This is what you call clinging desperately to some sort of 15 minutes.. this wrinkled prune fame whore..has offered her leather lady bits to gay porn...Cuz STRAIGHT porn Vivid turned her down.

You read that correctly. Tanning Mom will appear in a gay porn, according to TMZ. The New Jersey native will reportedly make $1,000 for a cameo appearance in an episode of Lucas Entertainment's "Kings of New York." However, she will be fully clothed and there won't be any sex involved.
Tanning Mom landed the gay porn gig after she emailed Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch about starring in an adult film for his porn company. She was apparently inspired by "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham's romp with James Deen.
"I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom, well if you REALLY want to make MONEY then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness,"Krentcil wrote in an email obtained by E! News. "Because let's face it I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."
Hirsch told E! News his company declined because Vivid doesn't do "Granny Porn."