:  SG-1" AND "Stargate:  Atlantis".)

--Corey Glover - 45  (Singer of Living Colour!!!  He also played Francis in Oliver Stone's "Platoon".)

--Angela Summers - 45  (Pornographic prostitute who has starred in 115 fine films, including . . . "Snatched to the Future", "Will & Ted's Bogus Gang Bangs" and "Edward Penishands 2"!!!)

--Lori Singer - 52 ("Footloose"!!! Now resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity, next to Jennifer Grey, Kelly McGillis AND Kajagoogoo!!!) (???)

--Maria Shriver - 54  (She gets to nail Arnold Schwarzenegger in the governor's mansion ANY TIME SHE WANTS TO.  --According to Arnold, after he spoke for Bush at the Republican National Convention, Maria locked down the poon . . . for TWO WEEKS.

--Glenn Frey - 61  (The Eagles' guitar and piano player.  Their "Greatest Hits (1971-1975)" album is the #1 selling album in the U.S. of ALL TIME, with 29 million copies sold in the U.S. and 45 MILLION copies sold worldwide {certified 29-TIMES PLATINUM}.)

--Sally Field - 63  (Now she's the widowed mom on ABC's "Brothers & Sisters".  She's already won a Best Actress Emmy for it.)

--Mike Nichols - 78  (Oscar-winning director of "The Graduate".  He also directed "Closer", "The Birdcage", "Silkwood" AND Garry Shandling's "What Planet Are You From?".  Best of all, he gets to nail Diane Sawyer ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

--Pat Tillman - Would have been 33  (1976 - 2004)  (Ex-NFL player who was so struck by September 11th that he left professional football to enlist in the Army.  He was killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan in April of 2004.)

 --Jonathan Harris - (1914 - 2002)  (Dr. Zachary Smith on "Lost In Space".)

--James Naismith - (1861 - 1939)  (Crazy Canadian who invented basketball.)

--Antoine-Joseph Sax - (1814 - 1894)  (Filthy Frenchy who invented the saxophone AND the saxotromba.)

1860 - 82% of the eligible voters turned out to elect ABRAHAM LINCOLN as our 16th president.

1923 - JACOB SCHICK was granted a patent . . . for the ELECTRIC RAZOR.

1935 - EDWIN H. ARMSTRONG announced his development of F.M. BROADCASTING.

1961 - A brush fire tore through Bel Air, California, burning down the homes of BURT LANCASTER and ZSA ZSA GABOR, and damaging or threatening the homes of Marlon Brando, Cary Grant, ROBERT STACK and Kim Novak, among others.

1967 - A young, dark-haired stud named PHIL DONAHUE started a small talk show in Dayton, Ohio . . . which later became "DONAHUE"!!!

1982 - "Up Where We Belong" . . . the amazing ballad from the soundtrack to "An Officer And A Gentleman" . . . by JOE COCKER & JENNIFER WARNES . . . hit #1 on the singles chart.

1988 - RINGO STARR and his wife BARBARA BACH lovingly checked each other into an alcohol rehab center.  Ringo is HUGE in Japan, ya know.

1993 - "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)", by MEAT LOAF, hit #1 on the pop singles chart and stayed there for five weeks.

1997 - A Los Angeles judge denied a request by TOMMY & PAMELA LEE to block Internet Entertainment Group from offering free viewings of their very naughty home video showing them having very naughty relations.

1998 - "The Siege", starring DENZEL WASHINGTON and BRUCE WILLIS . . . and "The Waterboy", starring ADAM SANDLER, both opened to packed houses for the sole reason that . . .  . . . the "STAR WARS:  EPISODE 1" trailer was being shown before AND after both pictures . . . and everyone wanted to get a look at the WOOKIE SENATOR!!!)  (???)

1999 - LEE ANN WOMACK married her second husband, Frank Liddell.  Today is their 9th anniversary.

2002 - WINONA RYDER was found guilty of grand theft and vandalism . . . both felonies . . . for shoplifting over-priced clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue that she could easily have afforded.

--Ethan Hawke - 39  (Used to nail Uma Thurman, but he traded her in for a 22-year-old model.) I posted a younger pic..cuz his Bod is so hot

--Emma Stone - 21  (Natalie in "The House Bunny", Amelia in "The Rocker", Jules in "Superbad" AND Laurie Partridge on "In Search of the New Partridge Family".)

--Annie Cruz - 25  (Filipino porno slut who has starred in 247 fine films, including . . . "So You Think You Can Squirt", "Squirts So Good" AND "Squirt-Stravaganza".)

--Taryn Manning - 31  (Nola the prostitute in "Hustle & Flow" and one of Britney's annoying best friends in "Crossroads".)

--Wiley Wiggins - 33  (He WAS Mitch Kramer in "Dazed and Confused" . . . the freshman kid whose idea of acting was to squint and squeeze the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger to convey emotion-Now he's a lame Internet BLOGGER.  Seriously.  Check out his site here . . . http://www.wileywiggins.com/.) 

--Rebecca Romijn - 37   X  MEN(Used to nail "Full House" superstar John Stamos anytime she wanted to.  Now, she lets Jerry O-Frickin'-Connell up in her fun-stuff.)

--Thandie Newton - 37  (Delicious interracial minx who Carter impregnated on "ER".  She also starred in "Crash" . . . co-starred with Tom Cruise in "Mission:  Impossible 2" . . . and plays Condoleezza Rice in "W."--Thandie is the daughter of a Zimbabwean mother [a princess of the Shona tribe] and an English father.  Her parents getting-it-on was interracially taboo . . . but, I assume, quite delicious.  She is 5 feet, 2 inches of the sweetest taboo.)

--PETER DELUISE!!! - 43  (Superstar of "21 Jump Street" with RICHARD GRIECO!!!  Peter was created via the powerful spermatozoon of Superstar Chubby DOM DELUISE!!!)  (--Peter's now one of the writers and producers for both "Stargate:  SG-1" AND "Stargate:  Atlantis".)

--Corey Glover - 45  (Singer of Living Colour!!!  He also played Francis in Oliver Stone's "Platoon".)

--Angela Summers - 45  (Pornographic prostitute who has starred in 115 fine films, including . . . "Snatched to the Future", "Will & Ted's Bogus Gang Bangs" and "Edward Penishands 2"!!!)

--Lori Singer - 52 ("Footloose"!!! Now resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity, next to Jennifer Grey, Kelly McGillis AND Kajagoogoo!!!) (???)

--Maria Shriver - 54  (She gets to nail Arnold Schwarzenegger in the governor's mansion ANY TIME SHE WANTS TO.  --According to Arnold, after he spoke for Bush at the Republican National Convention, Maria locked down the poon . . . for TWO WEEKS.

--Glenn Frey - 61  (The Eagles' guitar and piano player.  Their "Greatest Hits (1971-1975)" album is the #1 selling album in the U.S. of ALL TIME, with 29 million copies sold in the U.S. and 45 MILLION copies sold worldwide {certified 29-TIMES PLATINUM}.)

--Sally Field - 63  (Now she's the widowed mom on ABC's "Brothers & Sisters".  She's already won a Best Actress Emmy for it.)

--Mike Nichols - 78  (Oscar-winning director of "The Graduate".  He also directed "Closer", "The Birdcage", "Silkwood" AND Garry Shandling's "What Planet Are You From?".  Best of all, he gets to nail Diane Sawyer ANYTIME HE WANTS TO.)

--Pat Tillman - Would have been 33  (1976 - 2004)  (Ex-NFL player who was so struck by September 11th that he left professional football to enlist in the Army.  He was killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan in April of 2004.)

 --Jonathan Harris - (1914 - 2002)  (Dr. Zachary Smith on "Lost In Space".)

--James Naismith - (1861 - 1939)  (Crazy Canadian who invented basketball.)

--Antoine-Joseph Sax - (1814 - 1894)  (Filthy Frenchy who invented the saxophone AND the saxotromba.)

1860 - 82% of the eligible voters turned out to elect ABRAHAM LINCOLN as our 16th president.

1923 - JACOB SCHICK was granted a patent . . . for the ELECTRIC RAZOR.

1935 - EDWIN H. ARMSTRONG announced his development of F.M. BROADCASTING.

1961 - A brush fire tore through Bel Air, California, burning down the homes of BURT LANCASTER and ZSA ZSA GABOR, and damaging or threatening the homes of Marlon Brando, Cary Grant, ROBERT STACK and Kim Novak, among others.

1967 - A young, dark-haired stud named PHIL DONAHUE started a small talk show in Dayton, Ohio . . . which later became "DONAHUE"!!!

1982 - "Up Where We Belong" . . . the amazing ballad from the soundtrack to "An Officer And A Gentleman" . . . by JOE COCKER & JENNIFER WARNES . . . hit #1 on the singles chart.

1988 - RINGO STARR and his wife BARBARA BACH lovingly checked each other into an alcohol rehab center.  Ringo is HUGE in Japan, ya know.

1993 - "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)", by MEAT LOAF, hit #1 on the pop singles chart and stayed there for five weeks.

1997 - A Los Angeles judge denied a request by TOMMY & PAMELA LEE to block Internet Entertainment Group from offering free viewings of their very naughty home video showing them having very naughty relations.

1998 - "The Siege", starring DENZEL WASHINGTON and BRUCE WILLIS . . . and "The Waterboy", starring ADAM SANDLER, both opened to packed houses for the sole reason that . . .  . . . the "STAR WARS:  EPISODE 1" trailer was being shown before AND after both pictures . . . and everyone wanted to get a look at the WOOKIE SENATOR!!!)  (???)

1999 - LEE ANN WOMACK married her second husband, Frank Liddell.  Today is their 9th anniversary.

2002 - WINONA RYDER was found guilty of grand theft and vandalism . . . both felonies . . . for shoplifting over-priced clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue that she could easily have afforded.

Happy Birthdays and On this Day in history

--Sam Rockwell - 41  ("Charlie's Angels", "Matchstick Men", "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and CIA agent-slash-game show mogul Chuck Barris in "Confessions of A Dangerous Mind".)

--Kevin Jonas - 22  (The oldest and least dreamy of the Jonas Brothers.  "Camp Rock" superstar Joe is 19 and their young leader Nick is only 16. )

--RYAN Adams - 35  (Singer who HATES it when people request "Summer of '69".  He's RYAN Adams, not BRYAN Adams . . . and he's an important "artiste".  AND he used to nail Parker Posey.  STFU.)

--BRYAN ADAMS!!! - 50  ("Summer Of '69"!!!  SCREW RYAN ADAMS!!!)  (???)

--Johnny Damon - 36  (Formerly hirsute Boston Red Sox superstar . . . now a clean-cut New York Yankee who never should have left Boston.)

--Jonny Greenwood - 38  (Radiohead's guitar, organ and synth MASTER.)

--Jennifer & Heather Kinley - 39  (The Kinleys.)

 --Famke Janssen - 44  (Gorgeous minx from "X-Men" and "Nip / Tuck".  She was also Michael Douglas' hot wife in "Don't Say a Word" . . . and Jon Favreau's stripper-slash-whore girlfriend in "Made".)

-Tatum O'Neal - 46  (Former child star . . . former Mrs. John McEnroe . . . former junkie.  Still love the crack.  Just LOVES it!!!)  (--Tatum was also the youngest Oscar winner EVER.  She was 10 when she won Best Supporting Actress for "Paper Moon" in 1974.)
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Tilda Swinton - 49  (The White Witch in "The Chronicles of Narnia" . . . and the angel Gabriel in "Constantine".)

--Robert Patrick - 51  (The evil T-1000 in "T2".  He's also the ONLY actor who's been killed on-screen by all three PLANET HOLLYWOOD founders:  Bruce Willis in "Die Hard 2", Sylvester Stallone in "Cop Land" and Arnold in "T2".)

--Bill Walton - 57  (Brilliant basketball announcer with the fire down below.)

--Peter Noone - 62  (Lead singer of Herman's Hermits.)

 --Sam Shepard - 66  (Mr. Jessica Lange.  He played Ryan Gosling's dad in "The Notebook" and Chuck Yeager in "The Right Stuff".)

-ART GARFUNKEL . . . AND HIS DELICIOUS JEW-FRO!!! - 68

--Ike Turner - Would have been 77 - (1931 - 2007)  (Biggest hit:  "Proud Mary".)

-Roy Rogers - (1911 - 1998)

1872 - SUSAN B. ANTHONY was FINED $100 FOR VOTING in a presidential election.  She voted for Ulysses S. Grant, who won . . . and she never paid the fine.  Women weren't legally allowed to vote until 1920. 

1895 - George B. Selden of Rochester, New York, received the first U.S. PATENT for an AUTOMOBILE.  He later sold the rights . . . for $200,000.

1911 - Calbraith Rodgers completed THE FIRST U.S. COAST-TO-COAST FLIGHT in a Wright bi-plane.  It took him 49 days, because he crashed 19 times.  He had a train follow him with spare parts so when something went wrong, he could patch it up and keep flying.   

1935 - The game MONOPOLY was introduced by the Parker Brothers Company.  (--You can see some interesting facts about Monopoly here:  http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/monopoly/default.cfm?page=Entertainment/funfacts.)

1940 - PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT won an unprecedented THIRD term in office.  After his FOURTH term, a Constitutional Amendment was passed limiting presidents to two terms.

1955 - THE FIRST FM-STEREO BROADCAST WAS MADE. 

1974 - For some reason, Ella T. Grasso was elected governor of Connecticut, becoming the FIRST WOMAN to win a gubernatorial office WITHOUT succeeding her husband.  (--Yeah, so thanks for Sarah Palin, Ella.)  (???)

1977 - GEORGE W. BUSH married the naughty LAURA WELCH.  Today is their 31st Wedding Anniversary.

1994 - At age 45, GEORGE FOREMAN became boxing's OLDEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP . . . by knocking out Michael Moorer in the 10th round of their WBA fight.

1999 - VAN HALEN FIRED GARY CHERONE.  As if it was HIS fault.  (???)

--Sam Rockwell - 41  ("Charlie's Angels", "Matchstick Men", "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and CIA agent-slash-game show mogul Chuck Barris in "Confessions of A Dangerous Mind".)

--Kevin Jonas - 22  (The oldest and least dreamy of the Jonas Brothers.  "Camp Rock" superstar Joe is 19 and their young leader Nick is only 16. )

--RYAN Adams - 35  (Singer who HATES it when people request "Summer of '69".  He's RYAN Adams, not BRYAN Adams . . . and he's an important "artiste".  AND he used to nail Parker Posey.  STFU.)

--BRYAN ADAMS!!! - 50  ("Summer Of '69"!!!  SCREW RYAN ADAMS!!!)  (???)

--Johnny Damon - 36  (Formerly hirsute Boston Red Sox superstar . . . now a clean-cut New York Yankee who never should have left Boston.)

--Jonny Greenwood - 38  (Radiohead's guitar, organ and synth MASTER.)

--Jennifer & Heather Kinley - 39  (The Kinleys.)

 --Famke Janssen - 44  (Gorgeous minx from "X-Men" and "Nip / Tuck".  She was also Michael Douglas' hot wife in "Don't Say a Word" . . . and Jon Favreau's stripper-slash-whore girlfriend in "Made".)

-Tatum O'Neal - 46  (Former child star . . . former Mrs. John McEnroe . . . former junkie.  Still love the crack.  Just LOVES it!!!)  (--Tatum was also the youngest Oscar winner EVER.  She was 10 when she won Best Supporting Actress for "Paper Moon" in 1974.)
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Tilda Swinton - 49  (The White Witch in "The Chronicles of Narnia" . . . and the angel Gabriel in "Constantine".)

--Robert Patrick - 51  (The evil T-1000 in "T2".  He's also the ONLY actor who's been killed on-screen by all three PLANET HOLLYWOOD founders:  Bruce Willis in "Die Hard 2", Sylvester Stallone in "Cop Land" and Arnold in "T2".)

--Bill Walton - 57  (Brilliant basketball announcer with the fire down below.)

--Peter Noone - 62  (Lead singer of Herman's Hermits.)

 --Sam Shepard - 66  (Mr. Jessica Lange.  He played Ryan Gosling's dad in "The Notebook" and Chuck Yeager in "The Right Stuff".)

-ART GARFUNKEL . . . AND HIS DELICIOUS JEW-FRO!!! - 68

--Ike Turner - Would have been 77 - (1931 - 2007)  (Biggest hit:  "Proud Mary".)

-Roy Rogers - (1911 - 1998)

1872 - SUSAN B. ANTHONY was FINED $100 FOR VOTING in a presidential election.  She voted for Ulysses S. Grant, who won . . . and she never paid the fine.  Women weren't legally allowed to vote until 1920. 

1895 - George B. Selden of Rochester, New York, received the first U.S. PATENT for an AUTOMOBILE.  He later sold the rights . . . for $200,000.

1911 - Calbraith Rodgers completed THE FIRST U.S. COAST-TO-COAST FLIGHT in a Wright bi-plane.  It took him 49 days, because he crashed 19 times.  He had a train follow him with spare parts so when something went wrong, he could patch it up and keep flying.   

1935 - The game MONOPOLY was introduced by the Parker Brothers Company.  (--You can see some interesting facts about Monopoly here:  http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/monopoly/default.cfm?page=Entertainment/funfacts.)

1940 - PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT won an unprecedented THIRD term in office.  After his FOURTH term, a Constitutional Amendment was passed limiting presidents to two terms.

1955 - THE FIRST FM-STEREO BROADCAST WAS MADE. 

1974 - For some reason, Ella T. Grasso was elected governor of Connecticut, becoming the FIRST WOMAN to win a gubernatorial office WITHOUT succeeding her husband.  (--Yeah, so thanks for Sarah Palin, Ella.)  (???)

1977 - GEORGE W. BUSH married the naughty LAURA WELCH.  Today is their 31st Wedding Anniversary.

1994 - At age 45, GEORGE FOREMAN became boxing's OLDEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP . . . by knocking out Michael Moorer in the 10th round of their WBA fight.

1999 - VAN HALEN FIRED GARY CHERONE.  As if it was HIS fault.  (???)