Ron Artest - 30 (NBA lunatic who now plays for the Houston
Rockets. He was the lead idiot in that brawl with fans in Detroit a
few years ago when he was still with the Indiana Pacers.--Classic Ron
Artest story: After his rookie year in the NBA with the Chicago Bulls,
instead of working on his game in the off-season, Ron took a job at
Circuit City . . . to get the EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT!!!) (True.)
Monique Coleman - 29
("Dancing with the Stars" loser who got her big break as Gabriella's
best friend in the "High School Musical" movies. Corbin Bleu's
character would get smooth up in her . . . if Disney characters did
such things.)

Noah Hathaway - 38 (Boxey, Apollo's annoying kid on "Battlestar Galactica" . . . AND the man-child warrior Atreyu in "The NeverEnding Story".)
Gerard Butler - 40 (King Leonidas in "300", The Phantom in "The Phantom of the Opera" and Dracula in "Dracula 2000".)
Steve Zahn - 42
(Superstar character actor from "Sahara", "Reality Bites", "That Thing
You Do!" and "Saving Silverman". He's also the voice of Runt of the
Litter in "Chicken Little".)
Whoopi Goldberg - 54 She is Fabulous and Fierce (Real name: Caryn Elaine Johnson.)
Jimmy Kimmel - 42 (He may or may not still be nailing Sarah Silverman anytime he wants to. They won't say for sure.)
Vinny Testaverde - 46 (Ancient and broken quarterback for the Carolina Panthers. He just retired in January.)
Neil Flynn - 49 (The janitor on "Scrubs" and Lindsay Lohan's dad in "Mean Girls".)
Chris Noth - 55 (Mr. Big on "Sex and the City".)

Tracy Scoggins - 56
(Minx. "Dynasty", "The Colbys", "Babylon 5" AND "Circus of the Stars
#8, #14 AND #16". Thankfully she's acting again and appeared on
"Nip/Tuck" as another one of Christian's many conquests.)
Frances Conroy - 56 (The mom, Ruth, on "Six Feet Under".)

Joe Mantegna - 62
("Criminal Minds" star who IS the voice of Fat Tony on "The
Simpsons"!!! You'd also remember him as Joey Zasa in "The Godfather:
Part 3".)
Garry Marshall - 75
(Brother of Penny Marshall.--He wrote for the "Dick Van Dyke Show" and
"The Lucy Show" . . . produced "The Odd Couple" and "Mork & Mindy"
. . . created "Happy Days" . . . and directed "Pretty Woman", "The
Princess Diaries" AND "Exit to Eden"!!!--P.S.: Did you know that Garry
Marshall's "trademark" is that he uses Hector Elizondo in most all of
his movies? IT'S TRUE!!!)
1789 - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN wrote a
letter to a friend in which he said, "In this world nothing can be said
to be certain, except DEATH AND TAXES."

1940 - WALT DISNEY'S "Fantasia" was
released.
It flopped. It only became a huge hit when it was re-released in 1967
. . . when all the kiddies were smoking CANNABIS.
1942 - President Roosevelt lowered the MINIMUM DRAFT AGE from 21 to 18.
1946 - Skiers at Mount Greylock, Massachusetts, were amazed by inventor Vincent Schaeffer's new creation . . . ARTIFICIAL SNOW.
1956 - THE SUPREME COURT STRUCK DOWN LAWS CALLING FOR RACIAL SEGREGATION ON PUBLIC BUSES.
1961 - "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", by The Tokens, was released.
1971 - THREE DOG NIGHT'S MONSTER JAM "OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG" WAS RELEASED!!!
1973 -
19-year-old JERRY LEE LEWIS, JR., the son of JERRY LEE LEWIS, was
killed in a highway accident in Mississippi. Just several days
earlier, he had appeared on TV as a drummer in his dirty daddy's
band.--Eleven years earlier, Jerry Lee Lewis' only other son, Steve
Allen, (--named after the talk show host who put The Killer on national
TV for the first time) drowned in the family swimming pool at age 3.)
1981 - "Time Bandits"
was released!!! You should rent this movie for one very important
reason: It's one of the few times that YOU CAN SEE R2D2 WITHOUT HIS
COSTUME!!!--KENNY BAKER made this between "The Empire Strikes Back" and
"Return of the Jedi" . . . and stars as a midget named Fidgit!!!)
1982 -
RAY "BOOM BOOM" MANCINI regained his WBA lightweight title by knocking
out Duk Koo Kim in the 14th round. Kim, knocked unconscious, was
rushed to the hospital . . . where he DIED four days later.
1991 - DISNEY'S "Beauty
& The Beast" was released. It was the first animated feature EVER
nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. (--It "only" won Best Song and
Best Original Score.)
1992 - ELTON JOHN
performed in Mexico for the first time. He performed his first Mexican
concert in front of 90,000 Mexicans in Mexico City. --Later that
night, he became the first man to attend a donkey show . . . FOR THE
DONKEY--No, YOU STFU. You know you were thinkin' it, too!!!)
1993 - For some reason, MICHELLE PFEIFFER married "Boston Legal" genius creator DAVID E. KELLEY. Today is their 15th Anniversary.
1998 - BILL CLINTON agreed to pay PAULA JONES $850,000 to throw out her sexual harassment lawsuit.
2004 - OL' DIRTY BASTARD of the WU TANG CLAN collapsed and died just two days before his 36th birthday.
2005 - WWE rassler EDDIE GUERRERO died of heart problems at the age of 38.
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